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• Zarajevo@feddit.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Whatever he is doing it is certainly not working. Maybe humanity can learn from his misstakes, that id great

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  That’s nothunf, I aged 10 years in 4 months of dwpression.

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  In order from left to right:

  Younger, Older, YoungerOlder, Bono

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    horrifying

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• marcos@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just let stupid people kill themselves in peace. The press doesn’t even talk about it anymore… I guess journalists noticed he’s just dying, or he got out of money to buy attention.

  Anyway, that’s 7 years, not 5.

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  • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    yeah because them loudly bragging about it certainly isn’t going to make others try the same thing…

    god i’m so sick of this rhetoric, can you people just grow a spine already?

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  • SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My vision is still fucked up from when my eyes rolled to the back of my head from hearing my Grok attached overweight uncle say we’re all going to live to 120.

    My tin foil hat theory is it’s to push these boomers and X’ers further into stock market greed because they’re now scrambling to secure retirement savings for a few decades they hadn’t planned for.

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    • Bosht@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Solid theory tbh.

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    • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If true, how does that profit Elon Musk? Don’t think that Cunt does anything productive except for himself.

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  • Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dude is harvesting young people blood, he fucking vampire. So no he should not be walking the streets in peace.

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    • Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It is worse, he uses his kid as a blood bag.

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  • chocrates@piefed.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The jump from 2018 to 2023 was the 25 years I thought

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  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The meme is 2 years old

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• spacesatan@leminal.space ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I will never understand why people are so mad about him trying to slow his aging.

  “Hey fuck you, why are you trying to not die. You should give up like the rest of us.”

  Like damn I wish every billionaire was like him, we might actually get some decent funding for anti-aging research.

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  • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨29⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I have this idea for a dystopian story where we’ve figured out aging and can keep people alive forever, but it’s only done so that people can continue to work in order to pay off their debts, and only once you’ve done so are you allowed to die. And the people who administer the anti-aging treatment are also the ones who hold the notes on your debt. I’ll get around to writing it one day. I’m sure it’ll just be a copy of Running Man or something.

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  • Soulg@ani.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t know why people are mad about it, but the shit he’s doing is hilariously clownish.

    In general though I completely agree if he figures out something real that can actually be used by the poors (unlikely and also partly why everyone hates him) then that would indeed be good

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I wish people wouldn’t just post random stuff like this without any sort of explanation.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    shitpost-factor increases the less that is uncovered by op

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  • Dojan@pawb.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Venture capitalist obsessed with eternal youth drinks his son’s cum or something like that.

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    • shittydwarf@piefed.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thats pretty much accurate

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  • three@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Unfortunately, we were unable to approve your wish at this time. You will receive an email or letter in the mail within 10 business days providing more details on our decision.

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  • wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Surprisingly the person being quote-posted is the subject. It’s this weirdo: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bryan_Johnson

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    • FerretyFever0@fedia.io ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Making ex-Mormons look bad.

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Another soul hunting for the Elixir of Life? He better watch his mercury intake.

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  • Nutteman@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    My brother (8M) and I (10M) performed human transmutation on our dead mother (32F), AITA?

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    • UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes, you are the alchemist

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Who is this?

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  • sheridan@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Based on the latest image, Ebenezer Scrooge.

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• affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Step 1: Become a vampire Step 2: Drink blood Step 3: Be immor(t)al

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• CelloMike@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And all it took was stealing his son’s blood

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  • Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The fact that anyone can gloss over this fact without thinking he should be in prison for child abuse is beyond me.

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• frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Does he have an eating disorder?

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  • CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He has an everything disorder.

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    • pipe01@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He is a disorder

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• _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He looks like Ed Sheridan is turning into Brian May (not that one).

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