Zagam
@Zagam@piefed.social
- Comment on fuck it, just paste your clipboard in the comments 1 day ago:
(Name still pending) I’m playing a lightfoot Halfling Battlesmith Artificer. My original thought would be to act as the ship’s engineer and keep people’s gear upgraded. I don’t know if she’ll be on the front line, soaking up chaos like a sponge but I do plan for her to help out however needed.
She does have a steel defender. I still don’t know what that will look like. Either some sort of aerial drone shaped like a jellyfish (I’m picturing the tendrils beign able to move independently and would help with attack or defense or just repairing items) or a large bulldog that she can ride around on.
Background: there’s no mystery or trauma. My character left home because she wanted to go out and see the universe. She comes from a pretty big family (so she’s always going to be running into a cousin in some random place)
But yeah, she’s living life, eating snacks, and doing what she likes the most.
- Comment on W rizz skibidi 1 week ago:
Fuck yes I’m in.
Wait sorry. i thought you said “off” not “up”.
- Comment on Classics 2 weeks ago:
Yo momma so fat when the weather man said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon.
- Comment on Classics 2 weeks ago:
Yo momma so mean it take a train and 2 busse to get on her good side.
- Comment on Classics 2 weeks ago:
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1.
- Comment on I have a rasberry pi 5 collecting dust, what are some neat useful things i can do with it? 4 weeks ago:
Entirely possible. This is my second adventure into RPi and I have zero idea what I’m doing. I can not overstate how out of my depth I am in this. I have real expertise in several things, but this end of tech is not one of them.
- Comment on I have a rasberry pi 5 collecting dust, what are some neat useful things i can do with it? 4 weeks ago:
Same. I got mine a static IP, but everything I try to make it work, I get no network at all.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Thats was it. Thank you.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Was it Terry Pratchett or Douglas Addams that had a witch that was going to be burned at the stake? She had a little future-sight abd went to her death willingly and with dignity. And with 50pounds of roofing nails in a barrel of gunpowder under her dress.
- Comment on Veganuary 4 weeks ago:
Are you saying that eating “butt cookies” is exploiting animals? I mean, that is what you’re saying, I’m just not sure why.
- Comment on 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢 5 weeks ago:
Were you here for Reagan? That was a hoot too.
- Comment on Veganuary 5 weeks ago:
Its not that hard. Gorillas are vegan, they do fine. So are my goats.
i quit meat a bunch of years ago, I try to eat a varied diet, and try to mix greens and grains. I get a check up about once a year and all my blood work comes back fine.
- Comment on The Boss Kyle 1 month ago:
No judgment, but why does it look like hes about to get railed?
- Comment on YSK: listening to audiobooks and reading books both activate the same language related areas of the brain 1 month ago:
Yeah, I go through about 40ish books a year because I can listen while driving. I actually like it better because I can ask my car for a word definition or check a date or whatever.
- Comment on Rockstar baulks as a Charlie Kirk assassination mission is created in GTA Online, bans it and censors his name, but there's more out there 1 month ago:
“Disney took the popular comedian Jimmy Kimmel off-air after he joked about it,”
No. Kimmel ragged on trump and maga but did not joke about kirk. Stop the gaslighting.
- Comment on Cultural divide 2 months ago:
Maybe but I have chronic lower back pain and the best stretch I do is cobra. Its done while prone but very similar form to this guy. Say what you will about opioid addiction but I bet the first guy has trouble in the morning getting loose and moving freely that the second guy doesn’t.
- Comment on If I go crazy will you still call me Superman? 2 months ago:
You Don’t Mess Around With Jim by Jim Croce isn’t directly about him but does give good advice on treating this wardrobe with respect.
- Comment on Cuntry music 2 months ago:
I think probably none of the details matter, I just hope someone said it about one of those two guys.
“The “what pantyhose did to finger-fuckin’” quote, meanwhile, was supposedly said by Waylon Jennings about Garth Brooks, as part of an international country music beef of the decade previous.”
- Comment on Cuntry music 2 months ago:
Kristofferson was saying it about Kieth but his quote (reportedly) was
“You know what Waylon Jennings said about guys like him?” he whispered.
I shook my head.
“They’re doin’ to country music what pantyhose did to finger-fuckin’.”
- Comment on Suicide is the last DIY project some people do. 2 months ago:
Love your name. Buddy of mine said if I was ever a magician my name would be The Great Scarcasmo.
- Comment on Suicide is the last DIY project some people do. 2 months ago:
Yeah, the holidays bring it out in me.
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- Comment on If Browser and Wario are Mario's mortal ennemies, why did he invited them for a kart race? 2 months ago:
Because Mario recognizes a good time when he sees one and isn’t a dick enough to not invite everyone because of a little personal beef.
- Comment on Her name is Marla Singer. 2 months ago:
If she’d turn the keyboard the right way around, she might have a better time.
- Comment on This is what my coworker pictures every time I say lemmy. 2 months ago:
This is my goat Lemmy. Named aftercLemmy, but not Lemmy.
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- Comment on ☪️⛎♑️☦️ 3 months ago:
Hes bald and hates that he is. So, wear a beanie because then its a Thing. Hes a fucking choad.
- Comment on fawlty towers? 3 months ago:
Splitters!
- Comment on fawlty towers? 3 months ago:
Wasn’t this the group that got sued for sampling the Rutles?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
I have 2 coffee mugs like that. One my mom got me when I was like 16 to use as a shaving mug. And one I got as a father’s day present a week or so after my first kid was born. I’m in my 50’s now and have never been sentimental about anything. But I do make sure those two mugs are safe when I put the dishes
away.
