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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This takes me back to the days of nutting in the eclairs at the bakery I worked at.

  God I loved that job.

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  • tourist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why don’t you work there anymore

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They caught me fucking an eclair.

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Reminds me of the time I got fired from the pickle factory for putting my dick in the pickle slicer.

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    • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Did she get fired too?

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  • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Best damn éclairs i ever had. Shame it couldn’t last.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sometimes that kind of perfection can only exist in small moments of time.

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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I heard they have some good fucking food there, but it didn’t taste very good.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My diet was like ninety percent pineapples though.

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  • postnataldrip@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Think I saw you in Van Wilder

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    also making manicotti. fuck i could go for some manicotti.

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  • HeyJoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    One lucky customer a day.

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dear lord when violet08 sees this she’s gonna post nonstop for like a week.

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    She and one other person have been horny posting a lot lately so I figured I’d toss one in. I send this meme to my girl sometimes.

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    • Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ayo whats happening on lemmy.

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  • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Someone should check on her to make sure she don’t drown.

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    • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      She’s proven she can handle herself.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I wanna be someone’s eclair 😩

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  • three@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I put on my apron and chef’s hat

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      what I think I look like

      1000003122

      what I actually look like

      !1000003121!<

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  • plyth@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Are you covered in chocolate?

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I could be.

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Some people call it, “love and affection” others call it, “cum dumpster”

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    hey, just because she puts a paper sack over her head doesn’t mean you get to be rude to her. she’s not a cum “dumpster”. she’s a cum receptacle.

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    • Nomad@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Rick and Morty reference <3

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    • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Dumpster is the brand name version of a waste receptacle. Cum receptacle would be cheaper than a cum dumpster. But I don’t yuck someone’s yum.

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• Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

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• xabit24368@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  (o)

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    ( . Y . )

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    8===D

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    • xabit24368@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      T H A N K Y O U H A N K Y O U

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• Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oil up bro, I’m coming

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• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  youtu.be/1fJNhTRoZcc

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  • tpyo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Holy shit, someone who knows psychostick!! 🤘

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• Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  😳

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Huh, I’m not the only person that ‘bakes’ to Led Zeppelin.

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