What is something you like to tell people?

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Pineapple doesn’t really make your semen taste better.

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  • Lembot_0002@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It also doesn’t make your pizza taste better.

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    • Alterforlett@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You’re wrong btw

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    • grte@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Sweet and salty is a good and valid flavour combo.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You are wrong 😄

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Neither does anchovies and avocado however

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  • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Try also adding a little honey, raspberries, ice, and blending throughly and drinking it through a straw.

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    • Master@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Yea, you are supposed to add it after extracting the semen.

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  • nucleative@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    WTF she said it does!

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• PoPoP@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  GrapheneOS btw.

  No proprietary software in my life other than games.

  Don’t need AI to code.

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  • hansolo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Preach!

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  • loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m only playing SuperTuxKart

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    • neox_@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You can try Speed Dreams, it’s fully free and great ;)

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• bandwidthcrisis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “It’s too late for me. But you can still save yourself.”

  Well, I used to. They don’t let me talk to the interns any more.

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You will die and your corpse will rot. Your memories will fade and your existence will vanish. The void will consume us, our extinction is inevitable. We are worthless and nothing matters!

  Anyway, good morning, neighbor. Looks sunny today, eh?

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• knightly@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Buy local, use cash.

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  • KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I can’t imagine trying to pay with cash anymore, stores aren’t really set up for it anymore

    we only maintain cash symbolically

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    • knightly@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      They did that on purpose. “Cashless” just means giving a middleman the opportunity to take a cut.

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    • MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Depends on the area. Some places even give small discounts for paying cash. Cash is king in NYC.

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• Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Tanith Lee created modern weird fantasy and Neil Gaiman stole all his best stuff from her.

  In “Red As Blood” she takes all the Disney princesses and makes them evil. Snow White is a vampire and Cinderella is a witch who drives the Prince insane.

  bookshop.org/p/books/…/14214058?ean=9781479447473…

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• rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces.

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What’s your favorite faction of 40k?

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    • DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Space Gorillas

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• anti_antidote@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You should try riding your bike to work, it’s a lot easier and more rewarding than you think

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  • brokenlcd@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Looks at the highway i would need to take to reach it Thank you for the suggestion, but i think i’ll stick with the train.

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    • anti_antidote@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oh definitely, if transit is available take that any day. This is aimed more at folks who drive to work

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  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I was doing this until it started getting cold in the morning!

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    • anti_antidote@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s what clothes are for! I live in northern Indiana and ride through most of the winter unless the road conditions feel unsafe. The trick is wearing a second inner layer (easy if you go to work in a collared shirt or fleece) as well as a leather jacket, gloves, and bar mitts (keeps the wind and the snow off your hands). In the spring and fall I keep a light jacket and gloves in my bag just in case it’s unusually cold that day for whatever reason.

      That said, some biking to work is better than none!

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Some cheaper cast iron has lead in it btw

  I almost exclusively use cast iron

  You can wash cast iron with dish detergent btw

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  • grte@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Just in general cast iron has this sense about it like people think it’s made of gossamer and not a chunk of literal iron. They aren’t that delicate. Even coarse scrubbies are fine if not applies too firmly.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      They’re also fine with some tomato sauce and standing around with it for a while. I mean, they’ll become pretty ugly and you’ll get some extra iron but they won’t die. If they’re used every day they won’t always be be pristinely black.

      I’ve dropped some too, they can handle it. Something else usually cracks first unless it lands on the handle or something.

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• squarebrain@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Drink more water.

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• TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I like to tell people “I can smell your cunt”

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  • Fetus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Miggs?

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    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      🍆✊🥏🎯😵

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  • Kyle_The_G@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    *colt 45 intro plays

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    • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      *colt 45 intro

      youtu.be/L1T08DmOGK8?t=13

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• Toes@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Did you know Oreos are vegan?

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• nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Did you know octopuses can open jars?

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• Amir@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Even if we stop climate change, we are going to die from PFAS, microplastics in our brain, heavy metal pollution and many other problems before we can leave earth

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• coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “The bomb’s payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.”

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• yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I avoid disposable plastic whenever is possible, my home and personal care products are plastic free.

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• untakenusername@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I use arch btw too, but I’m thinking about trying nixOS

  idk if I should

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• Quilotoa@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  We are living in one of the best times in human history.

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• zewm@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That they are wrong.

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• burgerchurgarr@lemmus.org ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cool! But I’m doing calisthenics

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• Secret_Music@crazypeople.online ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nothing. You’ll have to pry it out of me. Unless we’re talking about social media, in which case I think I have a bad habit of saying too much.

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• idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Computer

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• zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I used to have a lot of these. Not sure where I lost my need to tell anyone about it.

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• Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Have fun, don’t die.

  Any time I or they leave.

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