brokenlcd
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- Comment on Bank forced to rehire workers after lying about chatbot productivity: Australia’s biggest bank regrets messy rush to replace staff with chatbots. 3 weeks ago:
Well… Considering that salt renders soil infertile… Not that far off frankly
- Comment on Jump on in. 3 weeks ago:
Small remider than when injected, serotonin basically overdrives pain receptors. That’s why it’s in there. It won’t make you happy. It will make you feel even more in hell. (I know it’s a joke. But come on i couldn’t resist)
- Comment on PARTY TIME 4 weeks ago:
I can’t speak. I’ve used cut up propane tanks to hold wine.
- Comment on If I invented a shirt that caused cameras to be damaged when filmed/photographed, would I be committing a crime by wearing the shirt at events with cameras? 4 weeks ago:
Best i can do is an Elton John style jacket. Dazzle them to.hell and back.
- Comment on If you went to an island, and formed a new country and forcibly inject everyone there with a drug that makes them happy, you new country could surpass Finland as the "Happiest country in the world" 5 weeks ago:
we happy few has entered the chat
- Comment on run 5 weeks ago:
Who dehydrated my chain chomp?
- Comment on Are you so young that you have never been in a car with one of these? 5 weeks ago:
Ah. The memories of being a wee kid and heating them up. And touching the red hot element. I think that’s one of those experiences that everyone that has been near them as a kid has had.
- Comment on It's always the same. 1 month ago:
By experience, social anxiety works too.
- Comment on Just one of the differences 1 month ago:
Pretty sure you can be in both situations while crying. Think of crying like a modifier asset.
- Comment on Plastic knives are surprisingly dangerous. 1 month ago:
They can kill as well. But indiscriminately and slowly.
- Comment on Full Moon Rising! 2 months ago:
No no no. You don’t get it. The turd is turning into a werewolf mid-shit.
- Comment on Might be time to find another job 2 months ago:
Don’t give me ideas… I love spicy stuff, and it has been a pretty good deterrent in of itself from having my foodstuffs stolen. So two birds with one stone…
- Comment on Might be time to find another job 2 months ago:
I remember solving something similar using an opaque bottle with “GI supplements, don’t drink” written in sharpie. Especially since the first time it was actually true and they didn’t believe the warning.
- Comment on Shhhhh 2 months ago:
My microwave is so old the hum of the transformer is louder than the worn out bell that signals when it’s done. Eventually i’ll pillage the transformer out of another one to keep it going. I refuse to lose the mechanical dials that are on it.
- Comment on Some things just refuse to die 2 months ago:
Basically that phone was a continuous hand me down. My dad, a construction worker, bought it for himself, hence the cement mixer. Then, he managed to get a phone plan with insurance, so if it broke at work he wouldn’t have to pay for another phone. And the s5 got handed over to my mom. Where the pasta sauce happened.
Last. It got handed to me. A wee kid that was starting to dabble into the deeper side of IT. And thats were the rooting came from.
That phone is a trooper. And i genuinely miss when phones were not as fragile as tissue paper.
- Comment on Some things just refuse to die 2 months ago:
Galaxy s5. That phone fell twice in boiling pasta sauce, survived falling in a cement mixer. And managed to not get corrupted by 13 y.o. me rooting a phone for the fist time. No replacements parts other than a new battery. It still fucking runs.
- Comment on You mean I can't say 11 2 months ago:
It’s a logarithmic scale.
- Comment on Hell Yeah 2 months ago:
Everything the light touches. But not the light itself. Checkmate.
- Comment on For me it's $20 2 months ago:
What Americans don’t resort to in order to avoid using the metric system. Smh.
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- Comment on Amid AI Plagiarism, More Professors Turn to Handwritten Work 2 months ago:
- Comment on Amid AI Plagiarism, More Professors Turn to Handwritten Work 2 months ago:
Time to bring the typewriter to the exam.
- Comment on why do some people put a space before a question mark or exclamation point? 3 months ago:
The reason i sometimes do it is because my brain sees a typed word as ending with a space in principle. Even if it the only word i’m typing. I doubt i managed to make sense, but anyways.
- Comment on I got a feeling.. 3 months ago:
- Comment on What is something you like to tell people? 3 months ago:
Looks at the highway i would need to take to reach it Thank you for the suggestion, but i think i’ll stick with the train.
- Comment on Caption this. 3 months ago:
Percolating
- Comment on (゜O゜; 3 months ago:
It’s funny when looked sideways, but when looked from the front it’s two distortion filters away from analog horror.
- Comment on Digg founder Kevin Rose offers to buy Pocket from Mozilla 3 months ago:
It died so hard it underflowed and came back to life. Poorly most likely.
- Comment on U.S. inks bill to force geo-tracking tech for high-end gaming and AI GPUs 3 months ago:
I’d back up as many versions of the drivers as well (different oses, different releases). I feel like this will be implemented drm style with forced network connections baked in the drivers
- Comment on U.S. inks bill to force geo-tracking tech for high-end gaming and AI GPUs 3 months ago:
It would be wonderful if this pushes develpment of noveau drivers. But i don’t get my hopes up…
- Comment on Your fault for not getting me that pizza 3 months ago:
Bro either managed to un-piss himself or has pissed dryness
