Ex father? Broke up with his kids?
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Submitted 1 month ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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Agent641@lemmy.world 1 month ago
adhocfungus@midwest.social 1 month ago
Surely he just means that he left the church and is no longer a pastor at… 18!
tomiant@piefed.social 1 month ago
I’m thinking he lost custody of his multiple kids before the age of 18.
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
He disowned his kid because it was toxic and attention seeking waking him up crying at night.
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Dead :)
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
He’s the father of his ex
cley_faye@lemmy.world 1 month ago
One of them couldn’t digest cheese, so they had to go.
iii@mander.xyz 1 month ago
and still there’s people that pretend perfection doesn’t exist
socsa@piefed.social 1 month ago
It is actually impressive for such a young man to accumulate that many cats. No commitment issues here.
tomiant@piefed.social 1 month ago
If you live in conditions squalid enough, they come to you quite by their own accord.
fascicle@leminal.space 1 month ago
And they multiply pretty quickly, someone started feeding the parking lot cats at work like two years ago, now we have dozens all over
AntiBullyRanger@ani.social 1 month ago
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
This person is not lactose intolerant
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
You have never met one.
All the ones I know will eat despite knowing the consequences.
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I used to work for one that would eat cheese pizza he ordered for the crew and then he would gas up the register line and go hide in his office.
papertowels@mander.xyz 5 weeks ago
It’s a special treat. You know how some folks get shit faced and call that a good time? Lactose intolerant people face shit and call it a great time.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
still debatable.
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
They might still get sick from milk. Cheese is lower in lactose.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just how I like em
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
You can fascinate a
woman by offering him a piece of cheese.tomiant@piefed.social 1 month ago
I see 0 issues here.
de_lancre@lemmy.world 1 month ago
In fact, I’m gonna steal the part about mommy and add it to my profile too. A focking masterpiece.
cley_faye@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I sense a secret underlying passion for dairy product, barely hidden beind the gamer introduction.
PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I wonder if he has human cheese in his fridge.
RagingRobot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Probably in his crevice too lol
KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
6 cats lives alone
I guess the cats don’t count?
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Makes sense, no cat would allow their servant to be so entitled as to claim to live with them. No no no!
They are allowed to exist near them. Under them.
It explains why this guy is searching for a dommy mommy. He knows his place! Insert horrible sex puns here
roserose56@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Nothing wrong with that.
stringere@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Ex-father (?)
Weird way to say widower or were the kids taken away and he’s lost all custody?
JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 month ago
He’s looking for a dominant mommy so maybe he used to be a dominant father. (?)
Formfiller@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Everything except the ex father thing is legit
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
they’re perfect
The_Grim_Dreamer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I bet he makes the same Christmas in Hollis joke every year.
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I bet he wants to use the milkies for cheese production
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
he’s only 18 what esle would he know them for!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 month ago
I'd like to seize those means of production.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This guy sees the means of reproduction!
tomiant@piefed.social 1 month ago
He should say “entrepreneur” in the bio
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 1 month ago
No it says he’s an artist, clearly this is high-quality artisanal cheese.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I wonder if anyone with a lactation kink has made cheese out of it…
RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
With literally 0 research I can confidently say the answer is yes