I rather want a spring penis.
In heat
Submitted 2 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
If your penis disappears during the winter maybe seek medical attention
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My penis disappears into your mum all year round
essell@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Does their mum notice this happening?
dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Or eat less
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
George Costanza redeemed.
proper@lemmy.world 2 months ago
the summer of penis?
“she said I failed the vibe check” “what’s a vibe check?” “I don’t know but I failed so it’s gotta be something bad. you know what this is. it’s GLOBAL WARMING, JERRY!” “oh he we go with the global warming.”
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Oh, so it’s not just me that grows an extra one during the summer?
Good, I’m happy it’s getting normalised.
RBWells@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I had a Scottish boyfriend, he visited me in Florida in the summer and I remember him saying "mind you, the heat does make ya horny, don’t it?’ (about himself) so I guess I buy it.
huppakee@feddit.nl 2 months ago
“It’d be like if a woman’s boobs suddenly got huge from May to August,” she added.
“Stick a guy in an ice cold lake in the middle of summer and his penis will shrink to winter size,” he said.
cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Lumisal@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’d be like if a woman’s boobs suddenly got huge from May to August," she added.
I mean, do they get bigger? Has this been studied? Women’s research is usually lacking compared to men’s.
Madison420@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s got studies about size, you’d have a point if it were about like breast cancer or something but if it’s like “is climate change making tits bigger and your dick look bigger?” Ain’t no way they wouldn’t fund that.
Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world 2 months ago
summer penis
isn’t that a song from Grease
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s drifting away
y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Come to Florida and you can be surrounded by huge dicks year round!
FuckFascism@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Don’t you mean small ones?
pupbiru@aussie.zone 2 months ago
Huge dicks with tiny dicks
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 2 months ago
Is this the male equivalent of the fat watery feed I get in summer? Can’t wear some of my shoes when we’ve got a heatwave outside because they don’t fit anymore.
ftbd@feddit.org 2 months ago
Is that something that only happens to women?
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 2 months ago
I don’t know if it’s woman only, but they are definitely more likely since hormones are a relevant factor. Your veins are another factor, in German we call this “schwere Beine” (“heavy legs” since they feel kinda tired and tingly). Water accumulates in your leg and feed and this can make them look swollen, feel tired and prevents me in the afternoon from putting on the same shoes I was effortlessly wearing in the early morning.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
happens to me.
I would wear flip flops all year round if I could
Wolf314159@startrek.website 2 months ago
Have you checked your blood pressure lately? Salt intake? Hydrating okay? Hormones? Allergies?
Could be an early warning sign of something more serious.
A little swelling and water retention especially on hot days is normal. But, if your shoes stop fitting due to a little water retention, they probably didn’t fit very well to begin with. It’s easier than you’d think to get used to shoes that are too small. Your feet adapt, but suffer.
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 2 months ago
I’m 35 and have this issue for > 10 years now. I appreciate your worries, and yes, there’s a lot of stuff not okay but this problem is pretty common at least among those women I talked about it.
But yes, there’s also a lot not okay with my body :D
UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 2 months ago
pupbiru@aussie.zone 2 months ago
… that URL slug is quite a thing
RadioFreeArabia@lemmy.cafe 2 months ago
So that’s why regions near the equator tend to be more populous.
crumbguzzler5000@feddit.org 2 months ago
The heatwave is dicking them down?
Handmaid@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Oh no.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Can confirm. It does wonders to my self confidence!
Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
It’s just limp dick size that changes but summer penis and cold shrinkage can definitely happen to a man.
Of course if you live far from the equator, you might also get summer horny to combat the winter SAD. I think this one is gender neutral, but might be helpful to have a lady chime in on this one.
Lyra_Lycan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Am a woman, have no clue what this is on about. My dick hasn’t been affected by summer
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Winter SAD is caused primarily by the winter time change suddenly stealing the only hour of unallocated daylight we had for ourselves, and refusing to give it back for three months.
Lock the clocks on spring/summer/fall time; give Little Johnny a PT belt for his morning walk, and stop fucking over the entire planet with this time change nonsense.
My tiny dick thanks you for your consideration.
Overspark@feddit.nl 2 months ago
While DST is indeed nonsense and we should abolish it ASAP, please go back to your actual timezone and not something that is the very modification we shouldn’t have, i.e. summer time.
Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world 2 months ago
claps
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s why I never leave the house without a raging boner. I found some pills at a truck stop gas station, I pop a few every time I need to go shopping or whatever. It frightens the children but the old ladies at the bingo parlor seem to dig it.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Well naturally, that’s what they teach you in manhood 101. Did you skip the class?