Plague Inc. gameplay irl
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Submitted 2 weeks ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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AlsaValderaan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
otacon239@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I think about this whenever I pick up a spider or similar on my car. I’m transporting them the equivalent of entire planets beyond their perspective. What new world will I bring them to?
oneser@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I was hiking recently and saw a massive caterpillar. I took a photo and asked our national biological office if they could ID it cos AI was doing a shit job (as usual).
They identified it and said that it almost definitely arrived as a seed or smaller caterpillar attached to a car and managed to find its way into the forest. They mentioned that they normally return with holidayers in the summer and don’t make it through the cold winter’s, but this may shift due to climate change. This thing was about 18 cm (7 American toes) long.
Crazy to see how much shit these critters can handle and still survive (for now…).
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Is that 7 toes lengthwise or side-by-side? And which American toes? Lady liberty, or a normal human adult, or a child? Perhaps a newborn?
Man I hate our measuring system, it’s so complicated.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
uh, american toes are a lot more variable than that
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Imagine being a fish who gets caught by a human, and gets yanked out of his dimension and into an entirely different dimension, almost an opposite world.
Then the alien tanks the hook out of his lip, and throws him into the air…and he lands back in his own dimension, gasping for air.
Or, perhaps the alien takes him away…
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
nialv7@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is how some invasive species got their starts.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
We should introduce their natural predator just to be safe
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
“I’m sick and tired of these fly fighting frogs on this Monday to Friday airplane.” - Samuel L. Jackson
EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Everyday I scroll through Lemmy, this flies life is about to change again 🙄
papalonian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh shit, we’ve added another Reddit feature, of people complaining about seeing the same post 100x despite it being upvoted by people who obviously never have! The “everything must only be posted ONCE!!1!!” feature, one of my favorites
ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I’m chronically online most days and I haven’t seen this on Lemmy yet, nor at all for that matter.
I hate when people whine about seeing stuff multiple times; at least this isn’t a depressing news article being shared in 63 different communities so you have to see the same thing dozens and dozens of times and be reminded how shit everything is…
It’s just a fun little picture with no bad vibes at all. I’m ok with seeing that sort of thing repeatedly.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
wah i have seen this comment before also my nappy is full SOMEONE CHANGE THE INTERNET ALSO ME
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Maybe spend less time on Lemmy and go out to see the world for yourself instead of being envious of this fly living it’s best life.
PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hey, not all of us can afford to see the world.
I’m so poor, I can’t even pay attention (fucking ADHD).
EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
bdonvr@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
I’ve been a Lemmy admin for over 2 years and browse daily. I usually sort by top -> 6 hours but I’ve never seen this
EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Crazy you missed it being one of the top posts and a few different communities the last few days.
shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Bruh, how much do you scroll through Lemmy? Because I scroll enough to only see posts from days ago, but I’ve literally never seen this before.
EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Like a few times a day I’m at work and there’s a big gap in customers. Also, I only have a girlfriend, a mom and like two friends, so no real social life going at my age, just playing and watching stuff, y’know?
rabber@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
My car was made in Germany in 2010 and there is a perfectly preserved Munich fly in the taillight which is kind of cool
Why would the first owner not complain that a sticker price 70k car somehow passed quality inspection with this though
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
German car
tail light
$70k price tag
BMW drivers don’t realize blinkers exist, so they wouldn’t even know how to form a complaint.
Tina@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nah, what you don’t know is that fly committed some fly crime and saw an opportunity to get tf outta there as fast as possible. London, here I come!
Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Some fly is going to land on your screen and say,
“CARL?!?”
WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Lucky fly. It’s still so hot in Houston.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
He be buzzin innit?
niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He will encounter British Flyes! He will have to learn how to buzz around CRISPS and SCONES now.
Pulptastic@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
Buncha cunts all buzz buzz, croikey
bless@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I hope he paid the visa
Chessmasterrex@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Screwworm fly says hi?
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
He might be commuting
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
He’s going to have to adjust to flying on the opposite side of the air.
Veedem@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s a wonderful stupid reply lol. Up you go.
oupa_pineapple@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
And taste for tea