How can you say you love her if you won’t even eat her poop?
Choose wisely: Chocolate that taste like shit or Shit that taste like chocolate
Submitted 2 days ago by King@blackneon.net to [deleted]
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krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 day ago
My only concern with that is the bacteria in it. At best you’ll get e-coli in your upper intestines which will break down sugar before your system could digest it (it does work as a very not recommended weight loss bodyhack though), at worst it’ll enter your bloodstream via some scars or even a bad gum/tooth causing sepsis.
SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space 1 day ago
yes please no thank you
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 days ago
It doesn’t matter what matters is whether we’re including the past in the change, and whether it’s just our shit or all creatures.
Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I would pick the chocolate that tastes like shit. I would rather not end up with illnesses.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 1 day ago
If suicide an option,
crank0271@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Ah yes. The classic Grower / Shower Paradox, illustrated.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 2 days ago
4am@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Aren’t there already coffee beans that wild cats shit out whole and they sell for a premium and they’re like, incredible?
Nick@mander.xyz 2 days ago
They were considered premium, but the way they’re produced is horribly unethical, even by coffee sourcing standards. The novelty was the fermentation that the beans would undergo after being eaten, and producers are now doing far more controlled fermentations on beans to get some insane flavors. They’re still a premium, but if you’re ever in the mood for something a little funky, you should look for an anaerobic fermentation or a co-ferment from a local roaster.
sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Yeah they’re pretty expensive but apparently quite good. They force feed the cats as much of the stuff as they can to get the highest output keeping them in tiny cages and poorly fed (they can’t properly digest the beans and get as little food as can be given to ensure max output)
Awful stuff really
vateso5074@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Articles I’ve read mention that it tends to taste pretty bad, basically an earthy, watered down type of taste.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 days ago
So uh, can someone explain why I am seeing carrots and not cocoa bean plants? Maybe my eyes are shit
JelleWho@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I like Tony’s
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Tony has the biggest carrot in the hood
Cattail@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I’d just not eat chocolate
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The larger the gem for the butt plug isn’t always what matters mowt
Tedesche@lemmy.world 2 days ago
¿Por qué no ninguno de los dos?
King@blackneon.net 2 days ago
Sometimes in life you got make a choice, my son.
Now, choose wisely.
tomi000@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Shit that tastes like chocolate is clearly better because it wont tempt you into eating it
MTZ@lemmy.world 2 days ago
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
If your shit tastes like chocolate, please see a doctor
Naz@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
I’ll take the 100% dark cocoa. It might taste like shit to you but I can make hot cocoa.
UltraBlack@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Hot dark shit
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 days ago
As an American, we already have that… It’s called Hershey’s.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Hershey’s does not taste like shit.
It tastes like vomit. Get your facts straight.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 1 day ago
They are not mutually exclusive:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_vomiting
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I’ve had tastier vomit
Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 day ago
If i remember correctly, they even sell them in poop shapes
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 1 day ago
And call it a “kiss”.
there’s a joke to be made about how ahead of the curve they were with that decision.