Let's play this game again

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• owl@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
  “I ___, but only when I’m hard.”

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  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pee.

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  • watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    save kittens from trees

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    • owl@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That sounds nice. The newspapers will call me a hard hero.

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  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You can give moving public speeches

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  • holycrap@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Can reproduce

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    • owl@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Makes sense

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  • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    become immensely popular as a male role model

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  • Aksamit@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Your super power is that you can transform into an afab woman, once.

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  • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You can captivate the attention of any child. You’re a comedian or magician that would absolutely kill it at any children’s birthday party. You would be a fantastic teacher as you can hold the wrapped attention of even the most tiktok-corrupted teen.

    Except, there’s just one small problem…

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    • owl@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m Mr beast?

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    • blady_blah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      They could make a killing off making videos on YouTube or something like Khan Academy. Just never show him from below the waist…

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  • eyelevel@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    can erupt the world’s most satisfying fart

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• Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Shapeshifting

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  • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It hurts extremely because your whole body is physically altered.

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    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      There’s a whole fetish community that’s SOOOOO into this idea

      RIP Scoot D:

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  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You shift by magically turning yourself inside out ass first

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    • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Disgusting and likely painful, would have to be done somewhere private

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      From beneath you, it devours

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  • OZFive@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Your brain shape shifts as well into an exact copy of the animal you mimic. You have the intelligence of the creature you turn into. Which means a one way trip as any coherent logical human thoughts is driven out by animal instincts.

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    • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If I shapeshift into another human, I’d just have their memories

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  • JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Your clothes are not transformed with you

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    • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Still works. I just gotta shapeshift into someone about my height

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  • thelsim@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    But comes with body dysmorphic disorder. You’ll never be satisfied with how you look.

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    • jsomae@lemmy.ml ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not until you finally get it right, and at that point you look like a total freak to everyone else. But at least you’re satisfied.

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  • borokov@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Your weight also change, but the difference is converted to energy using mass–energy equivalence formula.

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    • Gutek8134@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Grow slowly -> walking air cooler

      Shink rapidly -> Boom

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    • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      So I just need to keep my weight constant

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  • Jarix@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You forget what you like if you are changed for too long and don’t have a detailed enough reference

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    • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      A matter of keeping some hair in a jar as well as a photograph of mine

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  • hddsx@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You can only shapeshift into smaller versions of yourself.

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    • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s not really a side effect, more of a condition.

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  • XenoK@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Granted, but you can never turn back

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    • Lycist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      access to all animal shapes, but can only use them once, stuck in final form forever.

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  • sweetgemberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You can only shift into a species that you’ve seen before. Can only shape shift into living things (not sentient and mobile inanimate objects)

    And you can never return to any species you were previously. It has to be a new one every time until you exhaust the possible species. Leaving you stuck as the last possible species you pick to shape shift into.

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    • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Wait, but can I shapeshift within a given species?

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  • phr@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    you shapeshift, but your state and society will periodically and randomly remind you, that they know, what shape you had earlier … wait, that does already exist. still superpower tho!

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  • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You can’t actually become anything unique, the body approximately closest to your imagination becomes yours. They also, become you in turn. You immediately become a world wide sensation if used frequently.

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    • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s not shapeshifting, that’s body swapping

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  • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You can also become invisible

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  • Lumiluz@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Your telomeres become damaged every time you use the ability

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• Washedupcynic@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.

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  • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You’re one of those people who can’t click their fingers.

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    • Aksamit@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This is the funniest answer. I vote it wins.

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  • mudstickmcgee@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But every time someone worse takes their place

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    • Amir@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s a given looking at history

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  • wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As someone who can command the end of other people’s lives on a whim, you also qualify. Snapping your fingers ends your life too.

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  • nichtsowichtig@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    you lose the finger you’re snapping. So you can only kill up to 9 dictators.

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    • rdri@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Actually, 8.

      No. Actually, you don’t even control which fingers you lose. You lose one big finger once and you can’t snap with that hand anymore.

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  • Jarix@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You can’t control which authoritarian dictator or when

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    • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Everyone is already mortal. Nothing changes.

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  • drmoose@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    a benevolent authoritarian dictator has to die as well.

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    • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      There’s no such thing, so does the power just not work? Or does the least bad dictator die? If so, hell yeah!

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  • DarkSpectrum@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But your peepee or boobies shrink by an inch or bra size each time you use it

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The ability to inflict my suicidal depression, sans the medication or benefits of years of therapy, into the minds of anyone I hate.

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  • eyelevel@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Every time you use this power, it costs you one rank on the hierarchy of choices for your next reincarnation.

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    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Is not reincarnating an option?

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• saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ability to make cheese at will.

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  • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    it is extruded and harvested from your nipples

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is a superpower thst could be in the orgy scene in The Boys, rofl.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I see no flaws in this plan

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Teleportation

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• Greg@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Super strength

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• GusTheBard@midwest.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words “hoodoo moogoo”

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• livingcoder@programming.dev ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.

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• FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Have my nose grow every time I lie

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• Jumi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Be able to transform into animals

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• Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The ability to get my DnD group to have a sensible, routine schedule.

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• Triasha@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can shapeshift.

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• Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]

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• Turret3857@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Neural typical ignoramus is what I choose. I’d like to be able to ignore what’s happening in my country and be happy like a bunch of these dumbassss

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• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can play the kazoo really well, like Hendrix level kazoo playing.

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• MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Mind reading

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• MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.

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• mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ohh! this *is *a nice game!

  Ok, my superpower is … Autism!

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• Spark@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I can upvote or downvote as many times as I want

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• drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Idk friends, I’m tired. Person who replies, please give me something cool.

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• sour@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Flying

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• valkyrieangela@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  My superpower is pain

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• nichtsowichtig@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  impeccable social skills

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• Mwa@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Controlling time to undue mistakes i have done in the past

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• toastmeister@lemmy.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The power to become the animal I last ate.

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• BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Every single (non-human) animal is friendly to me.

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• Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The ability to focus on stuff i am supposed to do

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• PacMan@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Your butthole is now sealed shut

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• penguin202124@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Real life Ctrl+Z

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