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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I feel like we just need to make the most absurdist fucking bets at this point.

  like that actually Barron is Putins kid and that Trump has a micropenis and one ball

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  • Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Personally, I’m floating the theory that Trump was involved with both Hilary and Bill for a period of time. When Hilary broke it off, Don was heartbroken, causing his reflexive swing to the right to counter her perceived leftness. This theory is strengthened by his inability to let go of anything she does, he still blames her for the loss of his only true emotional connection, and it’s also why his wife always looks so distant. She knows that he still longs for those balmy 90s nights where the boys wore nothing but a power tie and a saxophone and Hilary, her signature suit.

    Sorry.

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    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hillary emailed the pics to Putin because she was jealous.

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    • bufalo1973@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or maybe Hillary made Bill cut with Donald and that’s why he hates her.

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He didn’t fuck Hillary. He ain’t bangin’ no old broad.

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Donald has only got one ball
    Bannon has two but very small
    Miller has something similar
    And Johnson, he has none at all

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      very well adapted. it still scans. six thumbs up

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  • hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I would easily be making so many jokes on this but I genuinely can’t do that knowing how many victims there are and how they don’t get justice or help.

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    • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There are no victims in this. Only 2 presidents making sweet, sweet oral sex.

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Trump has only got one ball Vance has two but oh so small Rubio is rather sim’lar But poor old Bondi has no balls at all

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  • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How about, We find out through some means that Musk’s father is actually Pol Pot.

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  • morphballganon@mtgzone.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nah Barron is way too tall to be Vladi’s kid

    The rest of that, however, is entirely plausible and not absurdist at all

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He gets it from his tall mom. Jane Lynch. Don’t shoot the messenger!

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  • lemmylommy@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    one ball

    Like Hitler?

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• pressanykeynow@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What happened in the US again?

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  • popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Some emails were recently released from the Epstein files that seem to suggest that Donald may have sucked Bill Clinton’s dick.

    I honestly don’t know what to think about it, but the memes have been pretty fire imo.

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    • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Honestly they don’t even read like honest speculation. They read more like an inside joke the same way you’d ask what blackmail material your shitty coworker has on the boss to somehow never get fired.

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• popekingjoe@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Holy fuck this one made me laugh out loud fr.

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• JayFonduh@lemmy.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sorry about that people :(

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