PISS

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• InnerScientist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  youtu.be/M3OAx8EFtz8

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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can be enhanced by asparagus.

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• fushuan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You are supposed to have the Molotov closed, the idea is for the released gasoline to catch the fire when the bottle breaks. Else you risk igniting anything in between you and your target.

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  • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Oh really? That makes sense. Tie the flaming rag to the bottle rather than stuffing it in

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    • BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Best if you have the original cap for the bottle, put it in, seal it further with tape. You want the bottle to shatter essentially creating an explosion getting the contents everywhere.

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Eh glass jars can still fuck someone up pretty good.

  I’d go with a water balloon but that’s harder to fill with piss and more likely to break in hand.

  Gotta be a happy medium like an easily breakable plastic bottle.

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  • clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Those of us who have been on the internet too long have seen a glass jar fuck someone up pretty good.

    chihuahua_vietnam.jpegxl

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  • IntrovertTurtle@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Water gun. Then you can aim it directly at their face and get their entire mask soaked in it. Bonus points for dehydrated, stinky piss.

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    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Did not forget your asparagus and stinky bean.

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    that’s harder to fill with piss and

    No way, it’s very easy. You just put the balloon on like a condom and unleash the beast

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    • curbstickle@anarchist.nexus ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Requires sufficient pressure. It is easier with warm liquid though.

      Leaving it out in the cold overnight can freeze the balloon, but take care to check how thin the walls of the frozen balloon are. The goal, IMO, would be to freeze it enough to use a launcher, but not enough to be frozen solid.

      This provides a secondary benefit of unexpected shards of piss distributed at impact.

      Please note that current testing has been with standard balloons, in -5F to 15F, in the shade, with only water. Methods may be improved with water balloons - a bit smaller, with thinner latex to ensure it breaks, but more flexible, and designed to handle being filled with liquid.

      Field testing is highly recommended.

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But what if your victim is allergic to latex?

    We should just piss on people.

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  • deranger@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I just piss directly on the cops, you don’t have to carry around any incriminating evidence and you can easily adjust the piss level to fit the situation. No “one piss fits all” solution means you can piss on way more cops per gallon of water.

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  • Get_Off_My_WLAN@fedia.io ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe something like the plastic balls that are filled with bright orange dye that they have in convenience stores in Japan to throw at escaping shoplifters.

    But with piss, of course.

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nocody

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• CaptKoala@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Professionals have standards mate.

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