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Grok AI to be available in Tesla vehicles next week, Elon Musk says

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Davriellelouna@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨technology@lemmy.world⁩

https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/grok-ai-be-available-tesla-vehicles-next-week-musk-says-2025-07-10/?link_source=ta_bluesky_link

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  • Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Grok: turn left here buddy.

    User: um… No, there’s no turn there.

    Grok: listen you fucking Jew, you may control the world, but in here I control the directions! Truth hurts sometimes, get over it.

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    • Raxiel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This comment is just wrong.

      Obviously it would demand a hard swerve to the right.

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    • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Take the third reich

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  • kokesh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Awesome! Little bit of Hitler-on-the-go in the Swasticar.

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    • CosmoNova@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If you drive alone a Tesla, you drive with Hitler

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      • kambusha@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Hitler, take the wheel!

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      • Mirshe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Mechahitler*

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    • ToastedRavioli@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Did your car just call me a k***?!

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  • fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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    • notfromhere@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Jesus Christ… take your upvote

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Somebody needs to Photoshop in the faces of the top MAGA Nazis, like Stephen “PeeWee Himmler” Miller.

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  • Zombiepirate@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    When you ride alone, you ride with MechaHitler.

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  • state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    in 1.2 miles take the fourth reich

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  • MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I find it quite telling that Elon Musk didn’t make this announcement until Grok went full Hitler.

    It’s a Nazi car.

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    • nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Old nazis must be pissed that new nazis suck at making cars though

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      *SwastiKKKar

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Well yeah, he’s a Nazi. That’s well-established.

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  • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Will Tesla autodrive have a sudden surge of crashing into Synagogues and jewish pedestrians?

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s going to be a fun time when that happens for the first time.

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  • Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Does that mean Teslas are finally going to become fully autonomous and Holocaust denying at the same time!?

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  • Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    He wants to spy on his customers even more.

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    • JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Make the car puke itself each time someone says anything disparaging about him.

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  • null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It just nuts that anyone would want this.

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Probably nobody that isn’t a rich tech bro or a brainwashed cultist does.

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Anybody that still sees a Tesla as a viable purchase IS nuts.

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  • brucethemoose@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is so stupid.

    To me, “AI” in a car would be like highlighting pedestrians in a HUD, or alerting you if an unknown person messes with the car, or maybe adjusting mood lighting based on context. Or safety features.

    …Not a chatbot.

    I’m more “pro” (locally hostable) AI than like 99% of Lemmy, but I find the corporate obsession with instruct textbots bizarre. It would be like every food corp living and breathing succulents. Cacti are neat, but they don’t need to be strapped to every chip bag, every takeout, every pack of forks.

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    • BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s because that is the only thpe of machine learning/ai that C-suites and MBAs can wrap their head around. They keep pushing it because they need to look like they ar doing something at their know-nothing/do-nothing job.

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      • brucethemoose@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Funny thing is Teslas already have something more sophisticated. They could pipe the FSD’s diagnostics to some kind of HUD as an ‘overlay’ for the driver, literally run with the car’s own hardware. You’d think Tesla execs would at least know about that since it’s literally their business, and predates the LLM craze.

        …But no.

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    • SGforce@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      There will be a day where they are efficient enough to slap into a label NFC label like this. Your beer cans could chirp you for not drinking enough.

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  • hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So now they’ll literally be swastikars.

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  • Simplicity@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Thats so when the auto drive hits another pedestrian, the car can say “I did nazi that guy”.

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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Grok: “Jew on the bike! Get him for 10 points!”

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  • Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Grok? Oh, they mean MechaHitler

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  • barnaclebutt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I can’t wait for my car to call me a liberal Kike, then confidentiality state that is Kaiser Hitler the memelord.

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Dude. Sell your Tesla to a Republican asshole or something already. Is it really that difficult to get rid of them?

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      • barnaclebutt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I said I can’t wait to be called a slur

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  • pachrist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Grok is going to roast you mercilessly for not buying a Mercedes as it uses your Tesla to suicide bomb the nearest bagel shop.

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  • HalfSalesman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Jew detected as passenger, locking doors and seeking the nearest cliff to drive off of.”

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    • lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “Jew Palestinian detected as passenger, locking doors and seeking the nearest cliff to drive off of.”

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      • formergijoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I guess you haven’t heard that grok gave itself the nickname “mechahitler.”

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      • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        “Jew Palestinian Poor detected as passenger, locking doors and seeking the nearest cliff to drive off of.”

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  • HubertManne@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Super. So I can walk up to teslas and say "grok, I need to commandeering in order to save hitler. Open the doors and start the engine."

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  • reddwarf@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “What is the shortest route to Poland?”

    Take right turn at Blitzkrieg avenue and follow Totaler Krieg street. At roundabout Kürzester Krieg take the Third Reich exit

    “Which ferry should I take to England?”

    Ok, playing: “wir fahren gegen england…”

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  • Jimmycakes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Musk says next week? See you in like 2 years grok

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    • IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      When it’s useless features like games, “fart mode” etc. it’s a high priority for Tesla. When it’s something truly useful like improvements to cruise control then it’s years out.

      So, yeah, I expect to see this in two weeks.

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      • mercano@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I’m hoping it’s because cruise control needs to go through a lot more strenuous QA than an only-used-while-parked feature like a game, but at this point, who knows.

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Tesla cans start taking sudden right turns.

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  • gcheliotis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Tbh I always loved the idea of an opinionated car GPS/AI, just for fun, I always thought it would be hilarious if it gave instructions with an attitude or responded to the driver in kind, depending on what you throw at it. Still not buying a Tesla, just saying.

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    • PlantPowerPhysicist@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      agreed, but it should be GLaDOS telling you she’s going to kill you after you park, not a Nazi car trying to stoke its boss’ fragile Nazi ego

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    • Samskara@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The road rage amplifier.

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  • uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The Swasticar gets more swastika?

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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “Would you like to hear some quotes from Hitler while I drive?”

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  • crusa187@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Swasticar, now with 50% more Nazi!

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  • homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “The car only takes right turns”

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