I rather want a spring penis.
In heat
Submitted 2 days ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Oh, so it’s not just me that grows an extra one during the summer?
Good, I’m happy it’s getting normalised.
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
If your penis disappears during the winter maybe seek medical attention
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 days ago
My penis disappears into your mum all year round
essell@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Does their mum notice this happening?
dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
Or eat less
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
George Costanza redeemed.
proper@lemmy.world 2 days ago
the summer of penis?
“she said I failed the vibe check” “what’s a vibe check?” “I don’t know but I failed so it’s gotta be something bad. you know what this is. it’s GLOBAL WARMING, JERRY!” “oh he we go with the global warming.”
Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world 1 day ago
summer penis
isn’t that a song from Grease
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s drifting away
RBWells@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I had a Scottish boyfriend, he visited me in Florida in the summer and I remember him saying "mind you, the heat does make ya horny, don’t it?’ (about himself) so I guess I buy it.
huppakee@feddit.nl 2 days ago
“It’d be like if a woman’s boobs suddenly got huge from May to August,” she added.
“Stick a guy in an ice cold lake in the middle of summer and his penis will shrink to winter size,” he said.
cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Lumisal@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’d be like if a woman’s boobs suddenly got huge from May to August," she added.
I mean, do they get bigger? Has this been studied? Women’s research is usually lacking compared to men’s.
Madison420@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s got studies about size, you’d have a point if it were about like breast cancer or something but if it’s like “is climate change making tits bigger and your dick look bigger?” Ain’t no way they wouldn’t fund that.
y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Come to Florida and you can be surrounded by huge dicks year round!
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Don’t you mean small ones?
pupbiru@aussie.zone 21 hours ago
Huge dicks with tiny dicks
RadioFreeArabia@lemmy.cafe 2 days ago
So that’s why regions near the equator tend to be more populous.
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 2 days ago
Is this the male equivalent of the fat watery feed I get in summer? Can’t wear some of my shoes when we’ve got a heatwave outside because they don’t fit anymore.
Wolf314159@startrek.website 1 day ago
Have you checked your blood pressure lately? Salt intake? Hydrating okay? Hormones? Allergies?
Could be an early warning sign of something more serious.
A little swelling and water retention especially on hot days is normal. But, if your shoes stop fitting due to a little water retention, they probably didn’t fit very well to begin with. It’s easier than you’d think to get used to shoes that are too small. Your feet adapt, but suffer.
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 22 hours ago
I’m 35 and have this issue for > 10 years now. I appreciate your worries, and yes, there’s a lot of stuff not okay but this problem is pretty common at least among those women I talked about it.
But yes, there’s also a lot not okay with my body :D
ftbd@feddit.org 2 days ago
Is that something that only happens to women?
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 2 days ago
I don’t know if it’s woman only, but they are definitely more likely since hormones are a relevant factor. Your veins are another factor, in German we call this “schwere Beine” (“heavy legs” since they feel kinda tired and tingly). Water accumulates in your leg and feed and this can make them look swollen, feel tired and prevents me in the afternoon from putting on the same shoes I was effortlessly wearing in the early morning.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 day ago
happens to me.
I would wear flip flops all year round if I could
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 days ago
pupbiru@aussie.zone 21 hours ago
… that URL slug is quite a thing
Handmaid@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Oh no.
crumbguzzler5000@feddit.org 2 days ago
The heatwave is dicking them down?
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Can confirm. It does wonders to my self confidence!
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
It’s just limp dick size that changes but summer penis and cold shrinkage can definitely happen to a man.
Of course if you live far from the equator, you might also get summer horny to combat the winter SAD. I think this one is gender neutral, but might be helpful to have a lady chime in on this one.
Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
Am a woman, have no clue what this is on about. My dick hasn’t been affected by summer
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 days ago
Winter SAD is caused primarily by the winter time change suddenly stealing the only hour of unallocated daylight we had for ourselves, and refusing to give it back for three months.
Lock the clocks on spring/summer/fall time; give Little Johnny a PT belt for his morning walk, and stop fucking over the entire planet with this time change nonsense.
My tiny dick thanks you for your consideration.
Overspark@feddit.nl 2 days ago
While DST is indeed nonsense and we should abolish it ASAP, please go back to your actual timezone and not something that is the very modification we shouldn’t have, i.e. summer time.
Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 2 days ago
claps
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 days ago
That’s why I never leave the house without a raging boner. I found some pills at a truck stop gas station, I pop a few every time I need to go shopping or whatever. It frightens the children but the old ladies at the bingo parlor seem to dig it.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
Well naturally, that’s what they teach you in manhood 101. Did you skip the class?