The nurses all love when Jim is the on call ER doctor cause he doesn’t take any shit. I remember this 19 year old kid came in and said he had a toothache and Jim was just like, are you kidding me? And shot him.
A heart-warming story
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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
Soulphite@reddthat.com 5 hours ago
I heard one time Jim gave a patient six months to live… the patient claimed he didn’t have insurance and would never pay him in time, so Jim gave him 9 months.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
“I’ll give you something to ache about.” -Jim
TomMasz@piefed.social 5 hours ago
One time I went to Jim and told him it hurt when I moved my arm a certain way. So he kicked me in the knee. It hurt so much I forgot all about my arm. Then he charged me $15,000.
socsa@piefed.social 1 hour ago
I’ma give you something to cry about
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
“I explained to him it was a matter of life and death” Nah bro it sounds like you failed to explain properly
LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
When does a hospital casually not have O- blood
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
It’s hard to get people to donate blood at all, and O is the rarest type. It probably happens a lot. And if they’re out of something else, O is universal blood so maybe some gets used for a guy with AB-. But people with O can only take O.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
Probably depends on the hospital too. A 19 bed hospital in Vermont probably doesn’t keep that much O blood. So if the community experiences some kind of event, it’s probably easy for them to run out quickly.
JoshuaFalken@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
To further this, the negative and positive value also matters. Someone with a negative type can only take negative blood, whereas a positive type can accept both.
I wish it were easier to get people to donate. Just this morning I heard a radio advertisement for the blood service that included the line ‘please schedule and attend an appointment’, which seems wild that so many people book a time then don’t show up.
tetris11@feddit.uk 2 hours ago
They keep mixing it up with their buckets of spaghetti-O’s
Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
0- is in high demand because its universal donor; ER’s will use it when a patient needs blood before their blood type is established. Afaik ER’s do run out of O- sometimes after mass shootings.
Its odd to not have it available for a (possibly planbed) surgery where the doctor is talking to a kid brother (which seems like a hospital visit convo).
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
My porno scavenging ex step sister in law used to donate blood every 3 moons but one day she just kind of stopped. When we would ask her why she stopped giving blood she told us it’s because she watched inspector gadget and he told her that if she kept donating blood she wouldn’t get $25.41 to buy some book called Gary Potter and the platypus hymens from some guy she used to scavenge porno with who lives down the street. So many lives lost because she never gave blood again.
Soulphite@reddthat.com 1 hour ago
I’ll get you next time, Gadget! NEXT TIME!
robocall@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
What turned her into an ex step sister in law?
Bgugi@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Wife is easier to say.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 3 hours ago
She ate too many chestnuts
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Jehovah’s Witnesses 🤝 /r/ChildFree
Having an absolute field day with this shitpost
robocall@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I’m not sure if childfree is pro kids dying but I don’t know anything about them
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
They obviously aren’t. This is just a troll
TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 hours ago
Thin the herd
Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
That’s one way to escape Epstein’s island.
ickplant@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
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Brainsploosh@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
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