Submitted 5 hours ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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I find this funny because I actually did once have a peanut butter jelly sex sandwich with someone.
Long story short, she dared me to, we used shower curtains over the bed… and floor… and took our sweet and sticky time showering off afterward.
… didn’t think to uh, make any pictures or anything of it, fortunately or unfortunately.
So uh, good memories from this image, lol.
what exactly does peanut butter jelly sex entail? asking for a friend
One person gets a good deal of their nude body covered in peanut butter.
The other gets jam.
You can start in little dollops on specific areas, neckline, tip of an ear, maybe tip of the nose if you’re feeling kinda funny… other areas… and then uh… clean them up… as if it was edible…
… or you can just get right down to being bread and making the sandwich.
Just make sure to keep the actual uh … lock and key, make sure they are well good and clean before you try to unlock any doors.
Don’t wanna end up with a yeast infection or any other kind of infection.
Its basically impossible to totally keep all your hair 100% clean, (unless you both use hair nets i guess maybe?), hence the thorough and rigorous and lengthy shower afterward.
Do let me know if this piques your friend’s … appetite.
pretty obvious. one peanut butter, one jelly, sex.
might want an epipen just in case.
Hmm. Now I gotta try PB&H 😁
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
If you’re uncircumcised you can try a variation of this where you put peanut butter on your knob and then jam on your shaft then when you pull your foreskin over it you’ve got yourself a pb&j eggroll. If you’re circumcised then I’d suggest some fishing regeneration therapy so you can try making pb&I shlongrolls in a few years. No one should miss out.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 hours ago
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bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
The fact that this exists means that god is either oblivious to the horrors taking place on its universe or that he is impotent to change the events taking place on it
Hupf@feddit.org 4 hours ago
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wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 hour ago
Or that he approves. Don’t kink shame.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
He could also be aware and have the power to change it, but doesn’t care.
Gonzako@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Nah, as god is all-know able he has the deep knowledge of all the kinks and has experienced them fully. God’s into this.
ickplant@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
The real gold is always in the comments.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
someone get me some nitric acid we need to hide the gold
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I’m circumcised. Last girl I was with said, “so you’re not circumcised?” While handling it. Makes you think. Makes me think, anyway.
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 4 hours ago
Honestly she probably just wanted to make you feel better because you can’t make her knobroll snacks.
Next time just tell her to go pick carrots to sell at the local farmers market. It’s probably a better use of her time anyway.
Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
Angry upvote
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 4 hours ago
:: this account has been blocked::
lol jk