Deportation? There's an app for that.

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• kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is a trap. They won’t pay.

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  • Apepollo11@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    100% trap. As soon as someone self-reports, ICE will be over there kicking their doors in.

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    • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Time to “self”-report Republicans or MAGA heads…

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  • Dwayne_Elizondo_Mountain_Dew_Camacho@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Definitely a trap.

    Take your picture and tell us about your relatives. We will absolutely not send this straight to ICE.

    App picture

    App relatives

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    • MrLLM@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Can we just feed them with thispersondoesnotexist shit?

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    • Evkob@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Definitions of submission (source: Wiktionary)

      1. A submission is something that you give to somebody to be checked or accepted.

      2. Submission is the act of accepting that somebody has power over you

      I wonder which submission these fascists plan to follow-up on…

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• _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Do they offer this for citizens? I would love to leave this shithole forever if I could find someplace that didn’t mind American refugees.

  I know we aren’t terribly loved in many places.

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  • BurntWits@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you’re actually serious, and if you fall into the LGBTQ+ umbrella, you may be able to come to Canada as a refugee.

    www.canada.ca/en/…/2slgbtqi-plus.html

    I’m not sure if the USA qualifies yet, but I read they’re working on it. That may be in effect already, I’m not sure.

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    • Witchfire@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There’s been I believe one trans person and one NB person so far who have claimed refugee status

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  • MrLLM@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You gotta start practicing your Spanish

    ~/s~

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  • Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I'm sure that's in the roadmap. At some point it's going to be "Love it - or leave it!".

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    • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No way. They don’t want to miss out on the couple grand it costs to renounce your US citizenship

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  • Nollij@sopuli.xyz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    There are options, but you probably won’t like them…

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  • thefluffiest@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The darker your skincolor, the higher the fuckoff bonus. Money for Melanin ™

    /s of course. For me, at least. Sigh.

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  • Steve@startrek.website ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Its for undocumented people right? How will they find out your identity if you dont give it to them?

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    • horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Its for undocumented people right?

      Surely there are a large number of ‘sovereign citizens’ out there who don’t have any proof that they are US citizens?

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The clue is: “you may be eglible”. Turn yourself in, and all you will get is a free flight if you are lucky. To somewhere.

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  • HubertManne@piefed.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    the flight and the cash are not real. neither is the cake.

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Me eating cake: I knew this was too good!

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• thatsnothowyoudoit@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We pinky promise to follow through on being nice and not detaining you.

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  • D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Ok, yes, tRUMP is known for not paying his bills but he will deffo pay you if you report yourself. Honest!!”

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• Witchfire@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m a citizen but my partner and I departed for another country, how do I claim my free flight and $2000

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• 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sounds like a good way to have the ICE goonsquad show up at your house at 3 am. God damn I hate this country

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• thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

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• murmurations@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  1. Force, defraud, and coerce people to sign up with your surveillance app
  2. Keep that $1k and fly them to concentration camps

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• RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I guess that could be an alright deal if you somehow know you were being kicked out anyway

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  • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Everyone commenting that they wont pay or its all a trap isnt thinking about the optics and expense. Im not SAYING that they are wrong, or that the whole initiative ISNT evil (it is) but paying Ice agents, vehicles, camps, etc. All costs money (more than you would think) and makes you look like assholes (which they are). People deciding to pack up and leave on their own, withdrawing their savings selling their vehicles and leaving willingly on a plane costs less than the whole track down, round up, detain and deporting process and is considerably less bad for the optics.

    My grandparents fled germany in the 30s back when being Jewish was becoming dangerous but they were still content for you to just GTFO. I wouldnt be surprised if it was legit… Still fucking wrong tho.

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    • painteddoggie@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      In that case, what’s ICE planning on using their new, bigger-than-most-militarys’ budget for? I’m not implying you’re wrong, because you do make some good points, but I want to remind everyone of the obscene amount of money they have.

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• Kyrgizion@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is there any way to game this and make bank somehow?

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  • Rothe@piefed.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They are not going to give anyone any money. As soon as people turn up to cash in they are going to be sent straight to Alligator Auschwitz.

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    • tordenflesk@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Crochau?

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  • P00ptart@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you’re in that position, it’s honestly beneficial to do so. I wish I had such an opportunity to leave this country.

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• desmosthenes@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  bruh I don’t want taxes used for this

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• horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What happens if a lot of natural born american citizens flood the system by reporting ‘themselves’?

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  • Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    They get deported I’d assume.

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    • reptar@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dude, I still kinda wanna

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  • trolololol@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What about I fill it for ted cruz?

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Shit man, maybe I should have done that when I left the UK. I could have gotten them to fucking pay me on top of getting away from a shithole

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• roofuskit@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What are the odds they just use this to find people to arrest and throw in concentration camps?

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  • Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    8647/1

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    • JohnSwanFromTheLough@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So not likely at all?

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  • Nollij@sopuli.xyz ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Weren’t there reports of exactly this already happening?

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