Let's play this game again

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The ability to inflict my suicidal depression, sans the medication or benefits of years of therapy, into the minds of anyone I hate.

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  • eyelevel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Is not reincarnating an option?

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• Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The ability to focus on stuff i am supposed to do

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  • lengau@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Congrats! You have this superpower and I am jealous.

    Unfortunately you can now only concentrate on things you are supposed to do. You try to watch TV and you can’t follow the show because you’re thinking about how you need to mop the floors. Want to read? You can’t concentrate because you really should wash your windows. Your life becomes a hell of boring productivity. You lose sleep thinking about all the things you’re supposed to do, including how you’re supposed to be asleep by now. There is no more pleasure in life. There are no more quiet moments. There is only stuff you are supposed to do.

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    • Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh no, than its close to now where i think about stuff i should do but dont, for reasons

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    • bork@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What happens if you go to therapy and their recommendation is I relax? Does relaxation related activities then become what they are supposed to do?

      There’s definitely a loop hole in here somewhere.

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    • Asmodis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How do you know how my brain works? ಠ_ಠ

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• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I can play the kazoo really well, like Hendrix level kazoo playing.

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  • phlegmy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You look and sound like the ‘you on kazoo’ kid for the rest of your life. Even at 80 years old, everyone thinks you’re a 9 year old.

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    • Cosmonauticus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There was a cowboy bebop episode kinda like this. Sympathy for the devil I think

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    • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Worth it.

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• drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Idk friends, I’m tired. Person who replies, please give me something cool.

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  • Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    … but you get some tasty food

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  • UltraBlack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You have constant diarrhea. You’re welcome

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  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You get perfectly controllable, exact, and safe teleportation, even if you’ve never been to the place you want to teleport to, you can also teleport others with you, but you start menstruating really bad every time, doesn’t matter if you have the usual equipment. No matter who you are, and it also applies to anyone teleporting with you, you will find yourself in the middle of intense menstruation.

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    • pineapplepizza@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You win the game

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  • Don_alForno@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ok. You’re often tired, but coffee gives you super strength, Popeye style.

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  • Hawk@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Social Obligation.

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    • drspawndisaster@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Awesome, so I can make people feel socially obligated to do things?

      Everybody on the internet, we need to each give this person one dollar. Enjoy, friend.

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• Triasha@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I can shapeshift.

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  • UltraBlack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    … into cheap chinese toys only

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  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Into Ron Jeremy.

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    • Triasha@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thanks this one could be useful.

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  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But only into a starfish

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• PacMan@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Your butthole is now sealed shut

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  • ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You get food poisoning from everything you eat or drink

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  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And all of my poop will teleport into the back of your throat when it arrives at what was once my sphincter.

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  • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But,

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• rdri@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ability to teleport any words I want into the mind of someone who is broadcasting or streaming anything over internet or radio or tv, that I currently watch or listen, as long as the broadcast is going on. For them it would be like hearing me as if I was in the same room. They won’t know anything about me other than realize I’m one of their listeners or viewers. It works only for one person at a time - the streamer/broadcaster or one of them. They can choose to tell other listeners what they heard, or not.

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  • Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But you get tourette(?) syndrome

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  • Inktvip@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Things always break for you just as you’re about to experience their reaction, regardless of the medium, abstraction or delay (live/recorded/news articles…)

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  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They can, at any point shut you out.

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  • livingcoder@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The other person has to be asleep and hears it as a whisper in their dream.

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    • rdri@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Nah, the ability works during the broadcast, without such delays.

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• toastmeister@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The power to become the animal I last ate.

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  • ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You’re a staunch vegetarian

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  • Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Counts for going back to human too

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  • Luminocta@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    All the food you eat tastes bland, cardboard like.

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  • Xkaliber@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It only works one way i.e. You can’t revert back to being a human unless you…

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  • Sal@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You are a radical vegan

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  • lemmylemonade@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But you can only speak in Mandarin

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    • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      As a third party ref I am ruling that this does give you the ability to talk in Mandarin while in a non-human form.

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  • quinkin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But it includes all trace levels of insects in your food.

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• GusTheBard@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The outcome I most want, when random chance is involved, will always occur if I first say the words “hoodoo moogoo”

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  • danciestlobster@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But you have a severe gambling addiction

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  • Jimmycakes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You got a sore throat all the time so it really hurts to say it

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• livingcoder@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I can pause time in order to write as much code as I want without interruption.

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  • ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You can only write ‘hello world’

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  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Air also stops, so moving causes unimaginable levels of friction and you cannot breath.

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  • bob_lemon@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The code can only be written in VB.Net.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Stack overflow won’t load while time is paused.

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    • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I would still pause time, and just chill there

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    • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Still useful. Even if you only get like 10% more time during working periods that’s still a nice boost. Especially if you’re salaried.

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• Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The entire superman set, minus kryptonite

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• valkyrieangela@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  My superpower is pain

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• vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I have wolverine level regeneration.

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• kandoh@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I always succeed at anything I attempt

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• penguin202124@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Real life Ctrl+Z

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• Mojtaba@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I can create any liquid and control his Temperature

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• DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  i can delete one square meter wnywhere in the world and it just deletes the matter that was there

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• Washedupcynic@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  With the snap of my fingers I can instantly cause the death of authoritarian dictators.

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• drmoose@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Can create perfectly round and transparent ice cubes out of thin air.

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• slappypantsgo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This sucks because all of the responses are negative.

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• _LordMcNuggets_@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I am ironman

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• Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]

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• finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Unfortunately I am already perfection, and unfortunately the side effect is living amongst the humans and seeing them for what they are, unable to help them in meaningful ways.

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• MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Not having to sleep. You can just be awake 24/7 without the usual cognitive decline or feelings of being tired.

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• nichtsowichtig@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  impeccable social skills

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• Jumi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Be able to transform into animals

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• lemmylemonade@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  ability to make people say what you want them to

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Shoot butts out my laser

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