Condiment udders

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  So do you just wipe them off before putting your mouth on them or is the culture such that you trust the last person wiped it off already?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Both

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• dadabean@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I also went through Frankfurt Airport recently and have squeezed those exact udders. We’re udder brudders now.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    did you kiss the blarney stone mayo udder?

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  All gather and stand in awe at the majesty of the mustard tiddy!

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  • Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Tomatitty sauce”

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m just gonna be honest with you, because it’s what decent people do: it’s been a real long time since I wanted to milk anything so badly.

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• Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Excuse me, zat IS ze normal way.

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Lumidaub@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I don’t know you but you do seem friend-shaped, so therefore: Hello!

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• JamieDub86@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What is the “normal” way? I’ve seen many ways of dispensing sauces.

  Most of them make me feel uneasy cause I dont know what other people have done with the ends.

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• TimeNaan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  When you want some mayo just suckle the teat

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• Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You just want to try to deep throat and see if you can get to the label, we get it.

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• rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ve never seen these used for condiments, but I used to see these being used all the time on soap dispensers in workshops.

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  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I thought you were gonna say lube

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• WereHacker@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If it wasn’t for the tariffs I would try to make an export to the common american. It would be stuff like this and soap magnets and other low tech-high tech wonders. Oh and glass pearls, definitely glass pearls.

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• WaitThisIsntReddit@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Condiment condom is right there

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• stoy@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I remember having these types of dispensers back in grade school, 30 or do years ago.

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• starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  be right there honey

  i just need to jerk off the ketchup onto my fries real quick

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• curiousaur@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Evolution would arrive at the most efficient without external motives.

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• ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Bethany Brookshire is the kind of name Rowling would come up with for an American

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I feel like I’m in the minority here. I’m not a huge fan of condoments.

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  • Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Same. Only one I can think of I like is marinara with bread sticks. Everyone always acts surprised when I eat so much stuff plain or just throwing salt on it.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      condOments

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• mumblerfish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  These also exist for toppings for ice cream, like chocolate and caramel. So jokes about using these directly in your mouth… It probably happens. (Although those are so very hard to press)

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• lemmyknow@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ve seen some like this in Kebab spots. 10/10 love me some Kebab

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