He’s dog food in heaven now.
What a wonderful world we live in!
Submitted 10 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Briefly, but then he fumbled.”
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Ok, so this was a lot funnier than I would have expected. I love absurdist humor and this caught me by surprise.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I hope the horse was alright though
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
Of course he is! He’s with Jeebus now.
atlien51@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Pause?
siha@feddit.uk 10 months ago
Etterra@discuss.online 10 months ago
Did they accidentally give him the backpack full of camping supplies instead of the parachute?
Moose@moose.best 10 months ago
No, they changed the pack colour for the camping stuff last time this happened. Unfortunately they forgot to change the pack colour for the portable anvil as well…
Etterra@discuss.online 10 months ago
Damn, ACME did it again.
gedaliyah@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So is there like canonically a horse heaven?
exasperation@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Up in horsey heaven, here’s the thing
You trade your legs for angels wings
And once we’ve all said good-bye
You take a running leap and you learn to flySwedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
so horse angels are just sausages with wings, got it
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I think so. There’s at least one horse god
AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Someone please feel free to enlighten me, but my horse riding friends say this is pretty fucked up and not something the horse would ever get used to.
SippyCup@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Horses do not get used to unfamiliar environments. They have an environment they like and anything else kinda stresses them out. They’re big dumb skittish animals that long for quiet open fields of grass with nice firm rocky soil.
So yeah, taking a horse and throwing it on an aircraft would spook the bajesus out of it. Throwing it off again would probably scare it to death, if the landing, however gentle, doesn’t kill it
SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I’m hoping that this is The Daily Mash or The Onion or something….it doesn’t even look like horses like it on roads.
scarilog@lemmy.world 10 months ago
There’s no way that this is actually real right??
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s from clickhole iirc
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
[deleted]LegoBrickOnFire@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This reminds me of the story of engineering students who wanted to test their parachute on the bunny mascot of their department. They threw the poor lagomorph from the top of a building.
The parachute held, the lil guy’s heart did not.
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I think the problem may have been that a horse doesn’t know how to pull the cord to deploy the parachute. Hindsight is 20/20 and all that.
AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Oh, no, I think based on other articles the horse died of other causes. But the consensus amongst people I know is that this was just fucked up animal torture on some level.
Like, I’m fine if the horse was also fine and seemed into skydiving. I just have zero evidence of that.
thejoker954@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m sure there’s probably one horse somewhere who would actually enjoy skydiving, but I don’t see an ethical way to find said horse.
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Of course there is! Just ask him!
ryannathans@aussie.zone 10 months ago
Same with any activity really
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Bye bye lil Sebastian
Empricorn@feddit.nl 10 months ago
You’re 5000 candles in the wind…
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Praise be to Sülde Tngri 🐴🐴🐴
Uli@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
He’s moved on to another plane.
0ops@lemm.ee 10 months ago
*another plain. Where the grass is greenest
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 10 months ago
they asked him if he wanted to jump. he said, “neigh”
this is a clear case of horse-icide.
altphoto@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Step one, cover horse’s eyes and plug ears. Step 2, walk horse onto large airplane. Step 3, get said airplane up into the air. Step 4, run with horse towards the open back end of airplane until the horse exits the vehicle. Step 5… Hold up, did we miss the one step where you would strap that large backpack over there to its back? Hmm. Step 6 purchase second horse, specifically a live one.