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- Comment on Winding down my day off the right way 2 weeks ago:
Disgusting… now I want fries
- Comment on How about we buy a variety of warm clothes for our dogs 3 weeks ago:
That doggy looks just like snoop dog
- Comment on *Yawn* 3 weeks ago:
You hit the gym and are having a good session, guess what
- Comment on XKCD Dependency (revised) 3 weeks ago:
AWS some days ago. Who’s next?
- Comment on Epstein’s brother Mark asking Steve Bannon if Putin has “the photo of Trump blowing Bubba” - or Bill Clinton to the rest of us. 3 weeks ago:
So that was the “big beautiful Bill”
- Comment on Scandal 4 weeks ago:
lol Maga gotta be happy about it
- Comment on Scandal 4 weeks ago:
What’s the reference? (preparing myself for some “normal” 2025 shit)
- Comment on Deep throat 4 weeks ago:
Yeah…
My preferred method of news updates is memes, but I can’t do it if OP does not link the source or explain
- Comment on YSK: How to perfectly seal a bag of chips (or anything similar) without any clips or ties. 4 weeks ago:
That’s quite a large bag of chips, though
- Comment on Your reflection has never blinked at the same time as you. 4 weeks ago:
😉
- Comment on If you enjoy napping, you're basically time traveling to a future where you're less tired. 4 weeks ago:
My future is always more tired
- Comment on YSK: A single piece of paper towel can double the life of your leafy greens in the fridge. 4 weeks ago:
Yessss! I have been using this for many years. I thought it was of public knowledge
- Comment on YSK: How to perfectly seal a bag of chips (or anything similar) without any clips or ties. 4 weeks ago:
This is one of those cases where an image says more that 1000 words
- Comment on Does anyone know what's inside this building? 5 weeks ago:
That’s a big router
- Comment on xAI used employee biometric data to train Elon Musk’s AI girlfriend 5 weeks ago:
There is a movie or black mirror episode on something like that, this guy was collecting samples of their employees to create characters in his videogame like Star Trek
- Comment on YSK: you can stop Microsoft users from sending 'reactions' to your email by adding a "x-ms-reactions: disallow" header 5 weeks ago:
I know a guy that calls before the email even reaches my inbox. “I just sent you an email…”
We end up waiting on the phone until I say “oh, there it is”. To which he asks “what do you think”. So I have to stop the world and read the fucking thing while he’s waiting on the phone so I can give him a comment…
That is the most stupid use of time ever.
- Comment on If AI was all it was cracked up to be, it wouldn't be shoved in your face 24/7 1 month ago:
Well, that’s the thing, it is a Large Language Model… the thing talks, and talks well. It is not smart
- Comment on Apple quietly released this year's BEST laptop 1 month ago:
The second, please
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- Comment on Home dics, how to relieve stress - watch the video 1 month ago:
The guy is happily surprised
- Comment on Bill Gates warns AI will take over most jobs and leave humans working just two days a week 1 month ago:
Sure, pal
- Comment on China releases 'UBIOS' standard to replace UEFI — Huawei-backed BIOS firmware replacement charges China's domestic computing goals 1 month ago:
RISC-V
- royalty free
- future-proof
- extensible
- base ISA is 40 instructions!
- beautifully documented
- can perform in a range of situations, from embedded to many-cores servers!
- can handle petabytes of memory (the higher schemes)
- no nonsense historic compatibility drag.
- Comment on Catch of the day 1 month ago:
Aaaaaa, that is what “crabs” mean!
- Comment on Catch of the day 1 month ago:
I am not familiar with the required slang. Could somebody ELI5 me?
- Comment on AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright 1 month ago:
hahahahahahahaha… this is so stupid!
- Comment on Self-Hosting on Gamers Nexus | what comouter is that? 1 month ago:
Nice, but I quite didn’t understand the utility of this video
- Comment on I do it at least 35 times just in case 1 month ago:
You, my friend… you become the cure to cancer. Keep it up, hero.
- Comment on I would give my life savings for something that eradicates them from my apartment 😌 1 month ago:
👀
- Comment on I've been filled 1 month ago:
That’s Big Mouth’s Jay shit, right there
- Comment on smartphone 1 month ago:
Name?