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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Kash Patel has all the charisma of a full bottle of cum.

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  • Formfiller@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Image

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  • peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world ⁨42⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Looks legit, I will need nor seek anymore information and will believe this post as truth until the day I die.

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  • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I adore the meme that Patel’s FBI fabricated those texts between the alleged Kirk shooter and his partner. Just the fact that they’ve done such a poor job gaining public trust that the a bunch of people watching the story ended up like “Okay, I wouldn’t have thought the FBI would fabricate evidence like this before, but Kash Patel has utterly convinced me that they fabricated these texts. Look how conveniently they answer every single outstanding question for the investigation and sound like they were written by a 40 year old federal agent and not a college kid from Utah.”

    It’s objectively fucking hilarious. Especially if the texts are actually real.

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨52⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Oh my god I hadn’t read them before but those are 100% faked wtf

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s comical how stupid they think people are, and reprehensible how some people are dumb enough to gobble it up

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      • Mac@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Have you met Trumpers?

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    • flandish@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      right? i mean the gov fabricated the entire reason for the vietnam war among other things. it’s kind of what a gov does lol.

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      • obre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        And the Iraq war

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  • Snowcano@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This had my wife knocking on the door and asking why I was laughing in the bathroom.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “Come look!”

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      • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        ‘now you get why I laughed the first time I saw it, baby’

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  • jontree255@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Patel perpetually looks like he shit his pants.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You would, too, if you were that grossly under qualified

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    • bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He does so in solidarity with Dear Leader

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    • TheLowestStone@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      With his standard combination of surprise, fear, and nausea I’d say he looks more like someone else just shit his pants.

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  • crank0271@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I don’t want to burst anyone’s bubble about the otherwise obvious validity of these messages, but it’s curious that James Comey has his wife in his contacts as James Comey. Everything else looks totally authentic though, and James Comey is clearly in some hot water.

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    • Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨25⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      They’re both trans, he just is a bit of a dick and left her dead name as the contact. She was once James Comey and he was once Jane Comey, but after marriage they both transitioned. I’d be curious to see if she changed his dead name as well.

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    • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh, that’s just short for Mrs. James Comey, in the traditional manner.

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      • crank0271@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Some people would just use the more traditional shorthand, “Mother.”

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  • phoenixarise@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    See what happens when you have a podcaster in charge of an important position? We get clickbait for news. 😂

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  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Aw so nice that they gave him a jacket that says FBI and everything

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    • tidderuuf@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You can get one from Spencer’s. It just says Federal Booby Inspector.

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      • NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        At this point Federal Booby Inspector has more prestige.

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  • dan69@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Okay now leak the Epstein files…

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