Dawn for the win. Need nothing else to get squeaky
Can I use your shower?
Submitted 1 month ago by thal3s@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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certified_expert@lemmy.world 1 month ago
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hay! We use the same shampoo! Although I prefer the blue cheese.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I thought shampoo was supposed to be buffalo, and conditioner should be ranch/blue cheese.
Machinist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t know about the coffee and salad dressing, but, I totally keep a bottle of Ajax dish soap in the shower.
It’ll cut the gear oil off you.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Coffee?
Also, while I don’t keep it in the shower, yes, dish detergent is great for many things other than cleaning dishes.
Machinist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ah. Mistook the red pepper for a jar of instant coffee.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I don’t know about the coffee and salad dressing,
Remind me not to ask for a cup of “coffee” from you…
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Username checks out here.
Rooster326@programming.dev 1 month ago
I use mine for cleaning shit.
There are so many things that can be cleaned with water, and a brush way easier than dusting but they only fit in the shower.
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Long ago, after a very pleasant weekend with this girl, I made that mistake. She had horse shampoo, for manes and tails.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Dating a horse means having a stable relationship.
Rooster326@programming.dev 1 month ago
Is that bad?
I have heard good things about it and it is (relatively ) cheap af.
Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
And it clearly stated her expectations.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
I’ve used that shampoo before.
good stuff.
starik@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I’ll be smelling that rag, can tell you that much.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I can’t imagine even considering touching someone’s used washcloth. Frankly, I don’t even touch mine. I use them only once before washing them. They’re small, so a week’s supply occupies little space
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Smells like a tossed salad.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
We’re still talking about produce, right?
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And scrambled eggs?
Grace_Schlick@lemmynsfw.com 1 month ago
Have white girl hair, dated a black guy for a couple of years. The soap was no problem, but my hair was far too feeble to use his hair product, and mine were irrelevant to his hair.
We got over it somehow. 😄
justlemmyin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What even does ranch mean tho.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A condiment of “buttermilk, salt, garlic, onion, black pepper, and herbs (commonly chives, parsley and dill), mixed into a sauce based on mayonnaise.”
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
How can our butter be real if milk isn’t real?
danhab99@programming.dev 1 month ago
What are they a carrot?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 weeks ago
The pepper really helps exfoliate.
csolisr@hub.azkware.net 5 weeks ago
Red pepper... ranch sauce... hot water in a suspiciously black tub... the heck's your name, freakin' Hansel?daannii@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Someone made this a skit
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What’s with the red pepper next to the shower ranch? Seems kinda weird to me.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bath salts. It’s a girl thing.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s like baby power for your balls. Just completely worse
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Spoiler alert, your balls are already baby power.
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Found the Minnesotan
GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Shower ranch?!
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, saves time.