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If you called someone "skinface" it would feel like a huge insult even though it's meaningless and people's faces are made out of skin.

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Submitted ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨doomslang@lemmy.zip⁩ to ⁨showerthoughts@lemmy.world⁩

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s rich coming from a bony, food-horking, air-breathing, water bag. You sound like someone who poops.

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    • CobblerScholar@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Definitely using that last one

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      • 13igTyme@piefed.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Just make sure they don’t have a colostomy bag.

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    • url@feddit.fr ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The last one is the best

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      At my age? Only if I eat enough fiber…

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  • PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Hey, you there with the nose”

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Interesting social test to see who turns around.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fat people should be called “skinny” since they have more skin than a thin person.

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    • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Now this is a shower thought.

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  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hey, your epidermis is showing!

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    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ha ha! Epidermis means hair.

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      • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Um, no it doesn’t

        share.google/Gx44dbYvziulBvKQP

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  • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How about you go metabolize some carbohydrates you bipedal primate.

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    • early_riser@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Caudally challenged sweat factory

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    i use “fartbutt” and “assbutt” all the time to similar effect. what you mean you don’t fart out your butt? your ass ain’t a butt?

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  • schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    any word can sound like an insult if you say it with the right tone, I think? Isn’t there a song somewhere on YT about words that aren’t technically slurs that makes that point?

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    • ModernRisk@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      any word can sound like an insult if you say it with the right tone, I think?

      Oh, definitely! I’m half European and half Arabian and living in Europe. Back in my teenage days, when having a huge conflict at school. I would shout “ibn” which just means “son”. Shout it in the right tone when angry and people will think it is some huge insult.

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  • halcyoncmdr@piefed.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Explanation: It’s just that… you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn’t drive you mad, I have no idea."
    ―HK-47

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    • itsathursday@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My meatbag - Denzel Washington, Training Day

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  • ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You should be more careful you jizz cock! You could have had my legs off you piss kidney!

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      wait that last one

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  • early_riser@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    All these multicellular whippersnappers. Back in my day we had one cell and didn’t complain

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  • Damage@feddit.it ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What if it’s a ghoul saying that

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    • Ghostie@lemmy.zip ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Found the smoothskin.

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  • kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I use “Your face smells like a foot” from Adventure Time

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  • Magnum@infosec.pub ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why would it feel like a huge insult? Maybe to you lol

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  • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You with the sentience.

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  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bloody tetrapod.

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    • early_riser@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hey that’s not blood it’s hemolymph. And I’m an arthropod

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