It’s just a less charming version of thisImage
This was a real thing and it "makes smoking easy"
Submitted 1 month ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Mrkawfee@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Peck@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Whatever this is is not charming.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I only smoke Khalil Mahmoon
stickly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Wait until they discover the
hookahwater cooled robot smokerMickey7@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If you read it closely - you can get a “tandem” set up. So two people can share this. They each get their own butt and tube.
sidelove@lemmy.world 1 month ago
God gave us two nostrils for a reason.
Blackout@fedia.io 1 month ago
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Good Point. Anyone against smoking is contradicting God himself who created our anatomy for us to easily enjoy smoking
SlacksMcTavish@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Two tubes one butt?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is the way.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I thought it was for smoking two cigs at once. What would be the difference between this ‘tandem’ and just having two sets of 'single’s ?
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The tandem is for 2 people. You each get your own set of tubing
serenissi@lemmy.world 1 month ago
robot is just older version if ai
Revan343@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
A robot is a thing that does things for you; it comes from the Czech robota meaning servitude, slavery, hard work, or drugery
itkovian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My first thought was: this is a hookah.
bluecat_OwO@lemmy.world 1 month ago
you know about hookah?
Alteon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Is the US, you can easily find Hookah bars all around our cities and suburbs. It’s mostly a young person thing, but yeah…not an uncommon thing around here at least.
deepus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Of course! Saw one last night!
itkovian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I live in India and hookah is not unknown to us as there is a sub-culture surrounding hookah here.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hookah? I hardly know her
Botzo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
mateofeo85@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Do you put the tube in your butthole?
thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
you could have someone else do it, if you want
Botzo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Do you shave with a different kind of gas?!
Allero@lemmy.today 1 month ago
How did that work?
stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s a gag gift, the implication is that you’d put the tube in your butt.
The extra fuel box contains beans, and the pamphlet has fake quotes with racial stereotypes including quotes from a Mr Wun Hunglow and Giovanni Ravioli
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That looks interesting - what is the tubing for?
GargleBlaster@feddit.org 1 month ago
They had it so easy. Back in my days we had to smoke uphill in both ways
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Automatic butt ejector.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Man if the 50s weren’t so racist they’d’ve loved hookah.
Fuck I could go for hookah…
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Better than burning the house down while smoking in bed
NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Yeah.
If you are going to insist on giving yourself and everyone around you cancer AND making your house smell like rat shit (not a euphemism…), this seems like a really good invention. Basically ALL the “spontaneously combusted” folk are believed to be people who dropped a lit cigarette while sleeping and it is still a somewhat common cause of house fires.
But yeah. Hookahs and the like already existed.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I never smoked because it was just too much effort. This would have made all the difference, if I’d known about it. Alas, all those wasted years without the pleasures of a good smoke.
orangeyouglad@lemmy.today 1 month ago
I had a patient who used one of these to smoke because he was on condensed oxygen. He’s still caught on fire. 0/10. don’t recommend
Mickey7@lemmy.world 1 month ago
For those of you not familiar with it - there is a thing called an oxygen concentrator. You plug it in and it delivers almost 100% oxygen by filtering out the 80% of non oxygen gases in the ambient air. Most forced to use it fucked their lungs up from smoking. And you will find many continuing to smoke butts while they have a cannula in their nose delivering oxygen.
ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Damn boomers need a machine to smoke for them.
Ersatz86@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’d hit that
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 1 month ago
surprised it wasn’t made with flavor -lead™
“radium? more like Radi-yum!”
MotoAsh@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m sure thete’s pleeeeenty of carcinogens and forever chemicals in that tubing.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Forever chemicals don’t kill you.
But the asbestos in the tip to make it fireproof might.
crazycraw@crazypeople.online 1 month ago
WHEW
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Autocancer-inator
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
One tube, two tube. Me tube. You tube.
SparrowHawk@feddit.it 1 month ago
A hookah but worse
Schlemmy@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
And safer. Had a friend die in a fire. He lit his bedroom by dropping his cigarette when he fell asleep
jordanlund@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Permits those confined to bed to smoke.”
5in1k@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Ngl. Would have been nice for my dad so he could have smoked while he was dying easier. Yeah it’s bad or whatever but he was already dying why try to quit and have nic fits too.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah like, let the dying not be withdrawing.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Man how the hell does humanity even still exist
Frozengyro@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Big horny