What the actual fuck is this, please tell me this wasn’t written by a sentient being?
chemotherapy mother
Submitted 22 hours ago by andros_rex@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/70a2ec09-0fbb-4d10-80fb-c4706d4547f0.jpeg
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boonhet@sopuli.xyz 21 hours ago
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
CHEMOMMY
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Found a new nickname for my wife
IWW4@lemmy.zip 22 hours ago
WTF…
Kernal64@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
What a terrible day to know how to read.
wizzor@sopuli.xyz 17 hours ago
I don’t understand what is happening.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 hours ago
I’m not sure the writer does either.
Janx@piefed.social 13 hours ago
My first question is what’s a Theragun? My other questions are about everything else that’s happening…
JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 12 hours ago
It’s a muscle massager. It vibrates violently to
Doomsider@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
You would have to be a masochist to use a Theragun on your ladybird.
adhd_traco@piefed.social 21 hours ago
I barely understand any of it, but that makes it even more beautiful.
silver@das-eck.haus 20 hours ago
Craziest theragun ad placement I’ve ever seen
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Shakespeare wishes he could write a master piece like this.
tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
i’ve seen this screenshot before. the moment i read “ballet injuries”, i braced myself
slothrop@lemmy.ca 18 hours ago
I don’t think psilocybin would remediate this.
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 12 hours ago
Needs accessibility: image of pure text for no legitimate reason.
Images of text break much that text alternatives do not. Losses due to image of text lacking alternative: - usability - we can’t quote the text without pointless bullshit like retyping it or OCR - text search is unavailable - the system can’t - reflow text to varied screen sizes - vary presentation (size, contrast) - vary modality (audio, braille) - accessibility - lacks semantic structure (tags for titles, heading levels, sections, paragraphs, lists, emphasis, code, links, accessibility features, etc) - some users can’t read this due to lack of alt text - users can’t adapt the text for dyslexia or vision impairments - systems can’t read the text to them or send it to braille devices - searchability: the “text” isn’t indexable by search engine in a meaningful way - fault tolerance: no text fallback if - image breaks - image host is geoblocked due to insane regulations. Contrary to age & humble appearance, text is an advanced technology that provides all these capabilities absent from images.
ulterno@programming.dev 4 hours ago
Also, images require a hundreds of thousands of characters even when they are not conveying a thousand words.
And all of those require energy to be sent to places, unlike what some rando on the internet once said.
FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 21 hours ago
Literary warcrime, please tell the Hague.
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
This reads like a The Other End comic.