Oh god

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• Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was leaning against this when I opened the post:

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• BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Not sure how a television is gonna fit, but here we go

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• Hadriscus@lemm.ee ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why did I choose a ten-string guitar

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  • TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    chuckles nervously in double neck

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  There’s a window, but just outside the window is a tall skinny CACTUS

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• banazir@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Well shit, I guess I have to re-enact 1 man 1 jar…

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  • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Oh lawd not again

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  • Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Nonono… just do us a favour and don’t film it.

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• unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  A towel. Idk how im gonna make this work. Maybe if soaked with enough lube or oil 🤔

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  • acidbattery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Blender and a funnel!

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    • unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Eww thats even worse

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  • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I reckon you could manage a towel with a bit of lube and some sort of stick to help it on its way.

    I believe on you, you’ve got this.

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  • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wrap it around a stick and then wrap it with rope like you would do with a turkey and then soak it in coconut oil

    Haven’t done it myself yet but sounds like it might work🤷‍♂️

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  • FistingEnthusiast@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I believe in you

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• fungalfelidae5@lemm.ee ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  entire crate of water bottles.

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• justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The wall? I wonder how that’s gonna work

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• Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  TP

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  • Zetta@mander.xyz ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m also in the bathroom, but the TP is on my right and to the left is the shower. No objects that aren’t attached to the building. So, that’ll be hard.

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    • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You can do it, I believe in you.

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• shipsnwolf@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Small metal filling cabinet that is wider than I am, death is what I get

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• ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Reading this on the toilet, literally it’s toilet paper

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  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Whole roll, though!

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• Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Okay but it doesn’t specify entirely up your ass, just up your ass. So a Bo staff wouldn’t be that bad, it’s smooth at least.

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  • gnutrino@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Right? I had a fresh mug of coffee to the left of me when I read it, feels like the scolding alone would make that worse than a no staff without getting into the damage a shattering mug could do.

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• lunachocken@lemm.ee ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cup.

  Uhhhh

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• yumyumsmuncher@feddit.uk ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  haha nvidia shield toblerone remote

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• OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A mirror. Or… Myself?

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• diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Either my 10in tablet, or my huge ashtray

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• Zozano@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The first time I saw this post: sunglasses The second time: 375mL can of beer.

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• pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  To my left is just a door. So I guess I gotta shove a whole door up my ass

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• Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  … 40 oz metal water bottle…

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• fleebleneeble@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Eugh, nicotine pouch spit cup. Slimy.

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Idk how to interpret this when I read it while laying on my right side. What’s on my left… the sun?

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  • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You sleeping on a park bench?

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    • TheOakTree@lemm.ee ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      TIL back yards exist

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  • pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The roof

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Cat wand toy.

  Perforated bowel coming up

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• spooky2092@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Nice, just a coke spoon

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• meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Whew, just a coffee mug.

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• Kecessa@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So do I choose the bath or one of the shampoo bottles? 🤔

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  • kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d go with the shampoo bottles

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  A bigass shelf. I’m going to die.

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• ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s like a 6ft x 2ft painting (2m x 0.7m roughly) on the wall. Going to be a rough night.

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• Grostleton@lemm.ee ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  An ~12"x18"x1" wooden cutting board…

  I can make this work.

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• msage@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  HARDER!!

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• x4740N@lemm.ee ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m pretty sure air already does this

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