sidelove

@sidelove@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Witnesses Assumed Charlie Kirk Shooter Was Just Ordinary Gunman On School Campus⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m still half convinced I took something 10 or 12 years ago and all this is just a bad hallucination I’m having in a hospital somewhere.

  You and me both, brother. God I wish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fake history porn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Please assume the party escort submission position

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MIT Study Finds AI Use Reprograms the Brain, Leading to Cognitive Decline⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not only that but *broad gestures at society and the state of the world post-Internet*

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This was a real thing and it "makes smoking easy"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  God gave us two nostrils for a reason.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(insert spaceship noises here)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wtf does your ethernet cord have a tumor?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Makes sense⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was under the impression it was just storage under-the-mattress style. No one’s bringing a treasure chest to buy eggs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨toasty⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I miss the days when companies smugly lying to our faces wasn’t the norm (or at least, wasn’t this bad).

  Fuck you Ubisoft.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got my first script kiddy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro. AWS can do jack shit, that’s not how it works. You might as well call Toyota next time you see a Camry speeding. All you’re going to do is annoy people who in no way can help you with a problem that is your responsibility. I can guarantee they’ll tell you you should use private VPCs and entrypoints with SG, which is what every AWS tutorial starts out by telling you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Batman... Get In There And Do Something!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Au contraire, it’s exactly what heroes do

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Picture of hardwood⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t put my finger on why, but something about that pic looks AI-generated. That said, could definitely be eating crow on that assumption.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BlackRock is Suing UnitedHealth for Giving “Too Much Care” to Patients After the CEO was Murdered⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Too much care” is great if you’re fine with passing up on the alliteration

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Doesn't look like anything to me.*⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There are definitely starting to be some cases where I don’t pick up on something being AI-generated, but that is the most AI-generated-ass-pizza I’ve ever seen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google has illegal advertising monopoly, judge rules⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I would honestly want the hardware division split, too. There’s still an impetus to turn Android into a walled garden there, too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little know fact⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  She missed her chance to get torn up by beast cock 😞