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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Operator error.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah I staple my cheese to my meat so it doesn't fall off before it hits my buns.

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      • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Staples get stuck in teeth. For best results use 2 part epoxy as adhesive.

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      • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        so it doesn’t fall off before it hits my buns.

        Your mom worries about that too

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      • undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Okay Google-based LLM

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      • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        OxO Cheese Weight

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  • RandomStickman@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The kind of shit that makes me realize how thin the piece of string my will to live is dangling on truely is

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    • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      People talk about opportunity being a major factor in suicides (ex: the removal of coal gas stoves from homes dropping the suicide rate), but man, I would bet my life that so is being hungry. I never want to fucking die quite so much as if I drop or ruin food right before eating it. If I was already on the edge I’m not saying I would kill myself over it, but I totally get why someone would, considering the impulsive nature of suicide.

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      • Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        We could stand to go a little darker

        But not well done

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    • fishsayhelo@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      spelling error detected, suicide suggestion submitted – KILL YOURSELF NOW !

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  • PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just had something similar happen. Here is my “fix”: Cook your burger as you would. Pull it at the desired time for cheese. Place cheese on burger, give a slight press so that it engages fully. Close the drawer of air fryer and LEAVE IT OFF for at least thirty seconds so the cheese has a chance to bond. Then restart air fryer to complete the process. Hopefully this solves the problem for the next cheeseburger should you ever emotionally recover.

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    • TheWhetherMan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t think you need to get that fancy with it, I’ve had success with a similar strategy of cooking the burgers as normal, then placing slices of cheese on them with rhe door slightly ajar, and letting them melt with the residule heat

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      i’ve never tried air frying burgers. how’s it compare to a grill or pan?

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      • CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I did it a few times, saves the hassle of cleaning a pan and avoids all the smoke. Doesn’t taste nearly as good.

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      • PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I don’t know. Like you, I only use grill or pan for burgers. My event was with extra Parmesan on a french bread pizza. Fan knocked it right off the top.

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  • NorthWestWind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Worse, you need to wash it now

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That is called seasoning.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I thought you meant the cheese, at first. I believe trying to rinse the cheese in the sink is when I’d start crying and eventually snap.

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  • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This would put me on suicide watch if I was having a bad day

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    • PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Quick, get this man ChatGPT!

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      • FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Nooo, we wanna help him off the ledge not talk him over it!

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  • slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Shouldn’t have used light cheese. badum tsss

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  • Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ooh #firstworldproblems, it’s been a while!

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I am never gonna financially recover from this.”

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You don’t fool me Mr Astrophysicist!

    Image

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  • TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It doesn’t look like cheese, more like plastic.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well yeah. There’s air in there.

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  • YeahIgotskills2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thoughts and prayers, brother. That is heartbreaking.

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just use full long tooth picks to keep the cheese on. Leave the picks sticking out long enough for you to find them and remove them after.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I have shredded cheese. :(

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      • null@piefed.nullspace.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Obviously you have to glue the shreds back together first.

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  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cheese side down next time.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      … I’ll just do mine on the stovetop real quick, but thank you!

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      • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Image

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  • halvar@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    looks like a supernova or some blackholes colliding or whatever

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