Unless you flip the top pizza, then you have a calzone.
Deep dish thought
Submitted 3 weeks ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world to [deleted]
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KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
___@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
And if you do this twice, you’ve got a calztwo
abcdqfr@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Eat it, you’ll have a calznone
Tja@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
I’m stealing this for the next pizza order. My kids will hate it, thanks!
noride@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Add some spaghetti in there and you got yourself an Italian turducken.
Tja@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
And a curse by Nonna.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
You have a sandwich if you rotate the top pizza.
You have a mess if you rotate the bottom pizza.
roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Calazone
codexarcanum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Ooh damn, I think you’re really cooking on this “anti-calzone” idea! Two slices, back to back, bread in the middle surround by toppings on both sides. Basically impossible to eat cleanly or set down once assembled. It’s an open-face-and-ass sandwich. A sloppy ho.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
You could eat it with a fork a knife. Or possibly fold it at the crust?
potoo22@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
I just woke up and was not ready for this level of philosophy
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 3 weeks ago
Sow Crates rolled over in his grave.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
If you stack 2 pizzas on top of each other, you have made a calzone.
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
RidgeDweller@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Sure, but couldn’t your example be called a (huge/round) calzone with extra toppings?
Signtist@bookwyr.me 3 weeks ago
Love me a Papa Murphy's stuffed pizza.
MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Or a pizzagne
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If you put lasagna on top of a pizza you get asked to leave the restaurant and your friends stop calling you.
BlueLineBae@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
They won’t let you order sloppy steaks. But they can’t stop you from ordering a steak and a glass of water!
Stern@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
pizza face down on pizza is a calzone or a sandwich, situationally.
TootSweet@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Lasagnagna”
JaymesRS@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
If you eat a sausage or hotdog, it becomes a new sausage as it goes through you.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Or do you become a different kind of sausage?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Just more filling for the turd sausage that is always inside you.
dumbass@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
Depends on how you stack them if it’s base to face then yeah, that’s just 2 pizzas, but it’s its face to face then that’s just a round pizza sandwich.
nailbar@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
And if you put a beef patty in between, you have a burger.
dumbass@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
Then we dip it in a egg wash, bread it and deep fry it.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
But if you put multiple smaller pizzas on top of one larger pizza, theyre just toppings, and you’re back to one pixza again.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
You could put pizza rolls as toppings on a pizza. That would also be terrible.
outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
So fucking awful! Would still be one pizza, though.
And pizza rolls are more of a calzone.
Takapapatapaka@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 3 weeks ago
I'd say the layer of grilled cheese would technically make a separation between the two lasagna (yes im fun at party)
bananabread@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
That’s just another layer. And yes, I would like to dicuss this further at a party
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 3 weeks ago
Not the way I make my lasagnas.
CubitOom@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
Just don’t read the plaque next to him or you see how much pizza and lasagna would cost you to make at home vs home much you spend at restaurants.
telllos@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You have two pizze
Una@europe.pub 3 weeks ago
Life is unfair :3
Tja@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Deep dish is a soup, Jon Stewart made that very clear.
Crandlecan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You’ve been hitting the sauce too hard man! 😢
Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Cause lassagna is just stacks
TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
steventhedev@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
According to starch cube theory, two pizzas stacked on top of each other is a cake, same as lasagna.
Batman@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
According to the parks and rec theorem, it is a calzone
oxysis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Well by definition anywhere where cal are present is a cal zone
BremboTheFourth@piefed.ca 3 weeks ago
Depends on topping orientation. Top pizza needs to be upside down to be a sandwich/calzone; if it's right side up it's a lasagna
frog@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Wouldn’t that be a sandwich since it is only two layers?