I’m surprised they had to outsource that as they have been producing so much shit for decades.
Microsoft buys more than a billion dollars’ worth of excrement, including human poop, to clean up its AI mess — company will pump waste underground to offset AI carbon emissions
Submitted 1 day ago by RegularJoe@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
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zod000@lemmy.ml 5 hours ago
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I thought the billion dollars of excrement they bought was OpenAI
self-five 🙏 ohhhhhh
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
You’re off by a factory of 13x
LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 day ago
to offset AI carbon emissions
Does it actually do that?
ik5pvx@lemmy.world 1 day ago
In the eyes of the board of directors, sure . Plantings a billion worth of trees would probably have been too green
Saprophyte@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Technically it’s more common to pay investment firms with forest land to not cut down the trees they weren’t going to cut down to begin with.
justsomeguy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s usually nonsense. I remember some carbon offsets being a guy owning a forest and essentially selling his inaction as a carbon offset. Give me a million dollars so I don’t chop all those trees down which I totally would’ve done otherwise. It’s just pushing numbers around on a spreadsheet.
In this case I can imagine their calculations being wildly off. How much CO2/methane does a ton of poop actually release? How much CO2 is released to transport that ton and build the facilities that hold it?
squaresinger@lemmy.world 1 day ago
There’s even worse stuff: Planting trees is sold as carbon offset. But where do you plant trees? Certainly not on valuable farmland. Instead they drain bogs to plant trees instead.
The issue is that bogs can store about 10x as much CO² as a forest can, and by draining the bog, that CO² is released.
And bog land isn’t exactly well-suited for growing trees, and also the carbon offset only pays for planting the trees, not for keeping them alive. So the trees die almost instantly, thus releasing their stored CO². But the upside to it is that on the now re-deforested land, more trees can be planted.
It’s complete greenwashing with at best no effect and at worst terrible effects.
The main issue with planting trees to remove CO² is that a forest doesn’t consume CO² but instead just stores it. Once a forest is fully-grown, no more CO² is sunk in there. A hectare of forest stores ~400t CO2. Germany creates about 650 million tons CO² per year. So to offset that, Germany would need to plant 1.6 million hectars of forest a year, which is about 4.5% of the surface area of Germany. 32% of Germany is already forest, so that leaves a theoretical maximum of 14.5 years of CO² emissions that Germany could offset by planting trees.
But Germany has been creating CO² for much longer.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Yeah i was expecting the externalized cost route with this one.
stoy@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Some poop releases methane, a much worse greenhouse gas than Co2.
Fun fact, when striking oil, you often encounter methane pockets as well, the gas is commonly just burned in a giant flare, this is mainly done for safety, to prevent gas from accumulating on the ground and risking an explosion, but also far reduce the greenhouse effect of the gas.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 day ago
The thing is that these carbon credits make it so that things which would otherwise reduce CO2 in the atmosphere don’t happen unless some money changes hands. Most of the time credits effectively do nothing.
ook@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
No. Carbon offsetting is a scam and does not do shit for the environment.
Saleh@feddit.org 1 day ago
Depends on how the wastewater would have been treated before.
Wastewater treatment does release CO2, however the sludge can be fermented to biogas. So in relative terms not that much. Also the sludge contains phosphate that could be recovered for fertilizing or chemical industry purposes.
It would probably be far more effective to build renewables with that money than to bury things for which a treatment process already exists.
Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Greenwashing is a fraud.
willington@lemmy.dbzer0.com 58 minutes ago
Tecnowashing is also fraud.
Take a failed concept like the gold standard, technowash it, and you get crypto scamcoins.
Greenwashing, sportswashing (saudi arabia), sanewashing (presenting insane ideas as debatable ideas, like debating human rights), small business washing (using ostensibly a pro small business argument to push a fortune 100 agenda), worker washing (treat workers like shit in private but make pro worker noises in public). Now we can add tecnowashing to the list.
Another example of technowashing is when a real estate company presents itself as a tech startup to inflate its valuation.
mazzilius_marsti@lemmy.world 1 day ago
so the AI stuff causes too much CO2, instead of fixing their own hardware, the best they could do is to offset that CO2 amount by burying shit?
Jhex@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
It’s poetic… MS AI slings out massive amounts of shit and now the company gets to bury some of it to compensate
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Yes, burying fertilizer traps biomass CO2 and then they can use that as carbon credit equivalent to claim CO² neutrality.
Of course, there’s a reason why fertilizer is an inexpensive source of fixated carbon biomass and this means all fertilizer will increase in price by the amount value of it’s CO2 carbon credit equivalentThen maybe the buried fertilizer will become so valuable that it can be dug out and sold as fertilizer again.
I don’t see any problems with this plan !
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Then maybe the buried fertilizer will become so valuable that it can be dug out and sold as fertilizer again.
Between the methane that generates and easily obtained phosphorous trapped down there, that’s strictly a matter of time, unfortunately.
Jhex@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Then maybe the buried fertilizer will become so valuable that it can be dug out and sold as fertilizer again.
I don’t see any problems with this plan !
except the part the planet may be uninhabitable for humans by then due to the massive CO2 we are spewing to get slop from AI…
other than that, no problem at all
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 1 day ago
Apart from the questionable practice of buying CO2 credits (or whatever the practice is called), pumping shit underground does not seem like the best way to save the ecosphere. It could’ve produced energy and/or useful products in various ways but oh no, that would have been too expensive.
This prevents it from being dumped at a waste disposal site, where it would eventually decompose and release carbon dioxide into the atmosphere.
This is the only reason this practice is deemed carbon-emission-friendly. Color me skeptical.
SupraMario@lemmy.world 1 day ago
My first thought was…how is this a good thing, we get a lot of our water from ground water…and now we’re pumping toxic shit into the ground. The fuck
A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 1 day ago
Devil’s advocate says: 5000 ft is probably below groundwater level. But tbh idk. Hell, they could even use spent oil reservoirs.
6nk06@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Microsoft buys back all the crap they sold us for years.
justsomeguy@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Microsoft burying the steaming pile of poop that is teams will be enough to “offset” all their data centers.
brsrklf@jlai.lu 1 day ago
We truly are in the metaverse.
They found a way to convert physical shit into virtual shit.
ICastFist@programming.dev 9 hours ago
And vice versa!
felixwhynot@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Meanwhile I’m out here pooping for free like a chump!
altphoto@lemmy.today 1 day ago
But that’s fertilizer! WTF?
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
It’s also precious cheap carbon credit, don’t worry it will only increase world wide fertilize costs by the value of the carbon credits but thing of all the methane they can burn to make electricity.
It’s like converting our fertilizer directly into electricity, except its carbon sequestered 5000 feet under ground !
Maybe the fertilizer prices will increase so much it will become worththile to dig that 5000 feet mine and get that fertilizer back in the bio carbon cycle in 30 years when fertilizer costs more than aluminium does today !
rycee@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What about the nutrients in the waste? Why not compost it, capture the methane offgassing, and store that?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 day ago
using human waste as fertilizer isn’t a good idea.
human waste contains everything that a person has consumes. this includes disease causing pathogens and parasites.
if it were to be used as a fertilizer it would need to go through multiple stages of expensive processing and testing to ensure safety. it’s far more cost effective and safer to use food by-product like fish cuttings to create fertilizers.
Saleh@feddit.org 1 day ago
Engineer here. We arent talking about directly tossing it on fields. We are talking about having it be anaerobically fermented at high temperatures for about 30 days, with the biogas captured and used for energy.
the new thing to do then is burn the remains and recover the phosphate from the ashes, where certainly no biological threat remains
rycee@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Treated waste water sludge is very commonly used here in Sweden albeit using anaerobic digestion rather than regular composting. High temperature composting would kill any pathogens so you can absolutely get permission to use a composting waste system in small scales. For larger scale waste treatment it is with anaerobic digestion, as mentioned.
The captured methane is typically used for fuel, e.g., in public transport.
As far as I know the sludge used for fertilizer needs to be certified under something called REVAQ. Some controversy does exist surrounding safe levels of the various harmful substances and perhaps PFAS in particular.
squaresinger@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Not to forget: It contains a ton of medicine as well. If you want to have antibiotics in your salad, use human waste as fertilizers.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
The pathogens are less of a problem. But chemicals from medication and contraceptives, as well as heavy metals, are.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
But what do you do with the methane, can’t story it and if you burn it, you release the CO² which was the point of burying fertilizer while it’s CO² carbon credit value is less than the price of the fertilizer itself.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
MicroShit
jjlinux@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I’ve been calling them that for years 🤣🤣🤣
Hupf@feddit.org 1 day ago
Can’t make this shit up.
uservoid1@lemmy.world 1 day ago
So this is what they plan to do with all the game studios they bought over the years.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 day ago
“To reach the golden temple you and your companions must first pass through the vast Caverns of Corruption.”
middlemanSI@lemmy.world 1 day ago
When the planet burns down, the will be the ones who “did something about it”
frazw@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Idiots!! That stuff ain’t worth shit!
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Damn from that photo it looks like some people have a seriously high fiber diet.
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 1 day ago
Fight shit with shit.
Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 1 day ago
How many turds can you buy for a billion dollars. . ?
tal@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Microsoft has just signed a deal with Vaulted Deep, paying it to remove 4.9 million metric tons of waste over 12 years sourced from manure, sewage, and agricultural byproducts for injection deep underground.
investigatemidwest.org/…/us-push-to-produce-metha…
“It can provide a substantial portion of global energy needs,” Rudi Roeslein , CEO of Roeslein Alternative Energy, told the attendees. His company has built farm-based methane systems around the country that produce enough fuel to displace 6 million gallons of diesel fuel and 80,000 cars. “If we do this on a large scale in the U.S. we could generate $63.6 billion worth of revenue for farmers around the country.”
Roeslein’s company promises on its website to “restore a balance” to farmland “by using the sustainably harvested biomass to create renewable natural gas.”
I know where to find a valuable source of methane in 12 years.
Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 1 day ago
shit
drspod@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
FIFO if you know what i mean 💩
kokesh@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I always said it. Micro$oft is full of shit