Dawn for the win. Need nothing else to get squeaky
Can I use your shower?
Submitted 2 months ago by thal3s@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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certified_expert@lemmy.world 2 months ago
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hay! We use the same shampoo! Although I prefer the blue cheese.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I thought shampoo was supposed to be buffalo, and conditioner should be ranch/blue cheese.
Machinist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I don’t know about the coffee and salad dressing, but, I totally keep a bottle of Ajax dish soap in the shower.
It’ll cut the gear oil off you.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Coffee?
Also, while I don’t keep it in the shower, yes, dish detergent is great for many things other than cleaning dishes.
Machinist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Ah. Mistook the red pepper for a jar of instant coffee.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t know about the coffee and salad dressing,
Remind me not to ask for a cup of “coffee” from you…
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Username checks out here.
Rooster326@programming.dev 2 months ago
I use mine for cleaning shit.
There are so many things that can be cleaned with water, and a brush way easier than dusting but they only fit in the shower.
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Long ago, after a very pleasant weekend with this girl, I made that mistake. She had horse shampoo, for manes and tails.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dating a horse means having a stable relationship.
Rooster326@programming.dev 2 months ago
Is that bad?
I have heard good things about it and it is (relatively ) cheap af.
Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
And it clearly stated her expectations.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I’ve used that shampoo before.
good stuff.
starik@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I’ll be smelling that rag, can tell you that much.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I can’t imagine even considering touching someone’s used washcloth. Frankly, I don’t even touch mine. I use them only once before washing them. They’re small, so a week’s supply occupies little space
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Smells like a tossed salad.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
We’re still talking about produce, right?
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And scrambled eggs?
Grace_Schlick@lemmynsfw.com 2 months ago
Have white girl hair, dated a black guy for a couple of years. The soap was no problem, but my hair was far too feeble to use his hair product, and mine were irrelevant to his hair.
We got over it somehow. 😄
justlemmyin@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What even does ranch mean tho.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A condiment of “buttermilk, salt, garlic, onion, black pepper, and herbs (commonly chives, parsley and dill), mixed into a sauce based on mayonnaise.”
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
How can our butter be real if milk isn’t real?
danhab99@programming.dev 2 months ago
What are they a carrot?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
The pepper really helps exfoliate.
csolisr@hub.azkware.net 1 month ago
Red pepper... ranch sauce... hot water in a suspiciously black tub... the heck's your name, freakin' Hansel?daannii@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Someone made this a skit
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What’s with the red pepper next to the shower ranch? Seems kinda weird to me.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Bath salts. It’s a girl thing.
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s like baby power for your balls. Just completely worse
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Spoiler alert, your balls are already baby power.
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Found the Minnesotan
GladiusB@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Shower ranch?!
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, saves time.