I'm not so sure those are "foot" steps

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Dammit, your mom got out and she’s pogoing again.

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• Toes@ani.social ⁨43⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Ah it’s a rare snail trail 🐌

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• Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  As you can see, the female will sit fetal on the ice. Pressure builds up underneath her until the force pushes her airborn a few feet forward. There are those who say it is a most fascinating form of locomotion.

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  • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    It’s called queefhopping

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    • mitkase@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I thought it was ice-kegeling.

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• noretus@crazypeople.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pussyfooting on ice is understandable tho.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    You win the internet for today.

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ah, the ol’ clam slam.

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s gotta be cold on the ole’ hoo haa.

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  • Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Also crazy split

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    • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Maybe she’s legless and going for a hop.

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• SGforce@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Up north some people call it a “moose knuckle”

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Moose knuckles are dudes.

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    • SGforce@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Ah true. I don’t hear the term often enough to properly remember.

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• PP_BOY_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The culprit (NSFW)

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  • mitkase@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Come, Watson, the game’s afoot!

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    …out of all the things that link COULD have been, how is it THAT??? I mean, you would have had to see that at some point before this moment. How did THAT happen??? And then how did your brain see this thread, and you think “OOH!!! I KNOW JUST THE THING!!!”

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  • owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    “Vajankle” is not a word I needed to learn ever.

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  • specimen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My eyes

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    • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      My … nevermind.

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• owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Icicussy

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• wioum@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Water is the source of life

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I thought the sun was the source of life.

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• iamericandre@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Damn was convinced this was a mick man post

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