“Hey, you there with the nose”
If you called someone "skinface" it would feel like a huge insult even though it's meaningless and people's faces are made out of skin.
Submitted 1 month ago by doomslang@lemmy.zip to showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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PiraHxCx@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Interesting social test to see who turns around.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
Fat people should be called “skinny” since they have more skin than a thin person.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Now this is a shower thought.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How about you go metabolize some carbohydrates you bipedal primate.
early_riser@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Caudally challenged sweat factory
schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
any word can sound like an insult if you say it with the right tone, I think? Isn’t there a song somewhere on YT about words that aren’t technically slurs that makes that point?
ModernRisk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
any word can sound like an insult if you say it with the right tone, I think?
Oh, definitely! I’m half European and half Arabian and living in Europe. Back in my teenage days, when having a huge conflict at school. I would shout “ibn” which just means “son”. Shout it in the right tone when angry and people will think it is some huge insult.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Hey, your epidermis is showing!
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ha ha! Epidermis means hair.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Um, no it doesn’t
halcyoncmdr@piefed.social 1 month ago
“Explanation: It’s just that… you have all these squishy parts, master. And all that water! How the constant sloshing doesn’t drive you mad, I have no idea."
―HK-47itsathursday@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My meatbag - Denzel Washington, Training Day
ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You should be more careful you jizz cock! You could have had my legs off you piss kidney!
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 month ago
wait that last one
Damage@feddit.it 1 month ago
What if it’s a ghoul saying that
Ghostie@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Found the smoothskin.
early_riser@lemmy.world 1 month ago
All these multicellular whippersnappers. Back in my day we had one cell and didn’t complain
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
i use “fartbutt” and “assbutt” all the time to similar effect. what you mean you don’t fart out your butt? your ass ain’t a butt?
Magnum@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Why would it feel like a huge insult? Maybe to you lol
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Bloody tetrapod.
early_riser@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hey that’s not blood it’s hemolymph. And I’m an arthropod
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 1 month ago
You with the sentience.
kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I use “Your face smells like a foot” from Adventure Time
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s rich coming from a bony, food-horking, air-breathing, water bag. You sound like someone who poops.
CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Definitely using that last one
13igTyme@piefed.social 1 month ago
Just make sure they don’t have a colostomy bag.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
At my age? Only if I eat enough fiber…
url@feddit.fr 1 month ago
The last one is the best