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• Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Your mum’s so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

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  • NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s s good one

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  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wow, that’s brutal!

    I had a flatmate at one time who walked past my room, sick his head in the doorway

    and said

    "Your mother just rang, she said she wishes she aborted you in the 2nd trimester"

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• TaterTot@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Your mamma’s so fat Ben Kenobi said: “That’s no moon….. that’s yo mamma!”.

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• DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But where is Saddam?

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What I came to ask. He should be here.

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  YO MOMMA is so fat, we’re seriously concerned for her health.

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• DarkFuture@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  One of the greatest tragedies of life is getting to an age where you have to stop the mom jokes IRL because people’s moms start IRL dying.

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  • NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The mom jokes have nothing to do with the irl mums. My mum died 20 years ago, a good mum joke doesn’t.

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    • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My favourite dead mamma joke was when a friend said “I fucked your mom last night.” I replied “How? Phone sex through a Ouija board?”

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My mom was an abusive piece of shit who I haven’t seen or talked to since I was 18. I’m now 47, and I have no problem with people making fun of her. Thanks to therapy I don’t hate her anymore, but that does not mean that I love her.

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  • knobbysideup@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mom died 2 years ago. Still get these at work. I take no offense.

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Your mommy is so big that the big store called and said “no that’s too big”.

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  • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de [bot] ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    trump called her very bigly tremendous

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    • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ve never heard of this trump fellow

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    • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Trump wasn’t interested in her.

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• Zagam@piefed.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yo momma so old her social security number is 1.

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• Zagam@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yo momma so fat when the weather man said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon.

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• eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That is an unbelievably sexy woman in the pic, damn.

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  • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    OP’s mamma is phat.

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    • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Gimme a bellybutton I can build a shed in

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yo momma so ugly that Cronenberg cast her in a movie.

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• ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “You like thicc girls?”

  “Yes”

  “How thicc?”

  " "

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• mech@feddit.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yo mamma so big, when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s like the first one you learn when you’re in grade school. It’s right up there with “yo momma so fat she got her own ZIP code.”

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• flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What the hell is going on with the scale in this graph?

  Please explain.

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• Zagam@piefed.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yo momma so mean it take a train and 2 busse to get on her good side.

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  YO MOMMA is so stupid she sits at ALDI’s under the counter and goes beep.

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• Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Whoever created this image should be slapped

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  • NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    With my mum.

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    • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      By Jax’s mum. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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• ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Richard Matthew Stallman, Titanic”

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• lasta@piefed.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yo mama so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.

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• purplerabbit@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Meh, can’t say I’m really nostalgic for fatphobic jokes.

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