They only come out at night

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Wow! I hope your neighbur’s wife isn’t home when he’s away, what, with a monster like that in the house. She’d be fucked!

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• artifex@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Is that the beast with two backs?

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  • WR5@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Not anymore, one back got blown out.

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    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Beast with two backs forgot to stretch.

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• robotica@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I was convinced this was by Mickey7

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  • UntimedDiffusion@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He’s multiplying (not like that)

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  • markz@suppo.fi ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I had to take second look at the username

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• Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You should hear the screams it makes as it keeps trying to break out of the windows…

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• redbrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  To be honest, that picture of the windows looks like some chick getting railed from the back with her arms holding the window…

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  • X@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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  • dantel@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Is there a Lemmy version of r/woosh?

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    • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

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  • hanke@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I do believe that is the actual joke

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  • alienzx@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Thats_the_joke.jpeg

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    She can’t possibly be getting railed if OPs neighbor went on a business trip

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    • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What if her secret boyfriend only comes over when the neighbor leaves?

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Congratulations, it’s only January and you already made yourself look so foolish that you might not surpass it for the rest of the year. How does it feel?

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    • dovahking@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And with that attitude from first month, what are you striving for? Asshole of the year? Dude could be decent enough that his first thought wasn’t even of someone cheating, unlike the rest of us.

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    • Strider@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Or he maybe didn’t understand for one reason or the other and answered in a way unexpected to society.

      So how does it feel to exclude and shame blame people like this?

      Of course it might just be fun / troll or other, sure. Still, as neurodivergent I can relate and sometimes it results in extremely embarrassing situations and getting excluded yet again. It’s one of the reasons why we have a very high suicidal rate.

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  • Kaerkob@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Don’t deny the existence of the monster just because you’re scared of it.

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  • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    People have the weirdest obsessions. Why would she want to wash the windows while getting railed?

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  • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah but I’m having trouble figuring out how her shoulders can bend like that

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• Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ohhh this gal

  friend

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    • Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oh no! My bad. I couldn’t figure out how to link the gif from my phone. I’ll be sure to not use those links in the future, thanks!

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  • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The Moder

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• chtk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s the mythical beast with two backs.

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• Bosht@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Legit looks the same as the creature design from The Ritual

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• Ashiette@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is nonenthan the Leszy

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  scary

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