I always hope for a horsey

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• Noite_Etion@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

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  • SARGE@startrek.website ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • dalekcaan@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Remember, Kif, in the game of chess, you can never let the opponent see your pieces.

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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    there’s nothing wrong with that metaphor, Kif is just a snob

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• CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I swear every time I play that game, half my army ends up being pawns, the weakest piece.

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  • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    not of you really them to the other side,il There’s a drag show and they become queens

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  • lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pawns aren’t pieces :)

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    • Furbag@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s 2025. Pawn equality NOW!

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  • Sunrosa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    pawns are strongest piece :)

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• Anomalocaris@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  make sure that there a mirror behind your opponent, this way you can see his pieces

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• gon@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I read this as “cheese” instead of “chess” and was really confused for a sec…

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  • Pudutr0n@feddit.cl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I like your version better. Those cheese strategists can suck it.

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    • dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There’s only one cheese strat. You see cheese you eat cheese 🤤

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    • gon@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      OK, no, because I’m a huge cheese strategist. Feta and gorgonzola haunt my waking mind like specters of gastronomical pleasure, wraiths of fermented delight.

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  • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    oh man those prime cut pieces really hit the jelly

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• jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I kind of miss the r/anarchychess shenanigans

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Free to play players can at least restart their account until they get at least one 5* Queen, but even then it’s hard to beat the whales.

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• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Jumpyhorse! I choose YOU!!! Use jump attack!

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If horsey isn’t the best piece then why is it my favorite?

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  rolls dice

  Moves horse 7 places

  “Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.”

  Is chess even a real game?!

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• LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I prefer more competitive games like Polytopia

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• tpihkal@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It never fails, I always end up with the boot, the thimble or Col. Mustard.

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• Hupf@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  xkcd.com/1287/

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• theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The pawns are so cute

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• cuerdo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Football is like chess, except for the dice

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• Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Chess960 is luck, but both sides have the same luck.

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  • exasperation@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    In theory some configurations have stronger or weaker first mover advantage. This is known as white privilege.

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• Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  honestly, it woud be fine if people would stop aimbotting all the time

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• pixelkitty@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Chess 🤝 Monopoly

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• Voyajer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Me when I’m playing Really Bad Chess

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  King (Planeswalker) - 1 (colorless) - 1/1

  While in play it is functionally useless, but if it’s loyalty drops to 0 the game ends immediately and you lose.

  “Who invented this useless piece, what were they thinking?”

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• NONE_dc@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I slam a Royal Flush against the table.

  Checkmate, plebs!

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• wanderwisley@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Now that’s a wizards chess.

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• TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I play the shit out of a chess version of balatro.

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  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s a couple out there but I’ve never tried them to confirm if their good.

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    • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How would i go about searching for them?

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