A heart-warming story

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The nurses all love when Jim is the on call ER doctor cause he doesn’t take any shit. I remember this 19 year old kid came in and said he had a toothache and Jim was just like, are you kidding me? And shot him.

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  • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I heard one time Jim gave a patient six months to live… the patient claimed he didn’t have insurance and would never pay him in time, so Jim gave him 9 months.

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  • TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    One time I went to Jim and told him it hurt when I moved my arm a certain way. So he kicked me in the knee. It hurt so much I forgot all about my arm. Then he charged me $15,000.

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    • BlackPenguins@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is Murica.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I’ll give you something to ache about.” -Jim

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ma give you something to cry about

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• Brainsploosh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s one way to escape Epstein’s island.

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  • ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • Brainsploosh@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “I explained to him it was a matter of life and death” Nah bro it sounds like you failed to explain properly

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Are you accusing the meme of not really telling the truth?

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    • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Its a caution directed at Jim Clark for when he inevitably comes through lemmy and sees his own LinkedIn post: please re-assess your proficiency at talking to children, Dr Clark!

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• LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When does a hospital casually not have O- blood

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s hard to get people to donate blood at all, and O is the rarest type. It probably happens a lot. And if they’re out of something else, O is universal blood so maybe some gets used for a guy with AB-. But people with O can only take O.

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Probably depends on the hospital too. A 19 bed hospital in Vermont probably doesn’t keep that much O blood. So if the community experiences some kind of event, it’s probably easy for them to run out quickly.

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    • JoshuaFalken@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      To further this, the negative and positive value also matters. Someone with a negative type can only take negative blood, whereas a positive type can accept both.

      Here's a little chart:

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      I wish it were easier to get people to donate. Just this morning I heard a radio advertisement for the blood service that included the line ‘please schedule and attend an appointment’, which seems wild that so many people book a time then don’t show up.

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    • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Isn’t O the most common type?

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They keep mixing it up with their buckets of spaghetti-O’s

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    0- is in high demand because its universal donor; ER’s will use it when a patient needs blood before their blood type is established. Afaik ER’s do run out of O- sometimes after mass shootings.

    Its odd to not have it available for a (possibly planbed) surgery where the doctor is talking to a kid brother (which seems like a hospital visit convo).

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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I demand a full investigation into this…

    ::checks community::

    Noble shitpost!

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My porno scavenging ex step sister in law used to donate blood every 3 moons but one day she just kind of stopped. When we would ask her why she stopped giving blood she told us it’s because she watched inspector gadget and he told her that if she kept donating blood she wouldn’t get $25.41 to buy some book called Gary Potter and the platypus hymens from some guy she used to scavenge porno with who lives down the street. So many lives lost because she never gave blood again.

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What turned her into an ex step sister in law?

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    • Bgugi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wife is easier to say.

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    • logi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      General lawlessness.

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    • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      She ate too many chestnuts

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  • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ll get you next time, Gadget! NEXT TIME!

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Jehovah’s Witnesses 🤝 /r/ChildFree

  Having an absolute field day with this shitpost

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m not sure if childfree is pro kids dying but I don’t know anything about them

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    • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They obviously aren’t. This is just a troll

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• ideonek@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I hate this story. If this was true he performed medical procedure based on incorrectly obtained consent.

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is called “a joke”.
    It didn’t actually happen.

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    • ideonek@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No it fucking isn’t. While I agree (and hope) that it is most likely fake I’m fairly certain, that it was intended to to farm wholsomness and other warm feelings. If you laugh after reading this, you need to examine if you don’t have some empathy deficit disorder.

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• TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Thin the herd

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