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What are you ladies doing tonight

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • s@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Coca-Cloaca

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    • the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Utterly disgusting, take my upvote.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Cloaca-Cola

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      • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That sounds like a furry-branded cola.

        (Furry artists should be more embrasing of the cloaca)

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      🎶

      Its the Cola!

      Cola-Cloaca!

      Donald Trump says it’s hot like Ivanka!

      Cherry, Lime, Passion, there’s no need to ration

      At the Cooooo-Laaaaa…

      Drink what you love!

      🎶

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  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s not unholy, it’s just less holy. There is still one hole.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Holesome

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How the fuck do you make a suicide with the cloaca?

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    • phdepressed@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Instead of levers you have to choose on the screen.

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      • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m sure it’s just a software thing, because even with the flavor mix-ins, they didn’t give you every possible combination at any I’ve personally used.

        Click Coke, you get Coke, Diet Coke, Coke Zero, and then, like, Vanilla, Cherry, Lemon, Lime, etc flavors. Click Sprite and now the only flavor options are Orange and Cherry. Why the hell can I not have vanilla sprite? Why are all the other soda options not also a mix-in flavor option? Make it make sense!

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      • knightly@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I want to hack one of these machines so I can dial in a precise and repeatable mix. =3

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  • Bahnd@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sigh… Your supposed to let it run for a second when you switch drinks. Noone wants to drink homeopathic Fanta, or I-Cant-Believe-Its-Not Coke with lime.

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    • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wrong.
      It’s called swamp water, and as kids we loved it. Mixem all up!

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      • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That is a lot better than what we called them: a suicide.

        Swamp water is the name of a regional beverage where I am.

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      • chaogomu@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I was a bit of an amateur mixologist as a child, and the top machine was my pallet.

        But what was more, the corner store gas station that was down the street from my childhood home had multiple machines, each with 4 or 5 different drink options.

        Years later, a friend of mine worked there as a summer job and told the friend group to avoid the fountain drinks so we did, and probably all still do.

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  • JcbAzPx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hundreds of feet of uncleanable moldy tubes vs. one easily cleanable opening.

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    • PwnTra1n@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There’s just as many moldy tubes just less moldy nozzles, and less doesn’t mean 0 now

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  • jaschen306@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I bought an old classic soda dispenser and I can tell you that no matter how much you clean the root beer spout, you will always taste root beer if you switch out the drink to coke.

    Same goes for coke to sprite. You can taste the coke, it’s just not as bad as the root beer.

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    • SippyCup@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So those old soda dispensers are supposed to be broken down and cleaned every couple of days. When I worked at a restaurant we had a service contact with Coca-Cola to do it. I worked at a TGIChillibees so it’s not like the maintenance contract was a big deal. Smaller family owned restaurants probably can’t afford it, and don’t take the time to do it.

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      • jaschen306@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ya, I got sick of cleaning it that it just became a soda water dispenser. Lol

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Makes sense. Root beer has a really specific, pretty strong taste. So does coke, but not in the same manner.

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      • jaschen306@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I tried bleach, vinegar, a bunch of different enzymes. Just ended up giving up and buying a whole new dispenser and spout. Essentially was contaminated from the inside out.

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  • JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t even care. The lime-flavoured Diet Coke allows me to transcend the vastness of space and time in a trance-like state.

    Yummers.

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  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Worked at a fast food place ages ago, and I remember cleaning the caps of each fountain of the top image: they were pretty horrific. Another poster mentioned mold… they’re not exaggerating. They were probably the second-nastiest surface in the restaurant, second only to the floor of the bathrooms.

    Now, I’m under no illusion that the Cloa-Cola dispenser is actually sanitary, but it’s gotta be better than the other model.

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      People I met who worked at a dessert factory said “no one cleans the ice cream machine because it smells bad when you open it”

      Not to say they shouldn’t be shutdown but I bet mold is more common than people think.

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    • Ardyssian@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Heh - Cloaca Cola

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    • i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I can taste when they haven’t cleaned the nozzles for a very long time. I try not to think about how moldy they are even when I can’t taste it.

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      • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        What did it for me was the bugs. Those little fruit-fly fuckers… they love sugar, and those taps are a concentrated source. Until someone turns it on, and they get blasted off the tube and stuck onto the sticky inside surface of the cap, where they die and continue to get blasted with concentrate, so there’s this membrane of soda residue, dead fruit flies, and mold.

        …infact the taste you’re referencing might legit be rotting bugs if it has a kind of rancid protein flavor.

        I wonder how many of those fruit flies get blasted straight into people’s drink vs onto the edge of the cap, where they’re just sucked up through a straw and drank by a customer who’s none the wiser.

        Nom nom.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The cloaca is the orifice of champions and I will not stand for this cloaca slander. Libel. Whatever.

    I’m gonna sit for it because I’m shitting

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  • TomMasz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I regret reading this.

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  • ToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t be scared. Fancy machine won’t hurt you. Let’s get you to bed grandpa.

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    • SippyCup@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t want my cola mixing with Sprite in the drink cloaca! I just want my fries and greasy burger with a crisp white sprite you damn kids don’t understand!

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      • Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Vanilla tainted everything

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    • tempest@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      My beef with them are three fold.

      1. They have been around for a decade and the elderly seem to still have screen terror and freeze up and take forever
      2. There are often fewer of these machines and children plug the hole trying one sip of every flavor
      3. I’ve thrown out cellphones with faster interfaces than these things and the damn screens get gross after a while if not cleaned constantly
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Women's taints will get shorter as evolution brings them towards their own sexy cloaca and I'm all for it.

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    • TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Based one hole solution enjoyer

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  • Pistcow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Its why I only Drink Dr. Pepper put of those multi-fountains because if you mix all drinks together it tastes like Dr. Pepper.

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  • oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh hey one of my high school robotics mentors actually worked on designing those!

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    • jawa22@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I made the housings for all of the training modules that got shipped around to Coca-Cola’s techs.

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  • almost1337@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    cloaca-cola

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  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The cloaca

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    • Skanky@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The colaca

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  • arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I enjoy the cloaca for the liquid choices and varities it provides.

    My only complaint is the screen is never clean

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    • lemming741@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The screen is the dirty part you’re worried about?

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      • arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Pretty much yeah. I know the nozzle is dirty, but that’s just food stuff. Plus it’s a problem even with the regular fountain.

        The grime and snot on the screen comes from unknown sources. I don’t like that

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    • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Screen also has pretty poor responsiveness. Have to tap at it a few times to get it to register your input.

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  • Credibly_Human@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I like me a drink cloaca. A human cloaca would have been much more egalitarian. Straight, gay, lesbian, you get the same shit.

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  • richardmtanguay@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This leaves me to wonder why not every restaurant has switched to the Freestyle machine as yet. :-(

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  • jaschen306@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ahhhhh, that makes sense.

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