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Formfiller@lemmy.world 23 minutes ago
peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 42 minutes ago
Looks legit, I will need nor seek anymore information and will believe this post as truth until the day I die.
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 hours ago
I adore the meme that Patel’s FBI fabricated those texts between the alleged Kirk shooter and his partner. Just the fact that they’ve done such a poor job gaining public trust that the a bunch of people watching the story ended up like “Okay, I wouldn’t have thought the FBI would fabricate evidence like this before, but Kash Patel has utterly convinced me that they fabricated these texts. Look how conveniently they answer every single outstanding question for the investigation and sound like they were written by a 40 year old federal agent and not a college kid from Utah.”
It’s objectively fucking hilarious. Especially if the texts are actually real.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 52 minutes ago
Oh my god I hadn’t read them before but those are 100% faked wtf
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 hours ago
It’s comical how stupid they think people are, and reprehensible how some people are dumb enough to gobble it up
Mac@mander.xyz 1 hour ago
Have you met Trumpers?
flandish@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
right? i mean the gov fabricated the entire reason for the vietnam war among other things. it’s kind of what a gov does lol.
obre@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
And the Iraq war
Snowcano@startrek.website 3 hours ago
This had my wife knocking on the door and asking why I was laughing in the bathroom.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 hours ago
“Come look!”
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 hours ago
‘now you get why I laughed the first time I saw it, baby’
jontree255@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Patel perpetually looks like he shit his pants.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 hours ago
You would, too, if you were that grossly under qualified
bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
He does so in solidarity with Dear Leader
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
With his standard combination of surprise, fear, and nausea I’d say he looks more like someone else just shit his pants.
crank0271@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I don’t want to burst anyone’s bubble about the otherwise obvious validity of these messages, but it’s curious that James Comey has his wife in his contacts as James Comey. Everything else looks totally authentic though, and James Comey is clearly in some hot water.
Asafum@feddit.nl 25 minutes ago
They’re both trans, he just is a bit of a dick and left her dead name as the contact. She was once James Comey and he was once Jane Comey, but after marriage they both transitioned. I’d be curious to see if she changed his dead name as well.
Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
Oh, that’s just short for Mrs. James Comey, in the traditional manner.
crank0271@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Some people would just use the more traditional shorthand, “Mother.”
phoenixarise@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
See what happens when you have a podcaster in charge of an important position? We get clickbait for news. 😂
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
Aw so nice that they gave him a jacket that says FBI and everything
tidderuuf@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
You can get one from Spencer’s. It just says Federal Booby Inspector.
NABDad@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
At this point Federal Booby Inspector has more prestige.
dan69@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Okay now leak the Epstein files…
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 minutes ago
Kash Patel has all the charisma of a full bottle of cum.