Why is it "shower thoughts" and not "shitter thoughts"?

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• hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨19⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  My Motorola Defy works during shower /s

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• Wytch@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s precisely because you don’t bring your phone into the shower that allows your mind to wander and make novel connections which you may then share later.

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  • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes.

    It’s shower_thoughts_ not shower_posts_

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  • NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    You guys can remember your thoughts long enough to post them after you get dried off?

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    • black_flag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      That’s the quality filter that keeps them good

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    • meekah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Sometimes

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This property of water dates back to the story of Archimedes in the tub shouting “Eureka!”

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• trigg@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is that not shitposting?

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• judgyweevil@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The shower is one of the few places where you don’t bring the phone with you, so you are not distracted by external stimuli and are free to think deeply for a long time without interruptions, allowing you to form novel and complex thoughts. If you have a bit of memory retention you then jump out of the shower and post on feddit.

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  • AmidFuror@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    You're taking too long in the shower. Think about water conservation.

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  • NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    If you have a bit of memory retention

    Ah. That’s my problem.

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• miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why would you shower while you shit?

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When else do I get to waffle stomp?

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• JohnnyCanuck@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  You answered your own question. Are you master baiting us?

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  • NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    No. It’s clear to me now that other people have an ability to hold onto a thought longer than I.

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• nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I don’t get many ideas on either platform.

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• tyler@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Wait. Y’all aren’t taking your phone into the shower with you?

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  • redlemace@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No, just my hasselblad 500. Why do you ask?

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  • West_of_West@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They’re waterproof for a reason

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