Good boy

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• misunderstooddemon@reddthat.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Do you want a sissy femboy bottom, because that’s how you get one.

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  • AA5B@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wait til you read that second-last sentence about taking it off at seminary

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• Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  People post this kind of stuff in the reviews for every kinky item on Amazon, I’ve never understood the compulsion to share your fic in that medium but I guess some folks gotta write when the inspiration hits 'em…

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• UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s one way to learn lock picking I guess

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “This is the lock picking lawyer, and today we’re going to Free Willie!”

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  • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It is imperative that the cylinder not be damaged

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  • not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    …and what i have for you today, is…

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    • Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      “Let’s do that again to make sure that it wasn’t a fluke…”

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    • tauonite@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      For real

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• UnculturedSwine@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  He probably like:

  • New Fetish Unlocked
  • New Trauma Unlocked

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  • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s the same picture.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      “My body is a MACHINE that turns TRAUMA into SEXUAL FETISHES!”

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• mEEGal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My brain is fried ?

  How sarcastic is this ?

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  • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I am not sure this is sarcastic. I would not be surprised if this was a real product, used to abuse a child in the US. Americans are that kind of crazy.

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    • BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I mean it’s a real product… But usually it’s a different kind of mommy. Or daddy, I don’t judge. I mean unless you’re the actual parent, in which case I judge harshly.

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    • ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The product is real, is a chastity lock and is a sex stuff, usually by dommes on her submissive partners.

      And about the veracity of the review, I don’t know, I hope it is fake, but I remember reading many years ago a case were a woman was charged with child abuse for putting anal plugs on her son “to avoid the devil entering not the child’s body through the anus”.

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    • roserose56@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Kind of Karen actually.

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  • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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    • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Where is this from

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  • scoobford@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Probably? While it’s weird and gross enough to current sensibilities to be sarcasm, these devices were absolutely used to prevent masturbation for several decades in the US so…who the fuck knows…?

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    • HK65@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      these devices were absolutely used to prevent masturbation for several decades in the U

      …what? I thought it’s a fetish thing exclusively.

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  • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    On a scale of 0-11, yes.

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  • entwine413@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s a joke review

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  10 years ago, we need an update on how fucked up he is.

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He works for the Trump administration now.

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He’s that 22 year old counter-terrorism czar.

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    • Hotzilla@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yeah, he is one of the doge kids

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Did he go to seminary school?

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What a terrible day to be literate

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• noride@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Bet it barely even slows him down.

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  • passepartout@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Might as well give him a fetish over time.

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    • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Exactly! And what a great fetish to have!

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• Townlately@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Health and beauty

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• MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Date 2015. I hope you are free now. (Also fake)

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• 20cello@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Lmao,you had me in the first 90%

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• roserose56@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  8 year is more than enough, he can cut the cage any time lol.

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  • Valmond@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Or pick the lock. Super easy.

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  • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    wonder how long will it take for sweat to corrode it

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• RubberElectrons@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Wow.

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• DemandtheOxfordComma@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ewwwwwwwewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

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• jlow@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Jesus (pun intended), urinating has to be a mess with this. Wth. Is this real? It feels like that should count as torture or something.

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