Deep dish thought

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• steventhedev@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  According to starch cube theory, two pizzas stacked on top of each other is a cake, same as lasagna.

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  • Batman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone

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    • oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Well by definition anywhere where cal are present is a cal zone

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    • BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it's right side up it's a lasagna

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  • frog@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t that be a sandwich since it is only two layers?

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• KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have a calzone.

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  • ___@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And if you do this twice, you’ve got a calztwo

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    • abcdqfr@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Eat it, you’ll have a calznone

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    • Tja@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m stealing this for the next pizza order. My kids will hate it, thanks!

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  • noride@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Add some spaghetti in there and you got yourself an Italian turducken.

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    • Tja@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And a curse by Nonna.

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• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You have a sandwich if you rotate the top pizza.

  You have a mess if you rotate the bottom pizza.

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Calazone

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  • codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ooh damn, I think you’re really cooking on this “anti-calzone” idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It’s an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You could eat it with a fork a knife. Or possibly fold it at the crust?

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• potoo22@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I just woke up and was not ready for this level of philosophy

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  • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sow Crates rolled over in his grave.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.

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  • Zoomboingding@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Depends on how you orient the pizzas

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    • Signtist@bookwyr.me ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Love me a Papa Murphy's stuffed pizza.

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    • RidgeDweller@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Sure, but couldn’t your example be called a (huge/round) calzone with extra toppings?

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  • MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Or a pizzagne

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• Stern@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  pizza face down on pizza is a calzone or a sandwich, situationally.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If you put lasagna on top of a pizza you get asked to leave the restaurant and your friends stop calling you.

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  • BlueLineBae@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They won’t let you order sloppy steaks. But they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!

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• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Depends on how you stack them if it’s base to face then yeah, that’s just 2 pizzas, but it’s its face to face then that’s just a round pizza sandwich.

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  • nailbar@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And if you put a beef patty in between, you have a burger.

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    • dumbass@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Then we dip it in a egg wash, bread it and deep fry it.

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• TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Lasagnagna”

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• JaymesRS@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If you eat a sausage or hotdog, it becomes a new sausage as it goes through you.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Or do you become a different kind of sausage?

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Just more filling for the turd sausage that is always inside you.

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• CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Just don’t read the plaque next to him or you see how much pizza and lasagna would cost you to make at home vs home much you spend at restaurants.

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• Tja@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Deep dish is a soup, Jon Stewart made that very clear.

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• outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  But if you put multiple smaller pizzas on top of one larger pizza, theyre just toppings, and you’re back to one pixza again.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You could put pizza rolls as toppings on a pizza. That would also be terrible.

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    • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      So fucking awful! Would still be one pizza, though.

      And pizza rolls are more of a calzone.

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• Takapapatapaka@tarte.nuage-libre.fr ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I'd say the layer of grilled cheese would technically make a separation between the two lasagna (yes im fun at party)

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  • bananabread@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s just another layer. And yes, I would like to dicuss this further at a party

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  • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Not the way I make my lasagnas.

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• Crandlecan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You’ve been hitting the sauce too hard man! 😢

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• telllos@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You have two pizze

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• Una@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Life is unfair :3

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• Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Cause lassagna is just stacks

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• TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  music plays

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