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• CodingCarpenter@lemmy.ml ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t understand sandwiches like this. What is the point of packing it so full of garbage that you can’t eat it like a sandwich. The minute I have to pick up a fork or spoon means it’s no longer a fucking sandwich and therefore loses like half its value

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  • karashta@piefed.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    So much this. It’s not even like this is a sloppy Joe. This is presented as a burger. It doesn’t even look appetizing to me.

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  • ohellidk@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’d be better in a bowl

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you slide your dick in the Mac n cheese layer you can fuck it.

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    • AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ooo extra sauce!

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    • slackassassin@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Good point

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  • binarytobis@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    At a lot of BBQ places, if you order a sandwich it’s literally just a small normal slice of white bread with the same amount of meat sitting on top of it as you would get from a “platter” option. I’ve had a real pulled pork sandwich before, and it was a actual sandwich you could pick up with your hands. What you have given me is a crime against common decency and language.

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  • ohlaph@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Especially when the juices from everything makes the bun soggy before you can eat it.

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    • rockstarmode@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s what we used emulsified sauces for (in addition to flavoring) when I was working in kitchens. Mayo for instance is a tasty sauce, but it’ll also prevent the bread from absorbing moisture from the other fillings.

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  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    …what even is that, technically speaking? Lasagna? Calzone maybe?

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• Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  GIVE ME THE MAC AND CHBUGER

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  • 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    MAC AND CHBURGER

    MAC AND CHURGER

    M’URGER

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• MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I likely ordered it. So thank the waiter and start eating.

  I can read a menu.

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• SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I would wait a moment for it to cool a little and then eat it.

  And be frustrated with the stupid Mac ans cheese dripping out

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  • protist@mander.xyz ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You don’t eat mac and cheese with your hands?

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    • SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I prefer not to.

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “I don’t think that’s my order dude”

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• aggelalex@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Remove the bread Ask for a fork and knife Enjoy you pasta plate

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• Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Swap to a knife and fork and go to town. That looks delicious.

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  • Chromebby@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d probably just pull the bun off and eat the rest with a fork. Looks like mac n cheese and pulled pork?

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• PillowTalk420@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Take the mac n cheese off it and I’d be happier. It also isn’t a burger. It’s a pulled pork sandwich.

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  • morphballganon@mtgzone.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How do you know there isn’t a burger patty hidden in there?

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• sartalon@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I would say, “That’s not a burger.”

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  • morphballganon@mtgzone.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There could be a burger patty under the pulled pork, for all we know.

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    • sartalon@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Eh, fine.

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• morphballganon@mtgzone.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Revel in my luck that I was born in the right century to experience such a thing

  Earlier centuries it didn’t exist

  Later centuries it will inevitably be outlawed

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• Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Let’s get this out onto a tray.”

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  • Mechanite@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is this a Steve1989MREInfo reference?

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    • Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes

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• mandatstory@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Through diabetes all things are possible so write that down

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• LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Waiter, please bring me some mayonnaise.

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  • Quexotic@infosec.pub ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t forget ranch

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Here’s a card with all my healt info and my family doc number. Just in case, tell my family I love them.

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• Typhoon@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “How the fuck am I supposed to eat that?”

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I would not have ordered something so dumb.

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• Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Get me a bucket….”

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’d say thanks … then ask them for a blender

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