lasta

@lasta@piefed.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨finally quenched my thirst⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Rest in piss 🪦🙏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just starting my spring planting and want to add some new statues to it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How it started vs. how it’s going

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Deodorant; the antivenom to the Fediverse’s own species of pit viper.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some of your computers are horny by proxy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to "do Chewbacca?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Asking politely will go a long way in helping you get some Wookiee nookie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bird Law⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The case was later dismissed due to a lack of probable caws.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trust in Jesus⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Alcophilic memes” has enough content to be its own community lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's all SO simple!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  WITHDRAW CONSENT (projectile vomits)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shoutout to all the invertibabes⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you can’t handle me at my worm, you don’t deserve me at my best 🪱 💅

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Diphalia⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see your “snakes have two penises” and raise you “kangaroos have THREE vaginas”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teams’ invasive Wi‑Fi tracking sparks backlash as users say Microsoft crossed a line — “There must be a team at Microsoft tasked with making Teams worse”⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for the clarification. I wrongly assumed Microsoft was using Wi-Fi positioning systems (which is used for geolocation, just not in this particular case) instead of reading their documentation.

  I’ll update the comment.

  I also don’t think most workplaces are going to punish you for opting out of this feature even if organizational policy requires it to be enabled.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teams’ invasive Wi‑Fi tracking sparks backlash as users say Microsoft crossed a line — “There must be a team at Microsoft tasked with making Teams worse”⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what I gathered on the subject, feel free to correct if anything is wrong:

  The WiFi tracking works by scanning for nearby WiFi networks, identifying which routers are nearby and their signal strengths, matching those against their database of known WiFi access points, and using that data to estimate your location. 

  For now the feature will be off by default, first has to be enabled by your company, and then the user has to opt in for it to be used.

  For those who are required to use Microsoft products, it can by bypassed by using a wired Ethernet connection and not using Teams on any devices using a wireless connection.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away."⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Classics⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yo mama so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Feast of the Ass has been around since the 11th century and somewhere along the line, things were lost in translation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do russian parents insist on being treated to home cooked meals?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It is custom in some cultures, including mine, to host holidays and personal events in your own home and visit friends and family in their homes when it is their turn. There may not be (or have been at the time) a good selection of restaurants, those restaurants might be expensive or exclusive, and inviting someone for a home cooked meal feels like the more personal and thoughtful thing to do. Some older generations have a hard time letting go of these customs without understanding that circumstances have changed (less family and community support, more options for eating out).

  It can be exhausting having to regularly host and clean before and after large groups of people on top of all your other responsibilities and I can’t blame anyone for wanting to celebrate in a restaurant or somewhere outside the home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Been putting a lot of thought into this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Unhitching the trailer from a truck 😌

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nature sure made the right choice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  With enough cocaine usage, you can tear down the partition wall and have yourself a uninostril (not recommended).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Grunting and straining noises So, nice weather today.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This New Android Smartphone Is For Everyone Who Misses the Blackberry⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The BlackBerry Curve was great. I kept using mine until support ended for most of the apps I needed on BlackBerry OS :(

  I still keep it as a spare phone and for travel.