I've always thought THIS was unfair

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• baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de [bot] ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  if you smoke in a hotel room they can’t sell the room to someone immediately after, they gotta run an ozone generator overnight first

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Having to clean every single ceiling tile surely has to count as extra work

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And separating the pages of the bible.

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    • bampop@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh come on now, they don’t really have to do that until stalactites start forming

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  • ThunderComplex@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If they don’t gotta air out the room for 24 hours after you came you gotta up your game

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    • PearOfJudes@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hoooly we have a reddit immigrant over here.

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• PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean if you jizz into the outlet you might get charged ⚡⚡⚡💦🍆👊😩

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• Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The maid might feel differently however.

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  • Saapas@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How much does the maid charge for being jizzed on

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    • Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They don’t. They get the police to charge you instead.

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    • essell@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I asked and found out what “turn down service” means.

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• TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I wanna start a youtube channel about going to different hotels and scanning the rooms with a black light

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  • clucose@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s already a channel for that.

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    • TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Damnit. Of course.

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  • bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What are all these stains?

    Blood, urine, or semen.

    Oh god, I hope it’s urine.

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    • TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ah god. Channel name should be “MichaelAndDwight’sHotelAdventures”

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  • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And I can start a channel where I go to different hotels and um… Provide you with new content!

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• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s why you should always jizz on your ciggies first.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You’re telling me I can smoke on the casino floor, and the room across from me can have an ABDL party, complete with soiled nappies, but I can’t hit my vape in the bathroom with the vent on?

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  • oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dang you hang out at some fun hotels.

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• Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Someone puked in a hotelroom and had to pay the cleaning fees (i think smoking was 50 and the puking ~100 if there were no additional costs)
  I guess that smoking just has a standardised price and everything else depends

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  • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Afaik they have special machines for smoke who need to run some time.

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    • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They’re called ozone generators. Handy machines for getting smells out of stuff but not anything you can be in the room while it runs

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Also useful for buying and flipping smokers’ used cars, if you’re also fine with doing some detailing.

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  • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de [bot] ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    if you smoke in a hotel room they can’t sell the room to someone immediately after, they gotta run an ozone generator overnight first

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  • LwL@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Interesting that it’s that low, the hotels I went to in japan were all above 10k jpy (~600€) for cleaning fee if you smoke in the room. It makes sense though with how persistent smoke smell can be.

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  • VitoRobles@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So it’s free to ejaculate on the walls? Hot damn!

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    • Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I dont think so
      If its visible it gets noticed
      And then its at least workers cost + coloring

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• cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You don’t smell it tho

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