What if I wanted a specific broom?
Very gently, I’m sure
Submitted 1 year ago by purplepeas@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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hopesdead@startrek.website 1 year ago
caboose2006@lemm.ee 1 year ago
In Washington state potatoes cannons were legal as long as you classified them a “line throwing device”. I.e. something to throw a rope from ship to ship if you like lose an engine or something. So when you go to the lake to play bring a rope and a nail to stick the rope in the potato if the cops come and ask questions.
Hyphlosion@lemm.ee 1 year ago
I wonder if this person is also into punkin chuckin?
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s trebuchets
Hyphlosion@lemm.ee 1 year ago
That “pumpkin relocation assistant.”
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Another name could be “rapid potato transport device”
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Potatoportation
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Potato masher.
elvith@feddit.org 1 year ago
This is my temporary potato holder. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My temporary potato holder is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my temporary potato holder is useless. Without my temporary potato holder, I am useless. I must fire my temporary potato holder true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will … My temporary potato holder and I know that what counts in war is not the potatoes we launch, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit … My temporary potato holder is human, even as I [am human], because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my temporary potato holder clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will … Before God, I swear this creed. My temporary potato holder and I are the defenders of my yard. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life. So be it, until victory is America’s and there is no enemy, but peace!
goldfndr@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Please, more “sets the potato down” and “push a button” substitutions.
This is my temporary potato holder. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My temporary potato holder is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my temporary potato holder is useless. Without my temporary potato holder, I am useless. I must push a button on my temporary potato holder true. I must set the potato down straighter than my enemy who is trying to set a potato down on me. I must set the potato down on him before he sets a potato down on me. I will …
My temporary potato holder and I know that what counts in setting potatoes down is not the potatoes we launch, the noise of our button pushes, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the anywhere you want that counts. We will hit …
My temporary potato holder is human, even as I [am human], because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will keep my temporary potato holder clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will …
Before God, I swear this creed. My temporary potato holder and I are the defenders of my yard. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America’s and there is no enemy, but peace!MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Came here to post this. Shut up and take my upvote.
LeFrog@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
peetabix@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
A Spudgun www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCzJnIbj6Wc
swampdownloader@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Good ol spud gun. Made one back in the day. My buddy went overboard and had one manufactured out of steel and used ether as a propellant. Was pretty wild compared to the pvc version.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 year ago
That reminds me I wanted to build a firecracker shotgun. Still haven’t figured out a sleek way to ignite them though.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
Very rich fuel air mixture and a spark igniter?
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 year ago
Safer and less fun way, heating element.
Yeah that’s what I’ve been considering now. Not just because of safety but also because it’s reliable since nothing needs to be directly fitted into the chamber. Also more resistant to sutt buildup. Maybe I can repurpose an old vape.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
I made a firecracker gun out of lego technics when i was young. The munition was a firecracker too, was pretty fun.
_druid@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
I’m sure an internal striker could be engineered with some metal bits, maybe a 3D printer, and parts of a zippo lighter. Just shooting from the hip, but I bet there is someone with the knowledge and the time, if you brought the idea up to the correct forums.
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 1 year ago
My idea was glueing some copper wire to the bottom of the fuse and using a battery powered ignition mechanism but maybe I’m overthinking it 😅
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
the broom stick is for checking if it’s loaded, call it a cleaning rod
obsidianfoxxy7870@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 year ago
To be fair it will be about as gental as it’s terminal volocity. Which is hard but like not that bad.
Ste41th@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
The picture is split in half?
yogurtwrong@lemmy.world 1 year ago
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT PROPRIETARY NOVIDYA BULLSHIT DRIVERS AAARGGGH
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
OP forgot to turn on vsync
protist@mander.xyz 1 year ago
The picture is split in half.
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 1 year ago
Wrong. It’s split into 1/3 and 2/3.
seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Fun fact: PVC doesn’t show up on x-rays. So when this thing turns into shrapnel and embeds itself in your abdomen; doctors get to just hunt around and hope they get all the pieces.
musubibreakfast@lemm.ee 1 year ago
But PVC does melt unlike schrapnel, so there’s no problem if they set your abdomen on fire.
Hyphlosion@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Wolverine must have a cousin with a PVC bone structure out there somewhere…
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
What about an MRI? Too slow maybe?
snekmuffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
so what you’re saying is that I can sneak this onto a plane
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 1 year ago
That was a fun fact 🥰
dbtng@eviltoast.org 1 year ago
I appreciate knowing this. If I’m dying from consuming high velocity plastic shrapnel, I won’t expect xrays to help.
krashmo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
The word consuming is deeply unsettling in this context. More so than high velocity plastic shrapnel, which is surprising
Gronk@aussie.zone 1 year ago
Nothing a lead paint job can’t fix
krashmo@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Asbestos gauze
turtlesareneat@discuss.online 1 year ago
Microplastics are bad, now macroplastics are bad, I feel like you’re just very anti-plastic at this point and hard to please.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 year ago
My opinions themselves are plastic; constantly changing.
ChillPill@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve only ever seen potato “holders” made out of ABS, not PVC. Not sure that ABS is any more resistant to er- rapid unscheduled disassemblies.
brygphilomena@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
In the firework industry we use ABS in our mortars because they will stretch and rip if a firework explodes in the tube rather than shatter and turn into shrapnel.
seathru@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
ABS would be better in that regard, it has a higher plasticity and less likely to fragment. But the one in the OP is PVC. ABS pipe is black.
cfi@lemmy.world 1 year ago
We used to make them out of PVC pipe from the hardware store
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 1 year ago
ABS (black) fails by ripping open. PVC (white) fails like a grenade.
If you’re in the market for a “potato holder” don’t get the white one.