Don’t worry, Ralph. It won’t hurt. You won’t even register it happening.
Never Forget. Please dear god don't forget
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Godric@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org 3 weeks ago
Paddzr@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If there’s nothing left of Ralph, had he ever even existed to begin with?
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
Who?
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Like the passengers of the Titan Sub
flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
“I’m scared,” says Ralph.
But I am an author, and take control of this story. Ralph does not understand fear. His existence was short, his history nonexistent, his understanding of the world and his place within it unreal, characterized by the agony of going from non-being, to screaming awareness all in an instant.
The author has returned Ralph to the imaginary realm from which he sprang, freeing him, and any unwitting victims who witnessed his short, confusing reality.
Truly, the only monster here was the first narrator, a casual god who created Ralph only to serve as an instrument of suffering.
Godric@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A lovely fate for our friend :)
pero@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I’ve always wanted to run a Rick and Morty-esque Dungeons & Dragons game where the characters are asynchronistic / from a non-D&D universe, and are aware that they’re stuck in a game that only exists in the minds of the players. Their main role, apart from surviving, is figuring out how to continue existing, or escape the game altogether. Meanwhile the D&D universe, as usual, is going through some fucked up shit with monsters and evil assholes.
I haven’t figured out a mechanism for how they might be able to “escape” yet though lol. Maybe defeating the BBEG sends them back to their own universe somehow?
TenSoon@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
After besting the BBEG, they discover a set of plans for 3d printable minis. You could print/order them printed and have them ready to hand out after the campaign, or if its a long-distance game, distribute the 3d files so the players can print them themselves.
Bam, they’re given physical form that can persist beyond just memory. Monkeys paw-esque twist: they can now be used for other D&D campaigns with more monsters and evil assholes.
gibmiser@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
They don’t- they figure out how to send copies of themselves back, but the originals can never return.
Allows for closure and for the characters to persist in the world for more adventures.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Yes but Ralph can always exist again by reposting this meme.
Ralph can live longer than me, in theory, he is immortal.
phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Bye, Ralph!
Rolder@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
If I constantly start and stop thinking about Ralph, is the end result some kind of existential waterboarding?
AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
Every Ralph you think about after you stop thinking about the previous Ralph is a new Ralph, completely independent from the previous Ralph event.
Is it genocide if you are also creating the Ralphs that you kill?
Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
No, that’s called being God
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s OK Ralph, you’ve been reposted do often that you have a long life ahead of you
Linktank@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Ralph, you privileged piece of shit. You don’t know what fear is.
bricklove@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Damn, my anticipation of watching Ralph die is keeping him alive. You just lost the game btw.
Sergio@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
(shifts glasses on nose)
This is only true if everyone reading the image has problems moving material from short-term to long-term memory.
ricdeh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
But don’t we expect different Ralphs to exist in each of our minds and memories? My Ralph will probably have ceased to exist by tomorrow.
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Don’t worry folks. I have looked this stick figure in the eye with an apologetic half smile.
glitchdx@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ralph is a character, not a person. He never existed in the first place.
callyral@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
what if im someone’s ralph and my existence ceases the moment they stop think abo
Godric@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“I’m scared” said cally
MTK@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
In this reality I imagine ralph to be omnipotent, he moved to a different reality, problem solved.
hansolo@lemm.ee 3 weeks ago
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER!
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Good bye Ralph
socsa@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
The Phenomenology of Ralph: a study in accidental post irony.
DmMacniel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
I will never forget you Ralph.
PunnyName@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ralph gets what I’ve been wanting.
Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
This is not how I imagine being forced to take a life would be like… Sorry Ralph, I hope the idea that your death will bring a unique experience to my life.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m still scrolling, although slower.
qarbone@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I smiled.
ThePyroPython@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
We all are Ralph, we all are… (Slaps knees) Aaanyway, just got to get on with life (stands up and walks off stage left)
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
I gave Ralph a shitload of angeldust.
ch00f@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
HKPiax@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Bye Ralph
Godric@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
:'(
ViscloReader@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Thank you for the closure.