People post this kind of stuff in the reviews for every kinky item on Amazon, I’ve never understood the compulsion to share your fic in that medium but I guess some folks gotta write when the inspiration hits 'em…
Good boy
Submitted 10 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Warl0k3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What a terrible day to be literate
roserose56@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
8 year is more than enough, he can cut the cage any time lol.
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 10 months ago
wonder how long will it take for sweat to corrode it
Valmond@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Or pick the lock. Super easy.
UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
He probably like:
- New Fetish Unlocked
- New Trauma Unlocked
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s the same picture.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
“My body is a MACHINE that turns TRAUMA into SEXUAL FETISHES!”
someguy3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
10 years ago, we need an update on how fucked up he is.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 10 months ago
Did he go to seminary school?
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
He works for the Trump administration now.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 10 months ago
He’s that 22 year old counter-terrorism czar.
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s one way to learn lock picking I guess
BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 10 months ago
“This is the lock picking lawyer, and today we’re going to Free Willie!”
rockerface@lemm.ee 10 months ago
It is imperative that the cylinder not be damaged
not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 10 months ago
…and what i have for you today, is…
tauonite@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Jerb322@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Let’s do that again to make sure that it wasn’t a fluke…”
DemandtheOxfordComma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Ewwwwwwwewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
MNByChoice@midwest.social 10 months ago
Date 2015. I hope you are free now. (Also fake)
20cello@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Lmao,you had me in the first 90%
mEEGal@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My brain is fried ?
How sarcastic is this ?
And009@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
On a scale of 0-11, yes.
entwine413@lemm.ee 10 months ago
It’s a joke review
scoobford@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Probably? While it’s weird and gross enough to current sensibilities to be sarcasm, these devices were absolutely used to prevent masturbation for several decades in the US so…who the fuck knows…?
HK65@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
these devices were absolutely used to prevent masturbation for several decades in the U
…what? I thought it’s a fetish thing exclusively.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I am not sure this is sarcastic. I would not be surprised if this was a real product, used to abuse a child in the US. Americans are that kind of crazy.
roserose56@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Kind of Karen actually.
ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The product is real, is a chastity lock and is a sex stuff, usually by dommes on her submissive partners.
And about the veracity of the review, I don’t know, I hope it is fake, but I remember reading many years ago a case were a woman was charged with child abuse for putting anal plugs on her son “to avoid the devil entering not the child’s body through the anus”.
BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I mean it’s a real product… But usually it’s a different kind of mommy. Or daddy, I don’t judge. I mean unless you’re the actual parent, in which case I judge harshly.
Stamets@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Townlately@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Health and beauty
jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
Jesus (pun intended), urinating has to be a mess with this. Wth. Is this real? It feels like that should count as torture or something.
noride@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Bet it barely even slows him down.
passepartout@feddit.org 10 months ago
Might as well give him a fetish over time.
Stamets@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Exactly! And what a great fetish to have!
RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wow.
misunderstooddemon@reddthat.com 10 months ago
Do you want a sissy femboy bottom, because that’s how you get one.
AA5B@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Wait til you read that second-last sentence about taking it off at seminary