Submitted 8 months ago by MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com to nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
You know how cops are always busting people with houses full of marijuana plants? What if you did all of that but with potatoes instead of marijuana? What if you had an entire house full of grow lights and potato plants in buckets and then every inch of lawn on your property had potatoes and not a single blade of grass?
Would anyone care? Would the cops come along and put a stop to it? If not, how many more potatoes would you have to grow before something like that happened?
In Western Australia, until 2021 under the Marketing of Potatoes Act 1946, it was illegal for anyone to sell, purchase, take delivery of and deliver more than 50kg of potatoes unless you were a member of the Potato Corporation or an authorised agent of said Corporation. Penalty up to $2000.
As long as you are not being a public nuisance, it’s fine. Example, if you are creating a huge number of potatoes inside a confined space, it might eventually create a singularity. People will have an issue with that.
The singularity wasn’t bothering me, but all the scientists ans university students studying it all night are starting to grate on my nerves.
Ok, now let’s right a screenplay and get this made into a movie!
if you allow the potatoes to grow like weeds and left unattended for long time, it can be considered a weed, potatoes might not be invasive though. unlike thier poisonous cousins ,black nightshade which is weedy and everywhere.
I don’t think there’s a law about it. The only relevant laws are probably about a tidy yard.
In the UK, growing potatoes isn’t illegal as far as I am aware
Well you SAY that, but one of my neighbours grew potatoes in her front garden, and there was a LOT of tutting. Really a lot. Everyone knows front gardens are for flowers, not potatoes. I’m surprised the police weren’t called.
But… potatoes flower!
As long as you don’t live under the oppressive thumb of an HOA or city lawn ordinances, you can grow as many potatoes as is physically possible within your available space.
But when you run out of practical space, you will probably think about going vertical. But building tall structures without planning permission or city approval is likely where you will run into trouble.
I heard they passed a law essentially making it illegal to grow food at home because you would be required to have all of the measures in place that only real farms could afford. It’s not really enforced but technically on the books. I don’t know. It could be conspiracy theory.
There’s a famous case about this. The dude in question fled to Brazil after years of police harassment that followed his activism.
That dude looks like the villain from an 80’s buddy cop film.
Where potatos?
There is no limit to the potatoes you can grow. The only limit is your imagination.
If you live in a place where cultivating cannabis is prohibited, and your power usage spikes, you may be placed under surveillance.
If you have an HOA or city ordinances about the condition of your yard you might get a slap on the wrist if your potato farm is unsightly. Otherwise, as not a lawyer, grow on.
Sadly the town may be up you arse. Ppl struggling for food and the jerks are like naaa grow grass. Useless green grass. God fobid some biodiversity they’ll fine you 300k for it and remove it all.
Reccomned starting small and see what you get away with. Don’t even start if you have nosey neighbors. Mine are the worst. Call town for every little thing.
Maybe you could look up instances of electricity usage based marijuana raids in your area, and if they list the amount of electricity used that triggered the warrant. Then pick out the smallest number.
Zoning laws probably come into effect at some point, if you’re selling the merchandise
This some seriously Martian problems.
If you’re going to use grow lamps for potatoes you’re not likely to make a profit. So probably until the debt collectors show up.
Irish dreams are impressive.
It would only be a problem if the rental office finds out I removed the flooring to put down soil and potatoes. On the second floor.
Potatoes do very well in pots
Wish I’d seen your comment much sooner.
Wow, this is such bullshit. It’s wild that growing too much wheat is illegal.
Jesus … so government decided to protect industry instead of individual farmers … because heaven forbid that a company or corporation should ever have to lose money due to individual people trying to do things for themselves.
Which industry? At the time of this ruling most farms were individual farmers.
Look man. You’re not getting it, ok?
You’re thinking in terms of “Marijuanna is illegal, and potatoes are legal, therefore I can do whatever I want, and the cops can’t stop me.”
Except here’s how things really work. Do you exist? Yeah? Well then the cops don’t give a FUUUUUCK about your rights, the law, or your life. You could die in their care. They don’t give a shit.
They smash peoples doors down, and shoot the homeowners. Later to find out they weren’t even on the right STREET!
It doesn’t matter that your acts are legal. Police are like what would happen if you mixed a bear, with a raccoon, with a chihuahua, with a fascist asshole.
So…you still want to draw their attention just to point out legality?
Fun fact: barbers require more hours of training to become licensed than police officers.
So fun.
Hey man…if I pay for a haircut, I EXPECT a quality haircut!
If the police mishandle a situation, and kill like 3 guys…who cares? Not MY money! Fuck em!
(Yes, this entire reply is posted with the HEAVIEST of sarcasm!)
Wait a minute! That fact isn't very fun at all!
Neat, you’re one of those people my math textbooks warn me about.
NotRobert has a 1200 sq ft house
If each potato they grow takes up 1 cubic foot of area, how many potatoes can NotRobert grow?
0, NotRobert is lazy.
Since NotRobert did not plan ahead, they starve this winter.
Game over.
I’d like to point out that a potato plant has many potatoes growing in its roots. Especially if you’re using pots, and providing rich soil, a cubic foot of dirt could easily contain 3 big baking potatoes, or 20 little baby potatoes.
Unless you’re talking about each potato plant, in which case say so.
That’s missing key information.
NotRobert’s house has no ceilings nor a roof. Assume his property extends down to the center of the Earth and one light year into space.
Depends on entirely on local laws. My house has an interesting quirk written into the title where I cannot dig up clay in order to make bricks. No idea how that’s enforced, but its there.
You should make one brick just for funzies. How were you informed of this law?
I absolutely want to do that, but for now lack the tools/skills.
It was in the copy of the title, and our conveyancer told us before we settled. We were devastated of course, our planned business to revolutionise the brick industry was ruined.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 months ago
Most places probably don’t limit how many potatoes you can grow.
AA5B@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Yeah but a large electric bill seems to be enough to get a warrant