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BzzzzzzZZZZzzzzZZzzzzz Bruv

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Stamets@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    This is how some invasive species got their starts.

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  • JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨35⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    He be buzzin innit?

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  • rabber@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    My car was made in Germany in 2010 and there is a perfectly preserved Munich fly in the taillight which is kind of cool

    Why would the first owner not complain that a sticker price 70k car somehow passed quality inspection with this though

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      German car

      tail light

      $70k price tag

      BMW drivers don’t realize blinkers exist, so they wouldn’t even know how to form a complaint.

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He’s going to have to adjust to flying on the opposite side of the air.

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    • Veedem@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That’s a wonderful stupid reply lol. Up you go.

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  • AlsaValderaan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Plague Inc. gameplay irl

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  • Tina@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nah, what you don’t know is that fly committed some fly crime and saw an opportunity to get tf outta there as fast as possible. London, here I come!

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    • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Some fly is going to land on your screen and say,

      “CARL?!?”

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  • otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think about this whenever I pick up a spider or similar on my car. I’m transporting them the equivalent of entire planets beyond their perspective. What new world will I bring them to?

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    • oneser@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I was hiking recently and saw a massive caterpillar. I took a photo and asked our national biological office if they could ID it cos AI was doing a shit job (as usual).

      They identified it and said that it almost definitely arrived as a seed or smaller caterpillar attached to a car and managed to find its way into the forest. They mentioned that they normally return with holidayers in the summer and don’t make it through the cold winter’s, but this may shift due to climate change. This thing was about 18 cm (7 American toes) long.

      Crazy to see how much shit these critters can handle and still survive (for now…).

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      • ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Is that 7 toes lengthwise or side-by-side? And which American toes? Lady liberty, or a normal human adult, or a child? Perhaps a newborn?

        Man I hate our measuring system, it’s so complicated.

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Imagine being a fish who gets caught by a human, and gets yanked out of his dimension and into an entirely different dimension, almost an opposite world.

      Then the alien tanks the hook out of his lip, and throws him into the air…and he lands back in his own dimension, gasping for air.

      Or, perhaps the alien takes him away…

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  • bless@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I hope he paid the visa

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  • EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Everyday I scroll through Lemmy, this flies life is about to change again 🙄

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    • shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Bruh, how much do you scroll through Lemmy? Because I scroll enough to only see posts from days ago, but I’ve literally never seen this before.

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      • EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

        Like a few times a day I’m at work and there’s a big gap in customers. Also, I only have a girlfriend, a mom and like two friends, so no real social life going at my age, just playing and watching stuff, y’know?

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    • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh shit, we’ve added another Reddit feature, of people complaining about seeing the same post 100x despite it being upvoted by people who obviously never have! The “everything must only be posted ONCE!!1!!” feature, one of my favorites

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      • ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m chronically online most days and I haven’t seen this on Lemmy yet, nor at all for that matter.

        I hate when people whine about seeing stuff multiple times; at least this isn’t a depressing news article being shared in 63 different communities so you have to see the same thing dozens and dozens of times and be reminded how shit everything is…

        It’s just a fun little picture with no bad vibes at all. I’m ok with seeing that sort of thing repeatedly.

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    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Maybe spend less time on Lemmy and go out to see the world for yourself instead of being envious of this fly living it’s best life.

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      • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Hey, not all of us can afford to see the world.

        I’m so poor, I can’t even pay attention (fucking ADHD).

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      • EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Image

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  • WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Lucky fly. It’s still so hot in Houston.

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  • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He will encounter British Flyes! He will have to learn how to buzz around CRISPS and SCONES now.

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    • Pulptastic@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Buncha cunts all buzz buzz, croikey

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