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• tias@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I bet he wants to use the milkies for cheese production

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  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    he’s only 18 what esle would he know them for!

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I'd like to seize those means of production.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This guy sees the means of reproduction!

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He should say “entrepreneur” in the bio

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    • ThePyroPython@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No it says he’s an artist, clearly this is high-quality artisanal cheese.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I wonder if anyone with a lactation kink has made cheese out of it…

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    • RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      With literally 0 research I can confidently say the answer is yes

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ex father? Broke up with his kids?

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  • adhocfungus@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Surely he just means that he left the church and is no longer a pastor at… 18!

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    • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m thinking he lost custody of his multiple kids before the age of 18.

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  • theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He disowned his kid because it was toxic and attention seeking waking him up crying at night.

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  • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dead :)

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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He’s the father of his ex

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  • cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    One of them couldn’t digest cheese, so they had to go.

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• iii@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  and still there’s people that pretend perfection doesn’t exist

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It is actually impressive for such a young man to accumulate that many cats. No commitment issues here.

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  • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you live in conditions squalid enough, they come to you quite by their own accord.

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    • fascicle@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And they multiply pretty quickly, someone started feeding the parking lot cats at work like two years ago, now we have dozens all over

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• AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  🎤

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• InFerNo@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This person is not lactose intolerant

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  • SSUPII@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You have never met one.

    All the ones I know will eat despite knowing the consequences.

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    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I used to work for one that would eat cheese pizza he ordered for the crew and then he would gas up the register line and go hide in his office.

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    • papertowels@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s a special treat. You know how some folks get shit faced and call that a good time? Lactose intolerant people face shit and call it a great time.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    still debatable.

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  • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They might still get sick from milk. Cheese is lower in lactose.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just how I like em

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You can fascinate a woman by offering him a piece of cheese.

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I see 0 issues here.

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  • de_lancre@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In fact, I’m gonna steal the part about mommy and add it to my profile too. A focking masterpiece.

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• cley_faye@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I sense a secret underlying passion for dairy product, barely hidden beind the gamer introduction.

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  • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I wonder if he has human cheese in his fridge.

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    • RagingRobot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Probably in his crevice too lol

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• KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  6 cats lives alone

  I guess the cats don’t count?

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  • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Makes sense, no cat would allow their servant to be so entitled as to claim to live with them. No no no!

    They are allowed to exist near them. Under them.

    It explains why this guy is searching for a dommy mommy. He knows his place! Insert horrible sex puns here

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• roserose56@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nothing wrong with that.

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  • stringere@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ex-father (?)

    Weird way to say widower or were the kids taken away and he’s lost all custody?

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    • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He’s looking for a dominant mommy so maybe he used to be a dominant father. (?)

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• Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Everything except the ex father thing is legit

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• QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  they’re perfect

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• The_Grim_Dreamer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I bet he makes the same Christmas in Hollis joke every year.

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