Awesome! Little bit of Hitler-on-the-go in the Swasticar.
Grok AI to be available in Tesla vehicles next week, Elon Musk says
Submitted 2 days ago by Davriellelouna@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.world
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kokesh@lemmy.world 2 days ago
CosmoNova@lemmy.world 2 days ago
If you drive
alonea Tesla, you drive with Hitlerkambusha@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Hitler, take the wheel!
Mirshe@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Mechahitler*
ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 2 days ago
Did your car just call me a k***?!
fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world 2 days ago
notfromhere@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
Jesus Christ… take your upvote
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 days ago
Somebody needs to Photoshop in the faces of the top MAGA Nazis, like Stephen “PeeWee Himmler” Miller.
Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 2 days ago
When you ride alone, you ride with MechaHitler.
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
expatriado@lemmy.world 2 days ago
in 1.2 miles take the fourth reich
MushuChupacabra@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I find it quite telling that Elon Musk didn’t make this announcement until Grok went full Hitler.
It’s a Nazi car.
nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Old nazis must be pissed that new nazis suck at making cars though
db2@lemmy.world 2 days ago
*SwastiKKKar
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 days ago
Well yeah, he’s a Nazi. That’s well-established.
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Will Tesla autodrive have a sudden surge of crashing into Synagogues and jewish pedestrians?
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 days ago
It’s going to be a fun time when that happens for the first time.
Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Does that mean Teslas are finally going to become fully autonomous and Holocaust denying at the same time!?
Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 2 days ago
He wants to spy on his customers even more.
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Make the car puke itself each time someone says anything disparaging about him.
null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
It just nuts that anyone would want this.
db2@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Probably nobody that isn’t a rich tech bro or a brainwashed cultist does.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 days ago
Anybody that still sees a Tesla as a viable purchase IS nuts.
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 2 days ago
This is so stupid.
To me, “AI” in a car would be like highlighting pedestrians in a HUD, or alerting you if an unknown person messes with the car, or maybe adjusting mood lighting based on context. Or safety features.
…Not a chatbot.
I’m more “pro” (locally hostable) AI than like 99% of Lemmy, but I find the corporate obsession with instruct textbots bizarre. It would be like every food corp living and breathing succulents. Cacti are neat, but they don’t need to be strapped to every chip bag, every takeout, every pack of forks.
BakerBagel@midwest.social 2 days ago
It’s because that is the only thpe of machine learning/ai that C-suites and MBAs can wrap their head around. They keep pushing it because they need to look like they ar doing something at their know-nothing/do-nothing job.
brucethemoose@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Funny thing is Teslas already have something more sophisticated. They could pipe the FSD’s diagnostics to some kind of HUD as an ‘overlay’ for the driver, literally run with the car’s own hardware. You’d think Tesla execs would at least know about that since it’s literally their business, and predates the LLM craze.
…But no.
SGforce@lemmy.ca 2 days ago
hperrin@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
So now they’ll literally be swastikars.
Simplicity@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Thats so when the auto drive hits another pedestrian, the car can say “I did nazi that guy”.
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Grok: “Jew on the bike! Get him for 10 points!”
Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
Grok? Oh, they mean MechaHitler
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I can’t wait for my car to call me a liberal Kike, then confidentiality state that is Kaiser Hitler the memelord.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Dude. Sell your Tesla to a Republican asshole or something already. Is it really that difficult to get rid of them?
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I said I can’t wait to be called a slur
pachrist@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Grok is going to roast you mercilessly for not buying a Mercedes as it uses your Tesla to suicide bomb the nearest bagel shop.
HalfSalesman@lemmy.world 2 days ago
“Jew detected as passenger, locking doors and seeking the nearest cliff to drive off of.”
lka1988@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
“
JewPalestinian detected as passenger, locking doors and seeking the nearest cliff to drive off of.”formergijoe@lemmy.world 2 days ago
db2@lemmy.world 2 days ago
“
JewPalestinianPoor detected as passenger, locking doors and seeking the nearest cliff to drive off of.”
HubertManne@piefed.social 2 days ago
Super. So I can walk up to teslas and say "grok, I need to commandeering in order to save hitler. Open the doors and start the engine."
reddwarf@feddit.nl 2 days ago
“What is the shortest route to Poland?”
Take right turn at Blitzkrieg avenue and follow Totaler Krieg street. At roundabout Kürzester Krieg take the Third Reich exit
“Which ferry should I take to England?”
Ok, playing: “wir fahren gegen england…”
Jimmycakes@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Musk says next week? See you in like 2 years grok
IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 2 days ago
When it’s useless features like games, “fart mode” etc. it’s a high priority for Tesla. When it’s something truly useful like improvements to cruise control then it’s years out.
So, yeah, I expect to see this in two weeks.
mercano@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I’m hoping it’s because cruise control needs to go through a lot more strenuous QA than an only-used-while-parked feature like a game, but at this point, who knows.
TheBat@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Tesla cans start taking sudden right turns.
gcheliotis@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Tbh I always loved the idea of an opinionated car GPS/AI, just for fun, I always thought it would be hilarious if it gave instructions with an attitude or responded to the driver in kind, depending on what you throw at it. Still not buying a Tesla, just saying.
PlantPowerPhysicist@discuss.tchncs.de 2 days ago
agreed, but it should be GLaDOS telling you she’s going to kill you after you park, not a Nazi car trying to stoke its boss’ fragile Nazi ego
Samskara@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
The road rage amplifier.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
The Swasticar gets more swastika?
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 2 days ago
“Would you like to hear some quotes from Hitler while I drive?”
crusa187@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
Swasticar, now with 50% more Nazi!
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Ceruleum@lemmy.world 2 days ago
“The car only takes right turns”
Asafum@feddit.nl 2 days ago
Grok: turn left here buddy.
User: um… No, there’s no turn there.
Grok: listen you fucking Jew, you may control the world, but in here I control the directions! Truth hurts sometimes, get over it.
Raxiel@lemmy.world 2 days ago
This comment is just wrong.
Obviously it would demand a hard swerve to the right.
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Take the third reich