One of the rare green texts that could very well be true
Fiber
Submitted 1 month ago by HikingVet@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
While perhaps not fake: still gay because with fiber poops he’s preparing to receive anal!
IWW4@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Now that is a true shitpost!!!
don@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Silly anon. All that compressed fiber intake and /fit/ neglected to tell him he needed to drink ~6 l/h of water to maintain proper hydration.
toynbee@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You remind me of my kid. Every time I say something they recognize as untrue they call me “Silly Daddy.”
Today they went to an event where they assured me they’d be swimming (a claim their mother disputed). When they got back, I asked whether they had enjoyed swimming.
“We didn’t swim, we just put our feet in the river. There was no pool. Silly Daddy!”
don@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Wait till they find out about your silly tiles!
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I was looking at fiber supplements on Costco’s web site, and there was one where the guy had more or less the experience above, but after just one. He said he wouldn’t touch them again after that.
I can’t help but think that if this is what happens after taking just one, you really, really needed to be cleaned out.
theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fiber is not magical? I am pretty sure you need to snort a bottle to have that effect
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
my dad complains about horrible bowel movements every time he goes for fibre toast rather than plain white, i truly do not fathom how some people are alive
sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Oh so the all the “don’t poop for three days” guy from two years back just needed a few fiber bars and strong conviction
theUwUhugger@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Why is it good to not shit for 3 days?
sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
He never told us so well never know
eezeebee@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
The original post seems to be gone, but you can read about it in this cross post: lemmy.world/post/455290
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It isn’t?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fake: wiping his ass
Gay: wiping his ass
FreeAZ@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Fake: He had Dwanye “The Rock” Johnson in his ass
Gay: He had Dwanye “The Rock” Johnson in his ass
MehBlah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This one always makes me laugh.
scytale@piefed.zip 1 month ago
Classic. My favorite line is the guts screaming in German.
ViperActual@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I miss these old green texts
Evotech@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Had anon tried drinking water with their fiber?
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
The lore doesn’t mention it.
Sergio@lemmy.world 1 month ago
A classic. Will one day be studied in university classes.
Magister@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I like those greentext :)
twinnie@feddit.uk 1 month ago
This sounds amazing.
artiman@piefed.social 1 month ago
i've been shitted off about the recent posts on here that werent shitposts this shitpost is truly the shit
Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Fuckin love this one
P1k1e@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m sitting in my office at work, this shit had me giggling like an idiot
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
This is one of the best poop writeups of all time
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I first read that as “shitting in my office” and I was like hell yeah brother
P1k1e@lemmy.world 1 month ago
After I posted it I reread it just to verify I didn’t mistype. But if I had, you can bet id just leave it that way