Theres no reason to put most produce in bags. I don’t know why people are obsessed with plastic. People even put bananas in bags… Theyre already bagged!
I'm still not sure how to do this actually oh wait maybe... nope.
Submitted 19 hours ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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PangurBan@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
fireweed@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Sprocketfree@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
I just don’t put them in bags until checkout… Not sure if the cashier hates me or not.
supernicepojo@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Dont lick your finger, the veggies get sprayed with water. Wet your finger with the clean water and the bag will open for you. Just like everything else in this life: Its better when its wetter.
mean_bean279@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
You can also just breath onto the bag too. Just enough to get the condensation to lightly form and it does the same thing. Although I also just grab a drop of water that’s on the produce container where it sprays sometimes.
SabinStargem@lemmy.today 10 hours ago
The struggle is real.
…the easiest way to open these IME, is to lightly lick your thumb and the neighboring finger. This makes the respective sides of the bag stick to them for easier opening.
blarghly@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
This is the correct answer. The sides of the bag are held together by a static charge. Wetting your fingers allows you to dissipate the charge, so the sides come apart.
wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
The produce is all wet. Just touch the thing youre going to buy to get your fingers wet - not lick it you foul fuck
SabinStargem@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
You are a jerk.
Also, I don’t touch produce. When I deal with these plastic bags, I am using them to line my thermal bag, to carry home my hot meal of fried or glazed chicken. This is because the carrying pouch the store puts the chicken into has air holes - which means that my thermal bag would get dirty.
potoo22@programming.dev 8 hours ago
When masks were mandatory, I couldn’t do this and tried for over a minute to open the damn bag.
I found that if I start with the cold vegetable, I could use their moisture to wet my fingers.
trum_pam_pam@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Finger licking good
krawutzikaputzi@lemm.ee 8 hours ago
I just red that as in lick your neighbors finger and thought yeah that sounds about right ;-)
ryan213@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
That’s easy. Just flip it, then flip it over again, just like a USB plug.
graycube@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I put the bag between my palms and rub back and forth a bunch of times. It works as long as you have both hands free (and you have two hands).
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
graycube@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Exactly.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
I usually wet the tip and rub it over and over until it comes.
Usually get some looks at the store but it works 100% of the time.
Nastybutler@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
ಠ_ಠ
kayzeekayzee@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
what if I have three hands?
graycube@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Even better. You can hold your fruit in the third hand while rubbing the bag with your other two.
theedqueen@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I have zero issue opening these bags but for some reason my mom and siblings really struggle.
Madison420@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Woah look at hr.reasonablymoisthands over here!
Happyblonde@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
I’m embarrassed to admit that I spent almost 10 mins trying to open one and finally gave up and just put my veggies right into the basket 😂
idunnololz@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Most of the produce bags here have handles. I found that the meeting place where the “handle” meets the “bag” to be the easiest spot to separate. I just rub the bag between my fingers in that area and usually it only takes a single rub for it to separate.
axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 8 hours ago
Same with trying to peel double-sided tape
acidbattery@sopuli.xyz 17 hours ago
Hold the middle of the side that is supposed to open between your pointer finger and thumb and slide them in opposite directions. It almost always works for me :D
brap@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
You guys put all the fresh stuff in plastic bags? Why not just straight into the shopping bag?
WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 16 hours ago
Yeah, I keep wondering when I last used a plastic bag. These days it’s either prepackaged, directly in the shopping bag or a paper bag.
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 15 hours ago
Because it costs by the pound and you want to make it easy to weigh all vegetables together
IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Bring your own reusable bag.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
I was at my local walmart today…
iRobot@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Just stretch the bag carefully a bit on opening. Works every time! Simple.
RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 hours ago
I aggressively rub the side that’s meant to open between my fingers and typically that opens it a bit, and from there you just try to separate that while doing the bag open wave.
dbtng@eviltoast.org 17 hours ago
I would like to see more comments that start with the words “I aggressively rub”.
RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 hours ago
Be the change you want to see in the world
Lembot_0003@lemmy.zip 19 hours ago
Lick a finger a little and it’ll open effortlessly.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
But I’ve used that to scratch between my cheeks…
dbtng@eviltoast.org 17 hours ago
If ya clean the trench proper, ya aint gotta dig in the mud later.
Nastybutler@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Ew, no thanks. Better to exhale on your fingers the same way as when you want to fog up a pair of glasses. Then you’re not putting the same fingers in your mouth that we’re just on whatever surfaces you touched since you last washed your hands.
That or, if they spray the produce with a mist of water, touch the moist produce then open the bag
Lembot_0003@lemmy.zip 7 hours ago
Look around: dirt and bacteria are all around! Booooo(or whatever bacteria say)!
Facepalm.
P.S. I don’t want to insult you, but you might want to check your head – I forget how this illness is called, but there exists a condition when a victim becomes unreasonably obsessed with cleanliness and is panically afraid of anything non-sterile. I suppose there are many stages in between too, so it isn’t like you either just don’t care or are mad as a hatter.
tias@discuss.tchncs.de 15 hours ago
The plastic bag is folded on the sides. I have much more success if I start by pulling there, than attacking the opening directly. Hard to explain but you’ll figure it out.
spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 hours ago
I just find the non sealed end and make the pspspspsp (car call) finger motion and it opens up well enough when I have to use the bags
AquaTofana@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I love that you described it as the “cat call finger motion”. I knew what you meant immediately
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 16 hours ago
Gently blowing on the opening sometimes works
hopesdead@startrek.website 18 hours ago
Hey, I am a janitor that struggles to open trash bags if I’m not wearing clean gloves. They refuse to open with bare hands or if my gloves are greasy.
mazzilius_marsti@lemmy.world 50 minutes ago
just remember which side is the opening, or you’ll accidentally tear the wrong side