Trapeze artists

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• JetpackJackson@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Aaaaaand that’s enough internet for today…

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• Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Chocolate rain!

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Some stay dry and others scrub the stains.

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    • dragonbringerx@lemmy.world ⁨42⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      CHOCOLATE RAIN!

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• GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Trapeze shartist

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• Quokka@quokk.au ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Take a bowel.

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  • wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The cannon was loaded from the start.

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• razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Make it rain on them hoes.

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Don’t shit on me and tell me it’s raining.

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    • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But if you do, charge me 150 $USD for front row seats.

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You’ll never guess this ONE WEIRD TRICK to get raptured…

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• Hegar@fedia.io ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Yet another problem that wouldn't exist with a properly unionized work force. If your boss tells you to work when sick, there's only one person who should be shat on.

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  • Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Well, here’s me hoping the victims suing for damages get them paid from the one responsible for making the poor (wo)man work, and not from them directly.

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• Wilco@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They are taking “shitpost” too literally.

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• RaoulDuke@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Doodoo shower.

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• bulwark@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is my nightmare. I would immediately self-immolate.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I once lost a low cost RC airplane in a tree. I had the option of (1) climbing the tree to get it, exposing myself to risk of the sharts, or (2) leaving the airplane in there. I chose 2, (rather spend 15 more dollars than shart in public, from a tree) but the person who lost the plane chose 1.

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• SoupBrick@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thank you, I will use this later. 🏴‍☠️

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• watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When you’re doing a backflip and your sphincter starts to slip…

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  • Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When you’re flying on that swing and you feel that stomach ping…

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Like an aerial tron bike but with a higher penalty for crossing your trail.

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The Lord moves in mysterious ways

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  • 0ops@piefed.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As do the bowels

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