One of the rare green texts that could very well be true
Fiber
Submitted 2 months ago by HikingVet@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
While perhaps not fake: still gay because with fiber poops he’s preparing to receive anal!
IWW4@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Now that is a true shitpost!!!
don@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Silly anon. All that compressed fiber intake and /fit/ neglected to tell him he needed to drink ~6 l/h of water to maintain proper hydration.
toynbee@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You remind me of my kid. Every time I say something they recognize as untrue they call me “Silly Daddy.”
Today they went to an event where they assured me they’d be swimming (a claim their mother disputed). When they got back, I asked whether they had enjoyed swimming.
“We didn’t swim, we just put our feet in the river. There was no pool. Silly Daddy!”
don@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Wait till they find out about your silly tiles!
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I was looking at fiber supplements on Costco’s web site, and there was one where the guy had more or less the experience above, but after just one. He said he wouldn’t touch them again after that.
I can’t help but think that if this is what happens after taking just one, you really, really needed to be cleaned out.
theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fiber is not magical? I am pretty sure you need to snort a bottle to have that effect
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
my dad complains about horrible bowel movements every time he goes for fibre toast rather than plain white, i truly do not fathom how some people are alive
sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Oh so the all the “don’t poop for three days” guy from two years back just needed a few fiber bars and strong conviction
theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why is it good to not shit for 3 days?
sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
He never told us so well never know
eezeebee@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
The original post seems to be gone, but you can read about it in this cross post: lemmy.world/post/455290
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It isn’t?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fake: wiping his ass
Gay: wiping his ass
FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Fake: He had Dwanye “The Rock” Johnson in his ass
Gay: He had Dwanye “The Rock” Johnson in his ass
MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This one always makes me laugh.
scytale@piefed.zip 2 months ago
Classic. My favorite line is the guts screaming in German.
ViperActual@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I miss these old green texts
Evotech@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Had anon tried drinking water with their fiber?
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
The lore doesn’t mention it.
Sergio@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A classic. Will one day be studied in university classes.
Magister@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I like those greentext :)
twinnie@feddit.uk 2 months ago
This sounds amazing.
artiman@piefed.social 2 months ago
i've been shitted off about the recent posts on here that werent shitposts this shitpost is truly the shit
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Fuckin love this one
P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m sitting in my office at work, this shit had me giggling like an idiot
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
This is one of the best poop writeups of all time
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I first read that as “shitting in my office” and I was like hell yeah brother
P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 months ago
After I posted it I reread it just to verify I didn’t mistype. But if I had, you can bet id just leave it that way