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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨LouSlash@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • owl@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
    “I ___, but only when I’m hard.”

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    • watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      save kittens from trees

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      • owl@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That sounds nice. The newspapers will call me a hard hero.

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    • holycrap@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Can reproduce

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      • owl@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Makes sense

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    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You can give moving public speeches

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    • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      become immensely popular as a male role model

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    • WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You can captivate the attention of any child. You’re a comedian or magician that would absolutely kill it at any children’s birthday party. You would be a fantastic teacher as you can hold the wrapped attention of even the most tiktok-corrupted teen.

      Except, there’s just one small problem…

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      • owl@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m Mr beast?

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      • blady_blah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        They could make a killing off making videos on YouTube or something like Khan Academy. Just never show him from below the waist…

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    • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pee.

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    • Aksamit@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Your super power is that you can transform into an afab woman, once.

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  • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Shapeshifting

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    • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It hurts extremely because your whole body is physically altered.

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      • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        There’s a whole fetish community that’s SOOOOO into this idea

        RIP Scoot D:

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    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You shift by magically turning yourself inside out ass first

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      • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Disgusting and likely painful, would have to be done somewhere private

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      • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        From beneath you, it devours

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    • OZFive@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Your brain shape shifts as well into an exact copy of the animal you mimic. You have the intelligence of the creature you turn into. Which means a one way trip as any coherent logical human thoughts is driven out by animal instincts.

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      • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        If I shapeshift into another human, I’d just have their memories

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    • JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Your clothes are not transformed with you

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      • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Still works. I just gotta shapeshift into someone about my height

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    • borokov@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Your weight also change, but the difference is converted to energy using mass–energy equivalence formula.

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      • Gutek8134@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Grow slowly -> walking air cooler

        Shink rapidly -> Boom

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      • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        So I just need to keep my weight constant

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    • thelsim@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But comes with body dysmorphic disorder. You’ll never be satisfied with how you look.

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      • jsomae@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Not until you finally get it right, and at that point you look like a total freak to everyone else. But at least you’re satisfied.

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    • hddsx@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You can only shapeshift into smaller versions of yourself.

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      • dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That’s not really a side effect, more of a condition.

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    • XenoK@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Granted, but you can never turn back

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      • Lycist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        access to all animal shapes, but can only use them once, stuck in final form forever.

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    • sweetgemberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You can only shift into a species that you’ve seen before. Can only shape shift into living things (not sentient and mobile inanimate objects)

      And you can never return to any species you were previously. It has to be a new one every time until you exhaust the possible species. Leaving you stuck as the last possible species you pick to shape shift into.

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      • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Wait, but can I shapeshift within a given species?

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    • phr@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      you shapeshift, but your state and society will periodically and randomly remind you, that they know, what shape you had earlier … wait, that does already exist. still superpower tho!

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    • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You can’t actually become anything unique, the body approximately closest to your imagination becomes yours. They also, become you in turn. You immediately become a world wide sensation if used frequently.

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      • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That’s not shapeshifting, that’s body swapping

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    • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You can also become invisible

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    • Jarix@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You forget what you like if you are changed for too long and don’t have a detailed enough reference

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      • Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        A matter of keeping some hair in a jar as well as a photograph of mine

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    • Lumiluz@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Your telomeres become damaged every time you use the ability

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  • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ability to make cheese at will.

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    • RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      it is extruded and harvested from your nipples

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I see no flaws in this plan

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        This is a superpower thst could be in the orgy scene in The Boys, rofl.

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    • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You are also able to end all wars

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      • Aksamit@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        And are reminded of this with every cheese you create.

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    • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s Cheez-Whiz

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      • saltnotsugar@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Alas I must make my living in Philly in the cheesesteak mines.

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    • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It lags out reality because every time you make cheese, it spawns a dozen above you, and reality just never expected this to happen. Also it’s always comically large Raclette

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    • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’re lactose intolerant

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    • sweetgemberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You now lactate and secrete rennet. Making it possible for you to harvest the ingredients and make cheese at will.

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    • shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s all kraft singles

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    • Aksamit@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      As word of your power spreads across the world, you become a god to cows by providing an end to the rape and exslavement of their species.

      The combined belief of billions of cows, grants you accesss to the physical and mental powers of cows. If you work to free them you will become more powerful, if you will be cursed to live out the rest of your days in an abattoir, where the hopes and dreams of cows go to die.

      Either way, the dairy lobbies aren’t happy and assassin’s are after you.

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    • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Severe lactose intolerance.

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  • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Teleportation

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  • Greg@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Super strength

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  • FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Have my nose grow every time I lie

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  • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The ability to get my DnD group to have a sensible, routine schedule.

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  • MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mind reading

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  • Turret3857@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Neural typical ignoramus is what I choose. I’d like to be able to ignore what’s happening in my country and be happy like a bunch of these dumbassss

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  • sour@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Flying

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  • Washedupcynic@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.

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  • AshleyNyx@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The ability to change the probability of events happening

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  • Mwa@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Controlling time to undue mistakes i have done in the past

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  • rothaine@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bullet poops

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  • Spark@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can upvote or downvote as many times as I want

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  • hddsx@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The ability to choose side effects to other people’s super powers

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    infinite money

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  • BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Every single (non-human) animal is friendly to me.

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  • Jumi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Be able to transform into animals

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  • DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Speed up or slow down time at will

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  • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ohh! this *is *a nice game!

    Ok, my superpower is … Autism!

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  • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]

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  • archonet@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    being happy

    I don’t need superpowers, just let me not be depressed while retaining a functioning cock/not feeling numb to the world.

    Alright, fun’s over, let the monkey’s paw curl.

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  • genevieve@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I want to be just slightly above average in everything I do without needing training, but I can only achieve that level of slightly above average at whatever I do.

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  • MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.

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  • laserm@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Will to live

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  • NKBTN@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The ability to turn lead into gold just by touching it and saying a short incantation.

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  • Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The power of the brown-touch: The about to make people shit themselves by touching them

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  • eldoom@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.

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  • wanderwisley@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.

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