Dawn for the win. Need nothing else to get squeaky
Can I use your shower?
Submitted 3 weeks ago by thal3s@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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certified_expert@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hay! We use the same shampoo! Although I prefer the blue cheese.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I thought shampoo was supposed to be buffalo, and conditioner should be ranch/blue cheese.
Machinist@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t know about the coffee and salad dressing, but, I totally keep a bottle of Ajax dish soap in the shower.
It’ll cut the gear oil off you.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Coffee?
Also, while I don’t keep it in the shower, yes, dish detergent is great for many things other than cleaning dishes.
Machinist@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ah. Mistook the red pepper for a jar of instant coffee.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t know about the coffee and salad dressing,
Remind me not to ask for a cup of “coffee” from you…
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Username checks out here.
Rooster326@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
I use mine for cleaning shit.
There are so many things that can be cleaned with water, and a brush way easier than dusting but they only fit in the shower.
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Long ago, after a very pleasant weekend with this girl, I made that mistake. She had horse shampoo, for manes and tails.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dating a horse means having a stable relationship.
Rooster326@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Is that bad?
I have heard good things about it and it is (relatively ) cheap af.
Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
And it clearly stated her expectations.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I’ve used that shampoo before.
good stuff.
starik@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I’ll be smelling that rag, can tell you that much.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
I can’t imagine even considering touching someone’s used washcloth. Frankly, I don’t even touch mine. I use them only once before washing them. They’re small, so a week’s supply occupies little space
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Smells like a tossed salad.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
We’re still talking about produce, right?
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And scrambled eggs?
Grace_Schlick@lemmynsfw.com 3 weeks ago
Have white girl hair, dated a black guy for a couple of years. The soap was no problem, but my hair was far too feeble to use his hair product, and mine were irrelevant to his hair.
We got over it somehow. 😄
justlemmyin@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What even does ranch mean tho.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A condiment of “buttermilk, salt, garlic, onion, black pepper, and herbs (commonly chives, parsley and dill), mixed into a sauce based on mayonnaise.”
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
How can our butter be real if milk isn’t real?
danhab99@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
What are they a carrot?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
The pepper really helps exfoliate.
csolisr@hub.azkware.net 2 weeks ago
Red pepper... ranch sauce... hot water in a suspiciously black tub... the heck's your name, freakin' Hansel?daannii@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Someone made this a skit
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What’s with the red pepper next to the shower ranch? Seems kinda weird to me.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Bath salts. It’s a girl thing.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
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FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s like baby power for your balls. Just completely worse
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Spoiler alert, your balls are already baby power.
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Found the Minnesotan
GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Shower ranch?!
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah, saves time.