Not to mention the cumulative years I’ve spent traveling the roads without a single iceberg in sight but somehow the Titanic finds one within a week of leaving port (and at night, no less)? Color me skeptical.
There are major holes in this theory
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betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
LordWiggle@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
I’ve been in the navy for 15 years. I’ve never seen an iceberg floating anywhere.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
This is a genuinely good point, what are the chances of hitting an Iceberg on a trip from England to America? It has to be astronomically High, right?
hedge_lord@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
The titanic WAS the iceberg! I feel like I’m going insane why can’t anyone remember this?? It was made of pykrete as part of Project Habakkuk and repurposed as an ocean liner because they thought it would be cheaper than building ships out of metal. And there weren’t any lifeboats, ice floats and the survivors could and did just cling to the wreckage. We didn’t (and still don’t) know what sunk it! It’s a whole mystery and apparently now we’re just pretending it’s solved??
!joke disclosure this is a joke!<
bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Pykrete was invented by the cousin of the science TV presenter whose voice can be heard on Thomas Dolby’s “She Blinded Me With Science”.
stupidcasey@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
This is a common misconception, the Ice berg actually hit the Titanic, but the Ice berg drove away before they got there License plate.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Ugh, the iceberg was probably uninsured.
cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
How do all these so-called men of science suppose something can “sink” on a flat surface to begin with? That should’ve been your first clue dumbasses. You’re being lied to.
IAmTheKernelError@piefed.social 11 hours ago
W A K E U P S H E E P L E
apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Got em.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
“We’ve completely combed the wreckage and there is no sign of a nude drawing of Kate Winslet.”
Forester@pawb.social 16 hours ago
You fools! It’s still embedded in the ice. It just appears invisible because it’s underwater.
Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Ice can’t break steel beams!
klu9@piefed.social 14 hours ago
So you're saying the Titanic took down the Twin Towers?
ZOMG The Titanic took down the Twin Towers!!!
IAmTheKernelError@piefed.social 11 hours ago
I'm not saying it was or it wasn't but I am saying that titanic was a false flag look into it.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 hours ago
j4k3@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 15 hours ago
The iceberg is _obviously _ under the Titanic.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 15 hours ago
That was the secret of the Nazi war machine … they had German u-boats in the Atlantic … and manned icebergs! ready to do damage to unsuspecting ships
Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 hours ago
I never noticed how much the wreckage of the titanic looks like a small shuttle from Star Trek.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
they melted it with global warming, duh!
loomy@lemy.lol 16 hours ago
nice eye bro
stoy@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
One thing that always struck me as weird is that when the wreck of the Titanic was found, the swimming pool was still full.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 13 hours ago
Tragic story, the maintenance crew died so no one was there to drain it
darthelmet@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Ok this one got me laughing. Congrats.
stoy@lemmy.zip 15 hours ago
You are quite welcome, I stole it from WTYP pod