Feels unreal. My friend spotted this at an airport.
I’m a citizen but my partner and I departed for another country, how do I claim my free flight and $2000
Deportation? There's an app for that.
Submitted 6 months ago by Sand3rs@lemmy.world to aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
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Comments
Witchfire@lemmy.world 6 months ago
1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Sounds like a good way to have the ICE goonsquad show up at your house at 3 am. God damn I hate this country
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
I guess that could be an alright deal if you somehow know you were being kicked out anyway
Delphia@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Everyone commenting that they wont pay or its all a trap isnt thinking about the optics and expense. Im not SAYING that they are wrong, or that the whole initiative ISNT evil (it is) but paying Ice agents, vehicles, camps, etc. All costs money (more than you would think) and makes you look like assholes (which they are). People deciding to pack up and leave on their own, withdrawing their savings selling their vehicles and leaving willingly on a plane costs less than the whole track down, round up, detain and deporting process and is considerably less bad for the optics.
My grandparents fled germany in the 30s back when being Jewish was becoming dangerous but they were still content for you to just GTFO. I wouldnt be surprised if it was legit… Still fucking wrong tho.
Saleh@feddit.org 6 months ago
Money really is not the issue here.
We see authoritarian and inhumane measures to “solve”, often exacerbate, societal situations that could have been dealt with much more effectively for way less money.
Being cruel is a means to intimidate the broader population and the people behind it are willing to pay a big premium on it.
insaneinthemembrane@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It could be legit and a peaceful way to go but so far that’s not how this administration has operated. So it still could be legit but what a massive risk that is to take.
painteddoggie@lemmy.world 6 months ago
In that case, what’s ICE planning on using their new, bigger-than-most-militarys’ budget for? I’m not implying you’re wrong, because you do make some good points, but I want to remind everyone of the obscene amount of money they have.
horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
What happens if a lot of natural born american citizens flood the system by reporting ‘themselves’?
trolololol@lemmy.world 6 months ago
What about I fill it for ted cruz?
bless@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
You have to use his birth name, Raphael
Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
They get deported I’d assume.
reptar@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Dude, I still kinda wanna
Treczoks@lemmy.world 6 months ago
The clue is: “you may be eglible”. Turn yourself in, and all you will get is a free flight if you are lucky. To somewhere.
HubertManne@piefed.social 6 months ago
the flight and the cash are not real. neither is the cake.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 months ago
Me eating cake: I knew this was too good!
roofuskit@lemmy.world 6 months ago
What are the odds they just use this to find people to arrest and throw in concentration camps?
Nollij@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
Weren’t there reports of exactly this already happening?
desmosthenes@lemmy.world 6 months ago
bruh I don’t want taxes used for this
kruhmaster@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
This is a trap. They won’t pay.
Dwayne_Elizondo_Mountain_Dew_Camacho@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Definitely a trap.
Take your picture and tell us about your relatives. We will absolutely not send this straight to ICE.
MrLLM@ani.social 6 months ago
Can we just feed them with thispersondoesnotexist shit?
Evkob@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Definitions of submission (source: Wiktionary)
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A submission is something that you give to somebody to be checked or accepted.
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Submission is the act of accepting that somebody has power over you
I wonder which submission these fascists plan to follow-up on…
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Apepollo11@lemmy.world 6 months ago
100% trap. As soon as someone self-reports, ICE will be over there kicking their doors in.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Time to “self”-report Republicans or MAGA heads…
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Is there any way to game this and make bank somehow?
Rothe@piefed.social 6 months ago
They are not going to give anyone any money. As soon as people turn up to cash in they are going to be sent straight to Alligator Auschwitz.
tordenflesk@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Crochau?
P00ptart@lemmy.world 6 months ago
If you’re in that position, it’s honestly beneficial to do so. I wish I had such an opportunity to leave this country.
_cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 6 months ago
Do they offer this for citizens? I would love to leave this shithole forever if I could find someplace that didn’t mind American refugees.
I know we aren’t terribly loved in many places.
MrLLM@ani.social 6 months ago
You gotta start practicing your Spanish
~/s~
BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
If you’re actually serious, and if you fall into the LGBTQ+ umbrella, you may be able to come to Canada as a refugee.
www.canada.ca/en/…/2slgbtqi-plus.html
I’m not sure if the USA qualifies yet, but I read they’re working on it. That may be in effect already, I’m not sure.
Witchfire@lemmy.world 6 months ago
There’s been I believe one trans person and one NB person so far who have claimed refugee status
thefluffiest@feddit.nl 6 months ago
The darker your skincolor, the higher the fuckoff bonus. Money for Melanin ™
/s of course. For me, at least. Sigh.
Steve@startrek.website 6 months ago
Its for undocumented people right? How will they find out your identity if you dont give it to them?
horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Its for undocumented people right?
Surely there are a large number of ‘sovereign citizens’ out there who don’t have any proof that they are US citizens?
Nollij@sopuli.xyz 6 months ago
There are options, but you probably won’t like them…
Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 6 months ago
I'm sure that's in the roadmap. At some point it's going to be "Love it - or leave it!".
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 6 months ago
No way. They don’t want to miss out on the couple grand it costs to renounce your US citizenship
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Shit man, maybe I should have done that when I left the UK. I could have gotten them to fucking pay me on top of getting away from a shithole
thatsnothowyoudoit@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
We pinky promise to follow through on being nice and not detaining you.
D_C@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
“Ok, yes, tRUMP is known for not paying his bills but he will deffo pay you if you report yourself. Honest!!”
thagoat@lemmy.sdf.org 6 months ago
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Now when I visit the US I only need to buy the inbound flight for me and my family. And I get $4000 spending money.
This will really boost tourism.