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• DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  1 humans dontbplay trumpet from there noses

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  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I shoo music out my blowhole.

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• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  First of all, trumpet goes up the butt, it is tradition:
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  Second of all, we already have 2 at home:
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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You are and extremely talented painter in the year 1384, a skill that is extremely expensive and difficult to cultivate. How will you be remembered? Butt blast? Butt blasts!!!

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Direct butt-to-butt warfare, no trumpets - just like it used to be back in the day.

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• ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Here’s a carp playing a Western concert flute:

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• capuccino@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  1, because we do not play trumpet with our noses.

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  • yetAnotherUser@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Speak for yourself

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dammit I really wanted to well actually to brag about my friend’s nose whistle act. SHE IS SO COOL

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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dolphins aren’t mouth-breathers though.

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    • AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They seem to move their mouths to speak. That implies they are mouth breathers

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• erie09@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yep, Futurama would never fuck up the science

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They might play better with their butthole than these options.

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    gonna need a shit valve on that horn

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• Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s only blowing, not playing as it can’t reach the keys/buttons/whatevertheyrecalleds

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  • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They are called valves and not pushing any valves is called “playing open”. It just produces the trumpet’s harmonic series over its fundamental frequency, kinda like a bugle. Most trumpets are Bb trumpets, so dolphins could theoretically play all notes in that series. That’s very hard and requires excellent lip control, of course.

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    • Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Cool, so it would have to be 1 then?

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  • otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You can still play. Just only a few notes.

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    • Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Whereas fish can play scales?

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• Twakyr@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I think number 2 would be more effective

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    played trumpet, the air helps but i dunno… no functional lip interfaces on either orifice… the blow hole still has the most promise.

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  • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Are you saying you know from experience??

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    • Twakyr@feddit.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Purely internet pseudo knowledge

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• krunklom@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A dolphin would shove the trumpet up its cloaca (I think they have cloaca’s) because they’re horny monsters.

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• hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Like this, according to some expert in this field:
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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Dolphins would probably prefer the saxophone

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• NONE_dc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Wouldn’t Figure 2 be like a person playing the trumpet with their nose? I’m not saying it’s not possible, but…

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  • Idreamofcheesy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If I’m not mistaken, dolphins can’t physically breathe through their mouth. Like, their both doesn’t have a tube that connects to their lungs. So figure 2 is the only way it could work.

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    • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Can confirm

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    • NONE_dc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oh, I didn’t know that!

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  • Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Jip their blow hole is just their nostrils that moved up to the top of their head over generations.

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• Pulptastic@midwest.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Both.

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• LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Do you play the trumpet with your nose?

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  • BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Dolphins don’t have noses, and their tracheas are completely separated from their mouths.

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    • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Superior design.

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• thenextguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  No

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Teacher so dolphins have embouchres

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• Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Figure 2. Because its silly and I refuse to need a more elaborate reason in a shitposting sub.

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• AntiBullyRanger@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  1, because 2 sounds& looks like this.

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• chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Neither

  Brass instruments require the buzzing of lips in addition to the air in order to work. Since most of the dolphin’s air comes out the blowhole, but that has no mechanism to vibrate like lips it’s impossible.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  3=1+2 self duet you ever think of that

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• lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  As so often: the truth is in the middle

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    the forehead?

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s all lead to butt tuba.

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• Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Second one but it would be fashioned as a hat or an underwater helmet.

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  With their hands, obviously… idiot

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