I mean if you jizz into the outlet you might get charged ⚡⚡⚡💦🍆👊😩
I've always thought THIS was unfair
Submitted 1 day ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 14 hours ago
You’re telling me I can smoke on the casino floor, and the room across from me can have an ABDL party, complete with soiled nappies, but I can’t hit my vape in the bathroom with the vent on?
oopsgodisdeadmybad@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
Dang you hang out at some fun hotels.
Codpiece@feddit.uk 1 day ago
The maid might feel differently however.
Saapas@piefed.zip 1 day ago
How much does the maid charge for being jizzed on
Codpiece@feddit.uk 1 day ago
They don’t. They get the police to charge you instead.
essell@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I asked and found out what “turn down service” means.
TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I wanna start a youtube channel about going to different hotels and scanning the rooms with a black light
bluegreenpurplepink@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
What are all these stains?
Blood, urine, or semen.
Oh god, I hope it’s urine.
TheReanuKeeves@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Ah god. Channel name should be “MichaelAndDwight’sHotelAdventures”
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 17 hours ago
And I can start a channel where I go to different hotels and um… Provide you with new content!
cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
You don’t smell it tho
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 day ago
That’s why you should always jizz on your ciggies first.
Little8Lost@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Someone puked in a hotelroom and had to pay the cleaning fees (i think smoking was 50 and the puking ~100 if there were no additional costs)
I guess that smoking just has a standardised price and everything else dependsbasxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Afaik they have special machines for smoke who need to run some time.
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 1 day ago
They’re called ozone generators. Handy machines for getting smells out of stuff but not anything you can be in the room while it runs
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Also useful for buying and flipping smokers’ used cars, if you’re also fine with doing some detailing.
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de [bot] 1 day ago
if you smoke in a hotel room they can’t sell the room to someone immediately after, they gotta run an ozone generator overnight first
LwL@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Interesting that it’s that low, the hotels I went to in japan were all above 10k jpy (~600€) for cleaning fee if you smoke in the room. It makes sense though with how persistent smoke smell can be.
VitoRobles@lemmy.today 17 hours ago
So it’s free to ejaculate on the walls? Hot damn!
Little8Lost@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I dont think so
If its visible it gets noticed
And then its at least workers cost + coloring
baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de [bot] 1 day ago
if you smoke in a hotel room they can’t sell the room to someone immediately after, they gotta run an ozone generator overnight first
ignotum@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Having to clean every single ceiling tile surely has to count as extra work
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And separating the pages of the bible.
bampop@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Oh come on now, they don’t really have to do that until stalactites start forming
ThunderComplex@lemmy.today 16 hours ago
If they don’t gotta air out the room for 24 hours after you came you gotta up your game
PearOfJudes@lemmy.ml 15 hours ago
Hoooly we have a reddit immigrant over here.