Shapeshifting
Let's play this game again
Submitted 2 months ago by LouSlash@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 2 months ago
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 months ago
It hurts extremely because your whole body is physically altered.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
There’s a whole fetish community that’s SOOOOO into this idea
RIP Scoot D:
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 months ago
You shift by magically turning yourself inside out ass first
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Disgusting and likely painful, would have to be done somewhere private
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 months ago
OZFive@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Your brain shape shifts as well into an exact copy of the animal you mimic. You have the intelligence of the creature you turn into. Which means a one way trip as any coherent logical human thoughts is driven out by animal instincts.
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 2 months ago
If I shapeshift into another human, I’d just have their memories
JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Your clothes are not transformed with you
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Still works. I just gotta shapeshift into someone about my height
borokov@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Your weight also change, but the difference is converted to energy using mass–energy equivalence formula.
Gutek8134@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Grow slowly -> walking air cooler
Shink rapidly -> Boom
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 2 months ago
So I just need to keep my weight constant
thelsim@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
But comes with body dysmorphic disorder. You’ll never be satisfied with how you look.
jsomae@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Not until you finally get it right, and at that point you look like a total freak to everyone else. But at least you’re satisfied.
hddsx@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
You can only shapeshift into smaller versions of yourself.
dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
That’s not really a side effect, more of a condition.
XenoK@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Granted, but you can never turn back
Lycist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
access to all animal shapes, but can only use them once, stuck in final form forever.
sweetgemberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
You can only shift into a species that you’ve seen before. Can only shape shift into living things (not sentient and mobile inanimate objects)
And you can never return to any species you were previously. It has to be a new one every time until you exhaust the possible species. Leaving you stuck as the last possible species you pick to shape shift into.
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Wait, but can I shapeshift within a given species?
phr@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
you shapeshift, but your state and society will periodically and randomly remind you, that they know, what shape you had earlier … wait, that does already exist. still superpower tho!
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 months ago
You can’t actually become anything unique, the body approximately closest to your imagination becomes yours. They also, become you in turn. You immediately become a world wide sensation if used frequently.
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 2 months ago
That’s not shapeshifting, that’s body swapping
Donkter@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You can also become invisible
Jarix@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You forget what you like if you are changed for too long and don’t have a detailed enough reference
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 2 months ago
A matter of keeping some hair in a jar as well as a photograph of mine
Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Your telomeres become damaged every time you use the ability
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Ability to make cheese at will.
RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
it is extruded and harvested from your nipples
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I see no flaws in this plan
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
This is a superpower thst could be in the orgy scene in The Boys, rofl.
Donkter@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You are also able to end all wars
Aksamit@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
And are reminded of this with every cheese you create.
OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s Cheez-Whiz
saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Alas I must make my living in Philly in the cheesesteak mines.
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 months ago
It lags out reality because every time you make cheese, it spawns a dozen above you, and reality just never expected this to happen. Also it’s always comically large Raclette
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 months ago
You’re lactose intolerant
sweetgemberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
You now lactate and secrete rennet. Making it possible for you to harvest the ingredients and make cheese at will.
shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
It’s all kraft singles
Aksamit@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
As word of your power spreads across the world, you become a god to cows by providing an end to the rape and exslavement of their species.
The combined belief of billions of cows, grants you accesss to the physical and mental powers of cows. If you work to free them you will become more powerful, if you will be cursed to live out the rest of your days in an abattoir, where the hopes and dreams of cows go to die.
Either way, the dairy lobbies aren’t happy and assassin’s are after you.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Severe lactose intolerance.
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 2 months ago
Teleportation
Greg@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Super strength
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 2 months ago
Have my nose grow every time I lie
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
The ability to get my DnD group to have a sensible, routine schedule.
MarcomachtKuchen@feddit.org 2 months ago
Mind reading
Turret3857@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Neural typical ignoramus is what I choose. I’d like to be able to ignore what’s happening in my country and be happy like a bunch of these dumbassss
sour@feddit.org 2 months ago
Flying
Washedupcynic@lemm.ee 2 months ago
With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.
AshleyNyx@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
The ability to change the probability of events happening
Mwa@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Controlling time to undue mistakes i have done in the past
rothaine@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Bullet poops
Spark@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I can upvote or downvote as many times as I want
hddsx@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
The ability to choose side effects to other people’s super powers
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
infinite money
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Every single (non-human) animal is friendly to me.
DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 2 months ago
Speed up or slow down time at will
Jumi@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Be able to transform into animals
mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Ohh! this *is *a nice game!
Ok, my superpower is … Autism!
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]
archonet@lemy.lol 2 months ago
being happy
I don’t need superpowers, just let me not be depressed while retaining a functioning cock/not feeling numb to the world.
Alright, fun’s over, let the monkey’s paw curl.
genevieve@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I want to be just slightly above average in everything I do without needing training, but I can only achieve that level of slightly above average at whatever I do.
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.
laserm@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Will to live
NKBTN@feddit.uk 2 months ago
The ability to turn lead into gold just by touching it and saying a short incantation.
Sendpicsofsandwiches@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
The power of the brown-touch: The about to make people shit themselves by touching them
eldoom@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I can now shoot fresh spaghetti from my fingertips. Each fingertip shoots a continuous spaghetti noodle at an alarming rate with a range of about 4 feet. My thumbs will shoot a delicious meat sauce at a comparable rate and range.
wanderwisley@lemm.ee 2 months ago
When I’m completely naked I’m invisible.
owl@infosec.pub 2 months ago
I’m gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
“I ___, but only when I’m hard.”
watson387@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
save kittens from trees
owl@infosec.pub 2 months ago
That sounds nice. The newspapers will call me a hard hero.
holycrap@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Can reproduce
owl@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Makes sense
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 2 months ago
You can give moving public speeches
OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 2 months ago
become immensely popular as a male role model
WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You can captivate the attention of any child. You’re a comedian or magician that would absolutely kill it at any children’s birthday party. You would be a fantastic teacher as you can hold the wrapped attention of even the most tiktok-corrupted teen.
Except, there’s just one small problem…
owl@infosec.pub 2 months ago
I’m Mr beast?
blady_blah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They could make a killing off making videos on YouTube or something like Khan Academy. Just never show him from below the waist…
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Pee.
Aksamit@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
Your super power is that you can transform into an afab woman, once.