When your father is clueless

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• resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  “Yes, my father. And I’m your daughter, speaking in a completely natural manner.”

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• Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That will likely make for some interesting vocal performances

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  • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They always do

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    • Triumph@fedia.io ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Let me sing you the song of my people

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean…

    You can put them to your throat or neck and produce a bit of a kind of warble, sort of like yelling into certain high rpm fans.

    … But uh, ‘adult’, ‘antagonistic gpod touch’ karaoke night does also sound a bit more interesting than never have I ever.

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    • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Okay, here’s the plan:

      We get Bluetooth controller prostate massagers and those egg ones for the folks with vaginas.* Everyone has one in, everyone else has group access to control it.

      We all go to a karaoke bar, and whoever is up on stage we all mess with the remote app while they’re singing and try to throw them off. Everyone’s gotta sing at least once. Try to stay in rhythm while the thing is buzzing, or nothing happens and you’re so focused on what to do when it starts, never know if they’re going to do it or not. Will that low note suddenly become a falsetto? Who knows‽

      I swear to God, if I had the money to buy the things, I have at least 3 friends who would go for this. 4, honestly, but the 4th one would be too embarrassed to go because he’s the dad of one of the other friends. Lol.

      To note, this isn’t a sexual “get you off” kind of thing. This is fully platonic “can you maintain decorum” type of game. It’d be a blast

      *I know very little about sex toys for girls, whatever the best one is.

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  • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They’re auto tune the shit out their voices.

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• monstercookie@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’ll be a musical performance of a life time.

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• d0nkey@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How many friends does she have?

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  • monstercookie@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    At least 4 are in the photo

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• Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That seems like too many. Unless it’s one of those new age group masturbatathons.

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  • adhocfungus@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you’re not masturbating with me then you must be masturbating against me.

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    • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ranked competitive mode

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    • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I will do what I must.

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• peopleproblems@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Something is telling me that really don’t want to turn those all on at the same time.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I had to wipe down a couple of them because they had some mold growing on them … I think the dog chewed on it or something

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A good dad would go out and get them newer wireless models, come on! Hard to focus on performing when you’re wrapped in a cord!

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m charging the microphones

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