Since when is a dick an organ?
Thats fair
Submitted 10 months ago by kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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Formfiller@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Liver
JayJay@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I would upgrade my brain to be able to consciously control all the little automatic stuff. Tell my brain to up the metabolic rate when I want to burn more fat, increase heart rate when exercising, basically to be able to consciously control all functions of my body at will.
DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I can’t be trusted with direct control of the of my pleasure center of my brain.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
You could control yourself to control yourself
callyral@pawb.social 10 months ago
Upgrade my eyes so I can sense different wavelengths of light at will. I would also make them very resistant to blindness.
umbraroze@lemmy.world 10 months ago
RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
I was born flatfooted. I’d make my feet and legs normal.
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Infinite wishes situation : upgrade your brain such that you are sufficiently smart to bio-engineer all the other organs.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Or! OR! Downgrade your brain so you’re just dumb enough to feel constant happiness.
moseschrute@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Does happiness increase or decrease with intelligence? What if your brain upgrade becomes an emotional downgrade?
Huschke@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You could always downgrade your brain again after you’re done.
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Does happiness increase or decrease with intelligence?
Is there even a correlation?
daggermoon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
As an audiophile, probably my ears. I wanna be able to hear over 19khz.
BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Ok but it needs to be an ‘activable’ skill, if it’s always on it could be a nightmare with all kinds of background noises continuously ringing in your ear.
Uebercomplicated@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Yep, super hearing for me too please. Imagine actually being able to appreciate 192khz recordings… damn. Actually, I don’t even think my HD600s go that high
bampop@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I can hear slightly higher frequencies than most, I think. Back when TVs used cathode ray tubes I’d have problems with the small portable TVs because they would emit an annoying high pitched tone. Even high pitched tones unintentionally mixed into records. The world is designed for people with typical senses.
hex@programming.dev 10 months ago
My buddy has a CRT. It makes a very high pitched noise, close to 18900hz. But it’s not above what most people can hear, most humans can hear up to 20,000hz. Over time this decreases of course. But every time I go to this guy’s house I can hear the CRT going, so loud, so annoying.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Upgrade my butt. Poot existential dread instead of regular feces.
bampop@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I used to think that if I could have a superpower I 'd like to be able to take a big rancid shit at will, but open up a portal so it would arrive in the pants of a person of my choosing. But then it wouldn’t even work on Trump so what’s the point
FurryMemesAccount@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
It definitely didn’t end the way I expected
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Neither did i
gimsy@feddit.it 10 months ago
One of:
- eyes to see a wider spectrum of light (infrared to gamma-ray)
- ears to increase sensitivity or reduce it close to 0 a will
- nose to smell all dangerous stuff that is odourless (carbon monoxide f.e.)
- muscles not to lose training after a few days (I am not sure that wouldn’t fuck up methabolism)
- have an organ to catch radiowaves (while being capable to switch it off)
- brown fat cells to never feel cold (with added super bonus that they also kill cancer by starving it)
- liver to remove toxins without being easily damaged
The choice is difficult :)
flying_sheep@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Brown fat cells would also make you burn more calories doing nothing
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If you’re in a first world country and making a decent salary that just becomes a lower chance of obesity and diabetes
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
Been playing Lies of P and I find it funny to say I would upgrade my P-Organ. 😏
guy@piefed.social 10 months ago
Brain is a no-brainer. It's okay as it is, but having an optimal one sounds terrific
Zentron@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Id like to switch my autism on and off
wabafee@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Would it still be you after the upgrade?
hedge_lord@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Gee I sure hope not
callyral@pawb.social 10 months ago
if i were smarter, i’d be able to answer that
spudsrus@aussie.zone 10 months ago
Tough call…
Do you pick the one that will probably kill you or the one making quality of life kinda shit.
Awkward when fixing the organ doesn’t fix the problems with it
(•_•)
SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Idk cause making my pp bigger in my mind fixes all of my problems.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
I’d upgrade my ass so that I didn’t need to shit, it just like teleported the poop somewhere
meliaesc@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Absolutely no way, finishing a good poo is such a relief.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
You can still do it, just anywhere.
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 10 months ago
I would like a second of the same dong. undecided as to configuration (over-and-under vs. side-by-side)
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Under/over of course.
You can be a one-man DP
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’d upgrade my balls so that they aren’t vulnerable when being attacked. That way I can steal Bobby Hill’s purse and get away with it.
C1pher@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Classic.
Cryophilia@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Can we pick the nature of the upgrade? I want to pee champagne
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 months ago
All y’all are picking dick.
But the correct answer is that balls. Need something more durable and with a faster reload time.
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 10 months ago
that’s okay my homies can hook me up with a reload
13igTyme@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Then you want to upgrade your prostate.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You’ll be limited by shaft resilience before reload time, especially over multi-day operations.
Ebber@lemmings.world 10 months ago
Careful with that, you probably wouldn’t want to end up in a StuG 3 Ausf B situation
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 months ago
rubbing a monkey’s paw
Oh no! I didn’t realize I was asking for Nazi balls!
illegible@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
How many times a day do you need to jerk off?!
nerv@lemmynsfw.com 10 months ago
Skeletal structure.
This implies stronger bones and stronger joints. With a stronger framework to hold your muscles, you get a sturdier body.
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Definitely my spine. There’s a reason basically anyone who has worked in the trades for a while has a fucked up back. It would be nice to avoid my impending back problems.
toastmeister@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Is it a form problem?
Evotech@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Probably brain, responsetime
Who am I kidding, it’s gonna be vibrating dick
Karjalan@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Good newss! If you use a massage gun pressed right to the base of your dick, it vibrates like a vibrator.
Great trick if she’s on top, fun for everyone
kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I think somewhere on the internet there is a whole ass manhwa based on this concept
untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
better brain
with that I can make more money and with that I can just buy new organs
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Congrats. You now feel anxiety twice as intensely.
untakenusername@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
yeah but now I can buy 2x the anxiety meds because of all my money
altphoto@lemmy.today 10 months ago
I asked the lady with no legs. She said bigger dick.
Hyphlosion@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Sometimes I wonder if my brain was already donated.
Aeri@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Heart failure is one of the biggest killers out there. I think you’d have a better odds of living a long life with some kind of super heart. Your heart is basically just a water pump that has to remain online for 100 years or you die fast.
volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 10 months ago
That’s a good point, but in my opinion the other common deaths are way worse. Cancer? Living with the anxiety of impending death and constantly getting sicker, more in pain and being nauseous from medication? Or COPD, feeling like you are suffocating slowly? Alzheimers, Parkinsons? Or my personal fear - dying from a stupid simple cold? Man, I take a heart attack any day of the week.
Aeri@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah, I’m just thinking about the meta pick for general longevity.
turtlesareneat@discuss.online 10 months ago
I have a friend who’s losing the battle with cancer right now and I didn’t really appreciate how bad it would be. Both the cancer itself, and having this much forewarning. I would rather it be quick and surprise. For my sake lol screw everyone else
Lumiluz@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Unless your lungs fail
Qwaffle_waffle@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
The heart will take that on after the lung layoff.
frog_brawler@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Upgrade my liver, stay drunk for the next 3 years and 9 months.
smeenz@lemmy.nz 10 months ago
Wouldn’t being able to enter a coma on demand be more useful ?
frog_brawler@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yes, but which organ do you upgrade to do that?
cepelinas@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
My stamina is shit so lungs.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’d like to upgrade my penis into super penis, two barrels, break action instead of the pump action, then I’ll create a new sex act called “Quakeing”, where you strafe around your sexual partner while constantly ejaculating on them with your super penis.
notabot@piefed.social 5 months ago
You want a break action penis, so you have to manually reload every couple of shots? Nah, you want belt fed, just hold the trigger and go!
tetris11@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Welp, that’s enough internet for today