Stay in your grave, IDE!
Happy PrIDE Month
Submitted 2 months ago by Gork@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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pastermil@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
vivendi@programming.dev 2 months ago
NO.
SATA(N) IS BANISHED FROM THIS HOUSE
atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
IIRC Apple drives, like those in the Mac Studio, use a version of NVMe that doesn’t have the controller onboard which is why they were so hard to reverse engineer.
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 2 months ago
depends on which marketer you ask
Nukul4r@feddit.org 2 months ago
The cables were awful yet intriguing
ccunning@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I was a master at origami-ing the shit out of them to route them while avoiding blocking airflow…
ptu@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Like punching in SCART but more elegant
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
IDE was fine.
Molex, however, can go fuck itself to eternity.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
…and yet IDE is phased out and Molex lives on to torment us.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I swear the manufacturing tolerances for molex were “fuck it, looks about right” based on some connectors I had to use.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I sure don’t miss having to move the stupid jumpers for master/slave drives and then losing one of the bastards and having to try and jam a paperclip alongside the pins with some scotch tape to insulate it. Cable select was always a lie.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Don’t forget SCSI termination. There was always some extra piece of junk you needed to make it all work. No wonder we all have “the box” in the basement/attic with all the extra cables squirreled away.
Now you take a tiny board a little bigger than a stick of gum, and press it onto the motherboard. Smaller footprint than a DIMM, mind-blowing amounts of solid-state storage. Drives? Naw, we just have chips where the "1"s stick around after you turn it off.
applemao@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wow, I had forgotten doing this. Amazing. I remmeber seeing m.2 drives probably 5 years after theg came out and going wtf is this thing. I’ll be dead soon jim
LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I excitedly told my girlfriend who’s big into PC overclocking that my SSD does 500mb/s. Hers is one of these newfangled M.2. NVMe drives does 5000mb/s. She also asked me if a mechanical hard drive does around 500mb/s too… I’m like 25 and right there with ya.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 months ago
So this is the gay agenda
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I thought they were all SATA-nists, but NVMe.
EvilCartyen@feddit.dk 2 months ago
I am impressed by this
0ops@lemm.ee 2 months ago
They’ve been planning it all along
umbraroze@piefed.social 2 months ago
You kids have "serial" ATA? Ohhhh, watch this. Imma shoot these bits down this set of wires. Simultaneously.
lena@gregtech.eu 2 months ago
andros_rex@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I want to get ridden by MC Ride
yagurlreese@lemmy.world 2 months ago
hmm I was thinking more like visual studio lmaooo
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I think it’s about the Integrated Drive Electronics interface standard created by Western Digital, not some nerd shit.
omgboom@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I was there Gandalf, 3000 years ago
LeTak@lemm.ee 2 months ago
IDE Master Slave Month
No….
Wait …!!! It wasn’t meant like that!!!
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nice jumper. ;)
FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 2 months ago
What’s that suposed to be? Seems like I have another meaning for “IDE”
mercano@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The IDE standard was used to connect hard drives and optical drives in from the late 80’s to the mid 00’s. Also known as ATA, it was renamed Parallel ATA when its successor, Serial ATA (SATA) came onto the scene.
queermunist@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
You might be thinking of “IED”
Very different!
Grimy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“Integrated development environment” was thhe first thing I thought of personally.
mercano@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Could also be thinking of Integrated Development Environment, the program software developers spend most of their days using. (Combining a text editor, file manager, compiler, and debugger.)
wander1236@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 2 months ago
I’m too young for this 👀
Watch out, gen Z is here!
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 months ago
Guess the BDSM folks with their Master/Slave relationships are included in Pride.
FMT99@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Still have a big bag of 40pin IDE cables in my closet. Probably time to say goodbye one of these days.
the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Thats a terrible idea you might need those for some reason in the future and the only way to assure you don’t is by keeping them forever and making the your next of kins problem.
aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Big ol’ ribbon cables are useful for not-ide things
percent@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Heh, remember bent pins?
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I love the PATA PATA of
little feetold drives.chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Those socks will get pretty SCSI.
caboose2006@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I’m loving these parodies
kibiz0r@midwest.social 2 months ago
Beware the Integrated Drive Electronics of
MarchJuneKolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Where were these drives in March?
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is your yearly reminder to check your jumper settings.
realitista@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I’m all for tolerance, but I’m more of a SCSI man myself.
pootzapie@lemy.lol 2 months ago
🔥🔥
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Pridemonth also has the word ride and month.
Ide
Ride
Deamon. Month.Hmmm
bier@feddit.nl 2 months ago
Don’t forget emo
aesthelete@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Needs more integrated development environments underneath as well.
steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I thought you were referencing integrated development environments and got confused
Fabian@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
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Baguette@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Vs code > vs studio
yum@lemmy.eco.br 2 months ago
What does the S in VS Studio stand for?