People post this kind of stuff in the reviews for every kinky item on Amazon, I’ve never understood the compulsion to share your fic in that medium but I guess some folks gotta write when the inspiration hits 'em…
Good boy
Submitted 9 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/60647812-2dff-4d7c-8a27-7d6931d993d5.jpeg
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Warl0k3@lemmy.world 9 months ago
daggermoon@lemmy.world 9 months ago
What a terrible day to be literate
roserose56@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
8 year is more than enough, he can cut the cage any time lol.
Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 9 months ago
wonder how long will it take for sweat to corrode it
Valmond@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Or pick the lock. Super easy.
UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
He probably like:
- New Fetish Unlocked
- New Trauma Unlocked
EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world 9 months ago
It’s the same picture.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 months ago
“My body is a MACHINE that turns TRAUMA into SEXUAL FETISHES!”
someguy3@lemmy.world 9 months ago
10 years ago, we need an update on how fucked up he is.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 9 months ago
Did he go to seminary school?
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 9 months ago
He works for the Trump administration now.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 9 months ago
He’s that 22 year old counter-terrorism czar.
UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 9 months ago
That’s one way to learn lock picking I guess
BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 9 months ago
“This is the lock picking lawyer, and today we’re going to Free Willie!”
rockerface@lemm.ee 9 months ago
It is imperative that the cylinder not be damaged
not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 9 months ago
…and what i have for you today, is…
tauonite@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Jerb322@lemmy.world 9 months ago
“Let’s do that again to make sure that it wasn’t a fluke…”
DemandtheOxfordComma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Ewwwwwwwewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
MNByChoice@midwest.social 9 months ago
Date 2015. I hope you are free now. (Also fake)
20cello@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Lmao,you had me in the first 90%
mEEGal@lemmy.world 9 months ago
My brain is fried ?
How sarcastic is this ?
And009@lemmynsfw.com 9 months ago
On a scale of 0-11, yes.
entwine413@lemm.ee 9 months ago
It’s a joke review
scoobford@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
Probably? While it’s weird and gross enough to current sensibilities to be sarcasm, these devices were absolutely used to prevent masturbation for several decades in the US so…who the fuck knows…?
HK65@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
these devices were absolutely used to prevent masturbation for several decades in the U
…what? I thought it’s a fetish thing exclusively.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I am not sure this is sarcastic. I would not be surprised if this was a real product, used to abuse a child in the US. Americans are that kind of crazy.
roserose56@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Kind of Karen actually.
ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The product is real, is a chastity lock and is a sex stuff, usually by dommes on her submissive partners.
And about the veracity of the review, I don’t know, I hope it is fake, but I remember reading many years ago a case were a woman was charged with child abuse for putting anal plugs on her son “to avoid the devil entering not the child’s body through the anus”.
BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I mean it’s a real product… But usually it’s a different kind of mommy. Or daddy, I don’t judge. I mean unless you’re the actual parent, in which case I judge harshly.
Stamets@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Townlately@feddit.nl 9 months ago
Health and beauty
jlow@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
Jesus (pun intended), urinating has to be a mess with this. Wth. Is this real? It feels like that should count as torture or something.
noride@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Bet it barely even slows him down.
passepartout@feddit.org 9 months ago
Might as well give him a fetish over time.
Stamets@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Exactly! And what a great fetish to have!
RubberElectrons@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Wow.
misunderstooddemon@reddthat.com 9 months ago
Do you want a sissy femboy bottom, because that’s how you get one.
AA5B@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Wait til you read that second-last sentence about taking it off at seminary